Transcription:Big Horror Movie Brother

(Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers loom over a sleeping Pinhead. Jason gestures towards Pinhead, where Michael then yanks a pin out of the dwelling entity, making him wake up, angry, as Michael and Jason duck out of sight, silently giggling.) (Ghostface is standing next to a laundry machine when a shirtless Freddy Krueger enters.) (Ghostface pulls out Freddy's iconic sweater, which is completely shrunk, surprising and angry the dream master.) (Ghostface sprints away, giggling as Freddy chases after him.)
 * Narrator: Previously on Big Brother, a practical joke war in hard feelings.
 * Narrator: Ghostface's laundry debacle earned him the wrath of Freddy.
 * Freddy: Aw, where the hell's my sweater?!
 * Ghostface: Chill out, it's in the dryer.
 * Freddy: YOU FOOL! The label CLEARLY says permanent press!

(Camera cuts to Freddy, who is wearing a makeshift pink sweater, Michael, Jason, Leatherface, and Pinhead standing over their each individual stand with a glass box sitting on top of it, each of which has a fake kitten in it. Pinhead is reading the instructions to the challenge.) (The team of serial killers begin slicing up their boxes, trying to break it to get the kitten. Freddy uses his gloves, Michael uses his knife, Jason uses his pair of machetes, Leatherface uses his chainsaw, and Pinhead, with no weapon, uselessly scratches the box with his pins.)
 * Pinhead: It says whoever reaches the kitten firsts will win the golden power of veto!

(Cuts to Leatherface with a medal and kitten in his hand.) (The group of killers are sitting around at a table. Freddy is handing out notes.) (Cuts to Freddy with his original sweater in an interview.)
 * Narrator: Competition was fierce, but it was Leatherface who stood victorious.
 * Narrator: As a result, it was Michael and Ghostface who found themselves on the block.
 * Ghostface: *groans sadly*
 * Narrator: Who will be evicted? Find out live tonight!
 * Freddy: If Ghostface got voted out, take it from Freddy, that would be a DREAM come true! *deviously laughs* Ya get it? *laughs again* A dream? *laugh thrice* I kill people in their nightmares, it's what I do. It's my thing.