Transcription:Mike Fasolo's Treehouse

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His name is Mike Fasolo, He lives in a tree, All the monkeys laugh at him, When he sits down to pee.

But that’s how mama taught him, He thinks it’s kind of fun, And those monkeys won’t be laughing, When Fasolo gets a gun.

They heard that he’s a pussy, But they’ve all been misled, He lines up all the monkeys, And shoots them in the head.

And when he’s finished killing, He…

And when he’s finished killing, He…

And when he’s finished killing, He…

And when he’s finished killing, He…

And when he’s finished killing, He moves on to a town, With city folk who bite their tongues, When he pees sitting down,

When he pees sitting down.

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