Transcription:A Bug's Short Life

(Open on Flik making a speech to his friends)

FLIK: Everyone rest up! In the morning, we start the long trip home to confront Hopper and his evil gang!

(Flik hears party sounds and sees a mayfly dancing)

FLIK: Excuse me. Mr. Mayfly, can you keep it down. We have...We have a really big day tomorrow.

MALE MAYFLY: Oh really? Well, my entire lifespan is three hours so...fuck your big day!

FEMALE MAYFLY: Oh, a man at last! I've already been alive a half-hour and I need to get pregnat like now!

MALE MAYFLY: Ho yeah!

(Transition to flik sleeping while the two mayflies make love; Flik is annoyed by their sex)

FEMALE MAYFLY: Oh! Oh this is the best sex of my whole life! (laughs)

(Transition to the female mayfly giving birth; Flik his covering up his ears)

FEMALE MAYFLY: OH, GET IT OUT OF ME!

(A handful of eggs come out of her; transition to the couple arguing with Flik punching himself in the head)

MALE MAYFLY: Look, I've got at least 47 good minutes left in me and I'll be damned if I'm gonna waste them!

FEMALE MAYFLY: You're a midlife cliche!

(Transition to the the female mayfly crying with Flik in fetal position)

MALE MAYFLY: Oh what was the point of it all? Live, reproduce, die? It's a sick joke! A SICK-- (dies)

FEMALE MAYFLY: OH-- (dies)

(A relieved Flik looks at the dead mayflies)

FLIK: Oh, finally.

(A baby mayfly hatshes from one of the eggs)

HATCHLING: Wooo! Party time

FLIK: Aww, fuck me!

(Cut to static)