Transcription:Rom Spaceknight

''[Music begins and the words "ROM / Spaceknight" appears on a black background. The characters are brought in as the announcer introduces them.]''


 * Announcer: Rom, Spaceknight!  A warrior made of solid metal.  He's beaten the galaxy's toughest villains.  But now faces a foe in every way his equal:  Jim, the guy with the giant magnet!

[Rom, with his Neutralizer, and Jim, with his giant horseshoe magnet, appear facing off in a moon-like landscape.]


 * Jim: Come here.
 * Rom: No.
 * Jim: C'mon.
 * Rom: Nuh-uh.
 * Jim: Chicken!
 * Rom: You are!
 * Jim: Rom, space-chicken.
 * Rom: Mature.
 * Jim: Yeah, your mom was mature . . . last night!
 * Rom: What?!?
 * Jim: Did her.
 * Rom: I'll teach you!  [Prepares to fire his Neutralizer.]

[Sound effect: Neutralizer flies to Jim's magnet.]


 * Jim: [I couldn't make it out over the sound effect.]
 * Jim: Heh, heh.  Where's your gun now?
 * Rom [looking away]: I didn't need it anyway.
 * Jim [in false shock]: Oh, oh, Rom, it's on my magnet.
 * Rom: You suck.
 * Jim: That's what your mom said.
 * Rom [stamping foot]: She did not, my mom was a saint!

[Brief pause.]


 * Jim: Saints suck.