Transcription:Train Man

Man: Well I think if we can get just fifteen percent more sales-

(The man slips on a banana peel and falls into the subway train track where it isolates him from moving)

Man: Aaaaahhhh!

Woman: Move the train!

Police Officer: It'll kill him! The second we move this train the pressure will be released and his organs will rupture.

Man: Then don't move the train!

Singer: Lay there, train man. Train man. He once was a salesman, but now he's a pain man. *whisper* Train man. And here comes his wife and son.

Man: Hey. It's me. I'm still gonna be late to the meeting.

(The man's wife and son leave once they realize he's ignoring them)

Singer: Come to see what daddy's become. His organs squished up by the subway. But his work is never done. There's no time for family fun. He won't let be crushed by a train durail his career.

(The man is seen old and picks up a picture of a family photo)

Singer: Now in his winter years, he's haunted by fear. His professional success has left him empty. Don't end up the Train Man. Life's not a game man or you'll end up in pain man.

(The man dies before they subway continues going again with all it's passengers)

Singer: But not from the train man. Don't blame the choo-choo, for your boo-boo. Just cause your head was full of doo-doo.

(The train continues moving before the man's organs start coming out)