Transcription:Chocolate Grain

Graph Guy: Our cereal sales are WAY down! What do we do?!?

Internet Executive: I've got 4 words for you: Sugar, Internet, Viral, Video, add some punctuation? EXCLAMATION POINT!

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Cocoa Vampire: Oooooooooo... Chocolate Grain (Subscribe!), Bits of corn, Marshmallow, other stuff (**Breathing away from mic. Yes, vampires do breathe). Chocolate grain, 5 times more sugar than Choco Puffs. Chocolate grain, tell your parents it's what they should buy (Buy the SHIRT!). Chocolate grain, so much sugar you'll get crazy high. Chocotate grain, if you have diabetes, stay away. Chocolate grain, it's something that our lawyers made us say. Chocolate grain, the 'mount of sugar will drive you insane. Chocolate grain, 100 percent sugar, zero grain!!!

Graph Guy: Sales for Cocoa Vampire are through the roof! What else ya got?

Internet Executive: Well, for Fruit Monster, how about a video called, "Two Berries, One Cup?" I've put together a rough demo. Roll it!

Girl: Oh... (Giggling)

Executives except for Internet Executive: (vomit)

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