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Season: 7

Episode: Stone Cold Steve Cold Stone

Length: 3:08

Cast: Carlee Baker (Cinderella, Belle, Tiana), Rachel Bloom (Princess Ariel), Saoirse Ronan (Princess Aurora, Merida, Princess Jasmine), Ginnifer Goodwin (Snow White, Mulan, Rapunzel), Seth Green (Fairy Godmother, Sebastian, Louis, Mushu)

Characters: Snow White, Cinderella, Aurora, Ariel, Belle, Jasmine, Mulan, Tiana, Rapunzel, Merida, Tinker Bell, Gus, Louis, Mushu, Queen Elinor (bear), Pocahontas, Prince Naveen (frog), Fairy Godmother, Sebastian

Segment Summary: You can now scratch "Disney Princesses with assault weapons" off your fetish-bucket list.

Written By: Rachel Bloom

Themes: Animals, Blood, Bleeped, Death, Destruction, Fairy Tales, Film, Guns, Lengthy, Music, Violence


Trivia / Info:

  • Seth Green and Rachel Bloom both reprise their roles as Ariel and Sebastian from the sketch Where the Dirty People Are.
  • Snow White's birds are two-dimensionally animated.
  • Ginnifer Goodwin reprises her role as Snow White from the sketch Poisoned Apple. In addition, Goodwin also played the character in ABC's television series Once Upon a Time.
  • Tinker Bell surviving the nuclear explosion and shooting Merida at the end references that she was once part of the official Disney Princess line-up, but was later pulled from that franchise when the Disney Fairies franchise was created.
  • Ariel is a human in the castle but when the other Princesses are fighting, she is a mermaid. Its possible that Ursula or King Triton might have turned her into a mermaid again - as seen in some of the direct-to-video sequels.

Goofs / Nitpicks:

  • Unlike the other princesses, Pocahontas doesn't appear at the beginning of the sketch, but rather first appears with Merida's army shortly after Aurora is shot in the throat with an arrow.

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