Episode: Love, Maurice
Characters: Dr. Rudy Wells, Oscar Goldman, Col. Steve Austin, Doctor, Jamie Sommers
Segment Summary: Jammie Sommers suffers an accident and Steve takes her to Dr. Wells and Goldman to be rebuilt, while suggesting some additions himself. After waking up to discover she's been given massive breast implants, a robotic arm that can only perform handjob jerking and titanium knees (so that she can stay on them for hours), Jamie freaks and mercilessly beats Steve, Wells and Goldman. The three awaken later to discover that they are only made head and stomach now and that unfortunately they can't be rebuilt since the government doesn't have the technology.
Trivia / Info:
- Lee Majors reprises his role of Col. Steve Austin.
Goofs / Nitpicks:
- It is unknown if Jamie Sommers was in prison, death or hangman.