Transcription:Unwrapped: Sundaes

Marc Summers: Welcome back to "Unwrapped". You know, nearly everyone has enjoyed an ice cream sundae on a hot day, but the origins of this tasty treat may just surprise you. It's commonly accepted that the sundae was invented in Evanston, Illinois, circa 1890. We went to Dr. Peter Yarbrough for the real scoop.

Dr. Peter Yarbrough: Here's how f***ing dumb these f***heads in Illinois were. The ice cream soda had just been invented; teenagers liked them. So these f***ing religious numbnuts sat around jacking off in church all day thinking about how much they just hated teenagers, and decided - true f***ing story, people - that God therefore must hate ice cream sodas. That's right! These Illinois f***nuts concluded that God, creator of the infinite universe who probably had a trillion f***ing better things to do, actually had an opinion about motherf***ing ice cream sodas! So the state of Illinois banned ice cream sodas on Sundays. You know, so I guess God wouldn't make it rain crickets or some ridiculous f***ing horses***! Long story short, every Sunday, the f***ing ice cream stores, they'd just - ta-da! - they'd just leave out the soda part! And these Illinois f***s, they just sat around, jacked off, thinking about how much they had pleased their invisible master who lives on a f***ing flying cloud, or wherever the f*** he lives! That's how ice cream sundaes were invented - dumb f***ing Illinois assholes!

Marc Summers: Up next... Skittles!

Dr. Peter Yarbrough: Oh, f***ing Skittles!

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