Transcription:The Chamber Pot

[a parody of the "Be Our Guest" song from Beauty and the Beast is shown, as Lumiere, Cogsworth, Ms. Potts and Chip appear on the table]
 * Lumiere: (sung) So you're dining with a beast/That doesn't mean you shouldn't feast.
 * Cogsworth: Let us handle reservations/give your taste buds a sensation! [a chamber pot appears, butting into the song]
 * Chamber Pot: Have your fill, eat more still/There's no need to slow your pace. After dinner, you'll be thinner/once you sit down on my face.
 * Lumiere: (pushes Chamber Pot away) Have some seconds/eat a lot-
 * Chamber Pot: Then come meet your chamber pot...
 * Lumiere (speaking, as music stops completely) Excuse me, we are trying to serve dinner here!
 * Chamber Pot: What? The fugecci doesn't get to sing along? I'm a person too! The fugecci never asked to be a chamber pot!
 * Lumiere: None of us asked to be stuck in the form of household items, but people are eating!
 * Chamber Pot: Oh, so she gets to meet the fugecci after dinner, eh? I have to live a solitary existance punctuated by people pooping in my-
 * Lumiere: (angrily) I said, people are EATING! [the Chamber Pot bounds away in a huff, muttering to himself; to the others] OK, let's just get through this dinner, so the Beast can bang this- Belle? Where did Belle go?

[cuts away to Belle crapping into the Chamber Pot]
 * Chamber Pot: Ring the bell, sound the horn!/Looks like someone's eating corn.
 * Belle: (in disgust) Does everything have to be a (bleep)ing song?!