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Season: 2

Episode: Cracked China

Length: 2:31

Cast: Jeannie Elias (Rose Nylund), Seth Green (Guy in the next booth, Sven), Chad Morgan (Sophia Petrillo), Susan Silo (Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak), Lisa Sunstedt (Blanche Devereaux)

Characters: Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak, Blanche Devereaux, Rose Nylund, Sophia Petrillo, Guy in the next booth, Sven

Segment Summary: The Golden Girls share their sexual escapades a la Sex and the City.

Written By: Jordan Allen-Dutton, Erik Weiner

Themes: Mashups, Sexuality, Television, Vomit, Death


  • This show parodies Golden Girls and Sex and the City
  • When Sophia makes the comment to Dorothy she is referring to the fact that Dorothy rarely gets dates.
  • St. Olaf is where Rose Nylund used to live.

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Goofs / Nitpicks:

  • In the beginning, Dorothy refers to her mother by her first name; in Golden Girls she would only call her "Ma".
  • Blanche Devereaux does not wear dentures.
  • Rose is shocked when Blanche says her boyfriend died in bed, but this happened to Rose's husband and boyfriends in the original show.

Transcription - Interpretations

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