Transcription:Ogre Returns

(A nerdy kid is holding a toy TARDIS and an action figure of the Fourth Doctor, apparently having his turn at show-and-tell at school.)

Nerd: So TARDIS stands for "time and relative dimensions in space..."

(Fred "The Ogre" Palowakski steps in through the door to the classroom.)

Nerd, Fred "The Ogre" Palowakski: NERD!!!