Transcription:Vampire 8:00-9:00PM


 * Dracula: Hyah! Rah!
 * Dracula's Boss: Drac, where the hell have you been? Half the day is gone!
 * Dracula: Ugh, I was on a stakeout.
 * Dracula's Boss: Well, we've got a situation. Terrorists have called in a threat, but our suspect's not talking.
 * Dracula: Leave me alone with him.
 * Suspect: Whoa, whoa, whoa. L-listen. Listen. I've changed my mind. I'll tell you about Terrorists and their bomb plot. I'll tell you everything.
 * Dracula: It's a little late for that.
 * Suspect: Wait, wait, wait. B-but I've decided to --
 * Dracula: (Growls) He wouldn't talk.
 * Dracula's Boss: Damn it, Drac! Well, we've still got tree more suspects. Can I get you something to eat?
 * Dracula: No, I'm on a liquid diet.
 * Suspect: I said yes! Yes, I'll tell you! Aah!
 * Dracula: The bomb's on flight 421!
 * Dracula's Boss: But, Drac, It's already in the air!
 * Terrorist: Nobody move! We've got a bomb!
 * Dracula: Whoa!
 * Terrorist: What in the -- huh?!
 * Dracula: (Growls)
 * Flight Attendant: Excuse me, sir. You're gonna have to return to your se-- Ohh!
 * Dracula: What?
 * Dracula's Boss: Drac, The Hijacker's in the cockpit. The bomb's gonna blow in the next five minutes if we don't meet his demands!
 * Dracula: Everybody down! Get down! Where's the bomb?
 * Pilot: Bite me.
 * Dracula: Where's the bomb?!
 * Pilot: You'll know when you're dead.
 * Dracula: I am dead.
 * Pilot: Aah!
 * Flight Attendant: Throw it!
 * Dracula: Wait for it.
 * Flight Attendant: But it's a bomb!
 * Dracula: Wait for it. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... And now!
 * Van Helsing: (Whistles) Eh? What is that? Is that a --
 * Dracula: Yeah?
 * Dracula's Boss: How'd it go, Drac?
 * Dracula: Well, I took care of the bomb, but I'm afraid all the passengers are dead.
 * Flight Attendant: But we're not dead.