Transcription:Cartoon Smokers

(Cut to the intro of the Pink Panther. The Pink Panther takes a drag of a cigarette in a holder, causing him to cough violently for several seconds. When then cut to him in a hospital bed)

Doctor: I heard you're one of the greatest thieves in the world. Congratulations, you just stole 20 healthy years of your life.

(He leaves, but soon returns)