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Police Cat: "Cat court is now in session."

Judge Cat: [Bangs Gavel] "We will now hear the case of Garfield Vs. Heathcliff."

Garfield and Heathcliff enter the court room.

Heathcliff: "I was in the funny papers 5 years before this lame knock off."

Garfield: "Judge, if I might, I like to present this athedavid."

Garfield opens his suit case and finds a lasagna sandwich inside.

Garfield: [Gasps In Shock] "Sorry, your honor, I’m on a lasagna diet, I see lasagna, I eat it.”

Cartoon Cat: [Yawning]

Heathcliff: “Aw, that joke sucks, even for you.”

Judge Cat: [Bangs Gavel Again] “Court raised, that….that joke sucked.”

Judge Cat: “Gentlemen, I’m afraid we are outta stance, oh there’s only 1 fair way to settle this argument, CAT FIGHT!”

[Cat Fight Kung Fu Music Plays In Background]

Heathcliff: “You want a piece of me?!? come on, fat boy!”

Garfield: “Come and get it, cat!”

[Heathcliff Yowling Angrily]

Heathcliff: “Ah, open your eyes all the way, you lazy [Beep!].”

Garfield: “I’m gonna start calling you Monday, I HATE Mondays!”

The crowd goes wild against Garfield and Heathcliff.

Garfield: “Oh, rule ironing……..”

Odie, Pookie, Nermal and an elderly woman cat are spotted in the audience.

[Odie Panting]

Nermal: “Oh, I’m dying, ow, I’m so cute, and I’m dying……..”

Nermal gets thrown out the window.

Nermal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Garfield: “Evil, eat it, die, die!”

[Crowd Cheering Wildly]

Judge Cat: [Bangs Gavel 1ce more] “Enough, we have a champion, the court rules in favor of Garfield.”

Garfield: “Aw……”

Garfield: “Heart…….attack……..from decades of only eating……..”

[Gunshot Sounds]

Police Cat: “Uh, I’m sorry, I just couldn’t take another freakin’ lasagna joke.”

Jon: “Oh, God’s be praised, I’m free, free!”

Announcer: “Up next, Cat Court hears the assault case against Chester Cheetah.”

Mr. Deodarant: “He hankered for a hunk of my behind, yahoo!”