Transcription:Egyptian Lego

Pharoah: Here we will build the great pyramid, an everlasting testament to my extreme awesomeness

Slaves and servant: Yes, pharoah

Servant: But sir, what will we use for raw materials?

[Pharoah points to a box saying lego egyptian pyramid]

Pharoah: Uh...Duh!

[Scene cuts to two slaves fanning the Pharoah]

Servant: Your majesty, we've ran out of brown bricks!

Pharoah: It's all good in the hood baby, just use yellow bricks

Servant: Uh...running low on yellow, but, theres lots of blue

Pharoah: No stress

[scene cuts to the pharoah reading a newspaper]

Servant: Your majesty, we kinda skipped step eighteen and now it's too late to go back

Pharoah: Oh...come on!

Servant: Everythings sorta leaning to the right, hope thats cool

Pharoah: Ay

[Scene cuts to the pharoah about to eat a sandwich]

Pharoah: Yes?

Servant: Um, some of the slaves got into the space legos, and added some satelite dishs and a big grappling arm to the left side of the pyramid.

Pharoah: Ah, whip them! Whip the piss right out of them!

Servant: Uh...yes sir

Pharoah: All though that does sound kinda kick ass

[Scene cuts to outside the tent, the pharoah is heard snoring]

Servant: Your majesty, we are officially out of legos. Lots of DUPLO blocks-

Pharoah: DUPLO?! I'll DUPLO you in the nutbag! get out!!!!

[Scene cuts to the pharoah with a blindfold on]

Servant: Ready for the big unveiling?

Pharoah: (excitedly) show me show me!!!

[The servant takes off the pharoahs blindfold]

Slaves and servant: TA-DA!!!!!!

[Pharoah looks down into a hole]

Pharoah: Whats this?

[The servant and a slave pushs the pharoah into the hole, the other two slaves bury him in]

Slave: Your grave mother f*cker!!

Slaves and Servant: Yaaaaay!!!

Servant: Take that tutan hyman! Now, I here by declare the funky space pyramid of the people open for buisness!

Slaves: HOORAAAAY!!!!!!!

[Scene shows a pyramid with a grappling arm and satelite dishs]