Transcription:The Twist

Title is displayed - m. night shylamalan's THE TWIST ''M. Night walks outside his front door, and yawns. zoom out to show his house is on the moon'' M. Night: What a twist Three aliens appear, aproaching the house, M. Night dashes inside his house, and hammers boards to his door. M. Night's wife: M. Night! In the pantry! In the pantry, an alien reaches his hand under the pantry door, M. Night uses a knife to cut the alien's fingers off Alien 1: Oh my god! I just wanted to borrow a cup of sugar! M. Night: What a twist! Cut to living room' Alien 2: We needed that sugar because we're baking a cake for a fancy party! Alien 1: And you're all invited, Shabababa family! M. Night:Mmm, Delightful! Just let me change into my good suit! M Night's wife: Oh, honey, you're good suit is at the cleaners! M. Night: What a twist! Cut to outside, everyone is around a picnic table Alien 2: Shamamalaylian family, meet our chef! Alien 3: I can't wait to serve you! M. Night: Serve us? You mean, serve us as the main course, as in eat us?! Awkward silence Alien 2: Let's dance! Aliens start to dance M. Night: What a twist! Everyone joins in dancing