Transcription:The Wild Thornberrys: Wild As F***

Discovery Channel Executive: Mr. Thornberry, your nature documentary is used to be our Bren butter here at Discovery Channel, but lately, we've had a...how do you say? Philosophical shift.

Nigel: Well, those aren't educational at all! You're the Dicsovery Channel! Where's the discovery? Discovering the people of human garbage?

Discovery Channel Executive: Sorry, Thornberry. Bring me a I can air, or beat it.

(The Thornberry family are outside.)

Nigel: We just have to invent a series. It will blow the network's doors off!

Debbie: UGH!! I don't wanna make a new series! Traveling around the world making nature documantaries is stupid!

Marianne: Debbie, let me lay a little truth on you. Sex with your father is like getting f***ked with a dead fish and putting the family in constant danger is the only way I get wet.

Debbie: A new show! Yay...

Nigel: Smashing!