Transcription:Space Checkers

(Louis and Ren are playing checkers.)

Louis: Aw, yeah! King me! King this mofo right now.

Ren: You think you're so great, Louis. I hope you die of a stroke! (screams)

(Two aliens enter.)

Alien 1: Louis! We come from many galaxies away!

Alien 2: We have been monitoring your great checkers prowess!

Alien 1: We have detrmined that you are the champion we need to save our civilization.

Louis: Yeaaaaaah!

(Cut to Louis and the aliens in the spaceship)

Alien 1: Are you ready, Louis?

Louis: No sweat!

Alien 2: Here they come! Save us, Louis!

Louis: Sit back and watch this show, bitch!

(He pummells all of the pieces, until there is one left.)

Louis: King me, you extra-terresticles! (raspberry) In your face! YEAH!

(Cut the the one remaining enemy ship.)

Enemy Alien: Hold back! Their champion is too great! NOOO! (The ship explodes.)

Alien 1: You saved us, Louis! Saved us!

Alien 2: Saved us, saved us, saved us!

(But at what cost?)

Ren: Mom! MOM!! I think Louis had a stroke!!!

(Cut to static.)