Transcription:Uncle Glen

[Scene: In a living room, Uncle Glen does the 'pulling off your thumb' trick for his niece and nephew.]


 * Uncle Glen: Uh oh, my war injury's acting up again.

[The kids laugh at this.]


 * Boy: Do it again, Uncle Glen.

[They start pleading with their Uncle to do the trick again, but he gets up.]


 * Uncle Glen: Maybe later. Uncle Glen needs a beer.

''[Uncle Glen goes to the fridge, opens the door and takes out a beer. He then closes the fridge door to reveal Sylar from Heroes standing there.]''


 * Uncle Glen: (noticing him) What the... who are you!?
 * Sylar: Removing your finger. That's a good power, Uncle Glen. I must have it.

''[Sylar moves his finger across, and as he does Uncle Glen's head starts to slice open as the man screams. We then see the Heroes title screen.]''

[The children's mom is then seen talking to them as the subtitle 'Chapter Fifty-Seven, Uncle Glen sits in the corner]


 * Mom: Kids, where's your Uncle Glen?
 * Girl: We don't know momma.
 * Boy: He's gone.

[Outside, Uncle Glen is doing the thumb-removal trick in front of the window.]


 * Mom: Ugh, he must be having one of his explosive diarrhea attacks again.

''[Sylar suddenly clenches his stomach as his bowels rumble violently. After a few seconds, the inevitable happens.]''


 * Sylar: Every once in a while this power backfires.

[With a final bowel movement, Sylar quickly leaves.]