Transcription:Napoleon Bonamite

Soldier: Sir,who are we going to conquer today?

Napoleon: Whoever I feel like conquering gosh!

Pedro: I think Europe is weak. I don't know.We can attack them or something.You can be emperor maybe,as long as I have my mule.

Napoleon: Sweet!

(The scene shifts to a war.Two soldiers get shot.)

Wounded Soldier: Sir! We're out numbered!

Napoleon: I was out numbered by ninjas and wolverines over summer break but, I killed them all with my num-chucks gosh! Idiots!

(The scene shifts to a court room)

Judge: Napoleon Bonamite,you are hereby sentenced to live the rest of your days in exile!

Napoleon: Sweet!

(Napoleon dressed in his "Vote for Pedro" shirt pushes a button on a stereo.He starts dancing and then runs out of the room)