Transcription:In Memoriam

Seth Green: Hi, I'm Robot Chicken Executive Producer, Seth Green.

Matthew Senreich: And I'm Executive Producer, Matthew Seinreich.

Seth Green: If our third season draws up to a close, we like to take a moment to remember those we lost along the way.

[Title Card: In Memoriam]

[Cuts to Rob Ronning, creating an action figure's clothes. Rob accidentally cuts his wrist, screaming. The Robot Chicken staff screamed.]

Rob: Oh, god!

[Title Card: Rob Ronning, Co-Head of Character Fabrication 1963-2008]

[Cuts to Jeff Gardner, talking to a phone, up on the ladder. Jeff tries to reach the wire, but he fell down to the ground and hits the light equipment, made him electrocuted. The Robot Chicken staff screamed.]

[Title Card: Jeff Gardner, Director of Photography 1973-2008]

[Cuts to Seth Green and Matthew Senreich, depressed.]

Matthew Senreich: That's it? Only two?

Seth Green: Geez, the Oscars always have a billion of those things.

[Matthew Ireland Beans knocks at the door.]

Matthew Ireland Beans: Hey, guys, sorry to interrupt. I've got your java juice.

[Matthew Senreich and Seth Green looked each other, happily. Matthew Senreich kicks Matthew Ireland Beans in the groin and holds Matthew Ireland Beans' neck. Seth Green stabs Matthew Ireland Beans' Stomach and Matthew Ireland Beans' intestines flew out to the ground. Seth Green slices Matthew Ireland Beans' face.]

Matthew Ireland Beans: Augh! My beautiful face!

[Seth Green slices Matthew Ireland Beans' face again. Cuts to the juices dropped to the floor, spilling while Matthew Ireland Beans screamed.]

[Title Card: Matthew Ireland Beans, Producers' Assistant 1977-2008]

[Cuts to Seth Green and Matthew Senreich, going back to sit on the chairs, sighing in relief]

Seth Green: Today's pretty good, right?

Matthew Senreich: Yeah, today's pretty good, but.. [Matthew Senreich picks up a gavel] I think we could do better.

[Title Card: Seth Green, Executive Producer 1974-2008]

[Cuts to Seth Green and Matthew Senreich, but Seth Green was not impressed.]

Seth Green: What the hell was that?!

Matthew Senreich: [Talking to the right] You brought the card up too early.

Seth Green: What? You think you're gonna [Bleep]king kill me? Not if I [Bleep]king kill you! [Matthew Senreich and Seth Green pulls out weapons, then fought each other.] I am Robot Chicken!

Matthew Senreich: [The Robot Chicken staff ran away.] I am Robot Chicken!

Seth Green: Stupid partner!

Ross Shuman: [Seth Green slices Ross Shuman's Stomach which makes Ross Shuman's intestines spill out] Oh, [Bleep]! What the [Bleep]! [Ross Shuman dies.]

[Title Card: Ross Shuman, Art Director, 1971-2008]

Ethan A. Marak: [Matthew Senreich and Seth Green fought each other and slices Ethan A. Marak's neck.] Ah! Oh! Guys, no!

[Title Card: Ethan A. Marak, Character Animator 1972-2008]

[Seth Green Decapitated Rosa Tran's head. The Robot Chicken staff screamed and ran over Rosa Tran's head]

[Title Card: Rosa Tran, Co-Head of Character Fabrication 1979-2008]

[Matthew Senreich and Seth Green stopped fighting each other.]

Mike Lazzo: Y'all, what in tarnation is all this commotion in this hen house?

Seth Green: Hey, everybody, it's Adult Swim President, Mike Lazzo!

Mike Lazzo: Well, just look at all the dead folks lying around here like possums on the side of the road. Our insurance is gonna skyrocket, y'all!

Matthew Senreich: Wait. Do you mean we're-

Mike Lazzo: Hell, yeah, fellas! Robot Chicken is cancelled! [Echoes]

[Title Card: Robot Chicken, Emmy Award Winning Animated Series 2005-2008]

[Matthew Senreich agrees for killing Mike Lazzo to Seth Green so they kill Mike Lazzo.]

Mike Lazzo: Aah!

[Title Card: Mike Lazzo, President of Adult Swim 1958-2008]