Characters: Hermey the Elf, Abominable Snowman, Dentist Patient, Baker Customer, Santa Claus, Regis Philbin, Elves
Segment Summary: The Elfin schooling system has lackluster vocational training.
Written By: Kevin Shinick
- This segment is a parody of the stop-motion animated Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
- Hermey is a contestant on the TV game show Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?.
- The end of this segment parodies the film The Godfather Part II.
Trivia / Info:Up until this sketch, Santa Claus was usually voiced by Seth Green. In this sketch, he's voiced by Seth MacFarlane. MacFarlane usually voices Santa in subsequent appearances.
Goofs / Nitpicks:In "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer", Hermey wears a blue elf uniform, a blue elf hat, and has blonde hair. In this segment, Hermey wears a green elf uniform, no hat, and has brown hair.