Transcription:The Death of He-Man

(Beast-man is chopping at a tree in the forest.)

Beast-Man: Boss, this is taking forever.

Skeletor: Keep chopping, you drain clog! Once we harvest the energy of the oldest tree in Eternia, we can destroy Castle Greyskull once and for all! (Laughs)

Evil-Lyn: You know, Skeletor, based on our track records, this probably won't work.

Skeletor: Uh, life's a journey, not a destination.

(He-Man appears out of nowhere.)

He-Man: Not so fast, Skeletor! Trees are some of our most precious resources.

Skeletor: Uhh...who you talking to?

He-Man: Your face! (Punches Skeletor)

He-Man: You know what they say: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush! (kicks Evil-Lyn)

He-Man: What? You gonna cry now? Cry like a big baby?

Skeletor: Stop it! All right, stop it, okay! I don't even have tear ducts, you jerk!

He-Man: You know what you need? A good skull-fucking!

Skeletor: (Shocked) What?

(There is the sound of something being hit.)

He-Man: Uggh! What the-- oomph!

(He-Man falls, over, dead. An axe is in his back.)

Skeletor: Oh, crap! Oh, crap! Beast-Man, what did you do?

Beast-Man: I don't know! I mean, I thought he would block it or something! I mean, he's He-Man!

Evil-Lyn: This is the first murder in Eternian history! If the King finds out, it's the guillotine for us all!

Skeletor: Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, we're up Shit Creek without a paddle, man!

Chorus: HE-MAN...