The show ain't coming back, so i decided to write my own sketches.

Note: Since Robot Chicken often excludes characters, i decided that Snowanna, Swizzle, Crumbelina, Gloyd and Adorabeezle do not appear in this sketch.

Title: "Sugar Rush: Unplugged"

Youtube title: "Bert and Ernie Cause Virtual Homelessness"

Setting: Litwak's Arcade - "Sugar Rush" game. The sound of arcade machines humming fills the background.

[INT. SUGAR RUSH - DAY]

(Vanellope von Schweetz sits on her kart, holding a beer bottle. Her eyes are glassy as she swigs, slurring a bit).

Vanellope: (hiccuping) Ahhh... This is the only way I’m gonna get through the day, guys. Ralph's... sniffles Ralph's dead... and I'm left to hiccup live life alone.

(Taffyta, Candlehead, Rancis, Minty, and Jubileena are gathered around her, looking concerned).

Taffyta: (shaking head) Vanellope, you gotta stop drinking like this. It messes with your driving.

Candlehead: (worried) Yeah, we all know that drunk driving leads to bad gameplay.

Minty: (groaning) Like, seriously. When you drive like this, the whole game gets messed up.

Jubileena: (laughing nervously) Even the NPCs get confused!

Vanellope: (glaring) I get it, okay? We’ve had this talk a hundred times! But who cares? The arcade’s dead! It’s 2025, nobody plays anymore, and the people who do still come here just want to unplug everything and take it away.

(Vanellope shrugs and takes another swig).

Vanellope: (grinning) Yeah, I’m just gonna go with the flow. I’m basically already a ghost, might as well enjoy the afterlife with some beers.

(The gang exchanges worried looks).

Taffyta: (sighs) Just... please. For the sake of the game, don’t crash into anyone, alright?

Vanellope: (mocking) Yeah, yeah, I’m sure everything will be fine.

(Cut to: The next day. Litwak's Arcade is bustling a bit more than usual. The sound of the door chimes rings as two familiar figures step into the arcade: Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street. They’re holding hands).

Bert: (excitedly) Ernie! 35 years of wedded bliss, and we’re finally able to visit this arcade! How cool is this?

Ernie: (grinning) Yeah, Bert! It’s the perfect way to celebrate our anniversary. And look at all these games! Sugar Rush looks like so much fun!

(They approach the Sugar Rush game. Bert inserts two quarters into the machine, selecting Vanellope as his racer. Ernie picks Candlehead).

Bert: (confidently) Alright, let’s race. I’m ready to dominate.

(The race begins, but immediately, Vanellope starts swerving all over the place, not following the track. Bert furiously tries to control the steering, but she keeps crashing).

Bert: (yelling) What the heck?! Vanellope, come on! Stay on the track!

(Vanellope drunkenly swerves into Candlehead’s kart, and both go off the track, causing both Bert and Ernie to get a game over).

Ernie: (laughing) What happened, Bert? Your racer’s a mess!

Bert: (fuming) This is ridiculous! Look at her! She’s all over the place! Sugar Rush is broken!

(Bert storms over to Litwak, who’s wiping down a nearby machine).

Bert: (frustrated) Litwak! Your game is broken! Vanellope isn’t responding to the controls. She’s drunk, man! This is a disaster!

(Litwak walks over to the machine, inspects it, and sighs).

Litwak: (shrugging) Yeah, looks like Vanellope’s had one too many. Can’t have a game with a racer who can’t even stay on the track.

(He pulls out a large "OUT OF ORDER" sign and slaps it on the game. He starts unplugging it).

Litwak: (casually) You know what? I could try to get it fixed... but let’s be real, this place is practically empty. Not like anyone’s gonna play it anyway. Might as well just throw it out.

(He begins pushing the game toward the door).

Litwak: (grumbling) Gotta put it to pasture. Like my nana.

(The screen flickers as the game powers down. The sound of Vanellope’s last drunken giggle fades out).

(Cut to: The next day. Game Central Station. The five racers — Taffyta, Candlehead, Rancis, Minty, and Jubileena — sit huddled together with a cardboard sign that reads: "UNPLUGGED AND HOMELESS – PLEASE HELP!" They look defeated).

Taffyta: (muttering) Thanks a lot, Vanellope.

Rancis: (sighing) We had one shot at survival, and she ruined it.

Candlehead: (grumbling) I knew this was coming. I just didn’t expect it to be this fast.

Jubileena: (nodding) How do we even survive without the game?

Minty: (glancing at Vanellope walking up to them) She’s the reason we’re all here.

Vanellope walks up to them, looking a little tipsy, as always. She sees the sign and freezes.

Vanellope: (mumbling) Hey, guys... I didn’t mean to... I didn’t mean to mess everything up.

Taffyta: (snapping) Get lost, Vanellope! You got us unplugged! You ruined our lives!

Minty: (gritting teeth) Yeah, get out of here, drunkie! We don’t need you around anymore.

The other racers nod in agreement.

Vanellope: (heartbroken) I didn’t mean to... I just thought everything was already over.

Rancis: (gritting teeth) Well, it’s over for us.

Candlehead: (coldly) Hope you’re happy, Vanellope. You just made us virtual homeless.

(Vanellope looks down, defeated, then slowly walks away, as the group continues to sulk with their sign).

(End).

This marks the first time "Wreck-It Ralph" is spoofed on Robot Chicken.

2005-2025

What was the one episode called that involved a G3 My Little pony having a tattoo and getting a job?

Boy 1: Oh man, the water main broke! This wet T-shirt contest is canceled.

Boy 2: Not so fast. Hey, Fuecoco!

(Fuecoco arrives when he bursted the wall)

Fuecoco: Oh, yeah! You kids made a responsible, non-alcoholic choice! (Picked

up by people) Hey! Hey! What are you doing?! Oh- Oh f(Bleep)ck!

(Fuecoco’s Mouth is fire on the girls)

Girl 2: Ahh!

Girl 1: Kool-Aid stains are down, motherf(Bleep)ers!

Girl 2: That was my grandmother's T-shirt!

This Parody is Call Finally Some Kool Aid on Episode Hemlock, Gin and Juice

Hikky: why genie is drunk

Liddy: i dont know?

Spimon: me too

Juno: what the f**k is wrong with genie

Genie: (moan) hello hikky liddy and freaking spimon & juno (vomit)

Juno: uh oh

Dr chu: im sorry but genie is in coma

Hikky: what the f*****k

End of parody

DJ Lance: Yo Gabba Gabba... What the Fuck?! Hell no! Where's Muno? Foofa? Toodee? Brobee? Plex? Gale? I must have grabbed the wrong suitcase at the park.

(Dora and Boots walk on, passing the snowman. Suddenly his black eyes pop off, and he collapses, and is in fact Swiper the Fox. Swiper proceeds to swipe something from Boots, but Dora is quick to notice him.)

Dora: Swiper, no swiping! Swiper, no swiping! Swiper, no swiping!

(Swiper's Stomach Growling)

Swiper: B-but Dora, I’m hungry! I have severe altitude sickness!

Dora: [pulls down her scarf to reveal her face a toothy grin and points to it] See this face?

Swiper: Ye-Yes?

Dora: This is my not-giving-a-(Bleep) face!

(Dora pulls up her scarf and the two continue on, leaving Swiper behind.)