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Season: 2

Episode: Password: Swordfish

Length: 2:14

Cast: Seth Green (Bedtime Bear, Lotsa Heart Elephant, Don Cheadle, Bright Heart Raccoon, Cowboy Care Bear, Brave Heart Lion), Melanie Griffith (Love-A-Lot Bear, Wish Bear), Jimmy Kimmel (Lots of Laughs Bear), Jim Meskimen (John Corzine), Rick Schroder (Cloudkeeper), Frank Welker (Unknown Care Bear (uncredited))

Characters: Love-A-Lot Bear, Bedtime Bear, Lots of Laughs Bear, Don Cheadle, Lotsa Heart Elephant, Cloudkeeper, John Corzine, Bright Heart Raccoon, Cozy Heart Penguin, Loyal Heart Dog, Playful Heart Monkey

Segment Summary: Care Bears care a lot...about ethnic cleansing.

Themes: Animals, Bleeped, Bodily Functions, Death, Film, Food & Drink, Politics, Television


  • This sketch is a parody of TV's Care Bears: Adventures in Care-a-Lot.
  • The hotel that was supposed to house the Care Bear Cousins is a reference to the film Hotel Rwanda (starring Don Cheadle), in which a man protected refugees in his hotel during the Rwandan Genocide.
  • The film Swordfish also stars Cheadle.

Trivia / Info:Unsurprisingly, New Jersey is insulted

Goofs / Nitpicks:

  • For some reason, Jesus and Christ are censored.
  • When the Care Bears cheer after the elephant dies, they are all voiced by Seth Green.
  • Only the Elephant, Tiger, and Lion Cousins are seen.
  • Bedtime Bear is sleepy in the cartoon, but in the sketch, he announces bedtime.

Transcription - Interpretations

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