Transcription:Oats

(To the tune of "Umbrella" by Rihanna)

Horse (rapping): Oats! Oats, oats, oats! / Oats, oats, oats, oats, oats, oats, oats, oats, oats, oats! / Oats, oats, oats, oats, oats, oats, oats, oats, oats, oats! / Oats, oats, oats, oats, oats!

Rihanna (singing) / [Horse]: We've only got one life [Oats!] / We've got to live it right [Oats, oats!] / Throw up your hands / Keep reaching for the spotlight / Ohhh! Baby, you're a king / You're a superstar / Baby just show me where the oats are.

Horse / [Rihanna]: Oats! [Where the oats are] / Oats! / Oats, oats, oats, oats, oats, oats, oats, oats, oats! / Oats, oats, oats, oats, oats, oats! / Oats, oats, oats, oats, oats, oats, oats, oats, oats, oats, oats! / Oats! Oats! Oats, oats!

(Transition to farm)

Director: Now Rihanna, we're gonna learn to canter. You'll need to learn this for your new video.

Rihanna: Changed my mind, horses are dumb as hell. I don't want a video that has a dumbass horse in it.

(Horse's eye bulge out in shock, he then rear-kicks Rihanna to the wall of a barn)

Rihanna: OW! My neck! My legs! My feet! My arms! I can't feel anything! My f*cking body's numb!!

(Song resumes)

Horse (rapping): Oats, oats, oats, oats, oats, oats, oats, oats, oats, oats--