Transcription: Mercenary

''{Open to a living room where one boy is sitting down on a couch looking bored. A second boy slides in wearing a bright blue woman's jacket and red high heels}''

Boy #2: (in a high pitched voice) Check it out! I'm a mom! Look at my pretty jacket because I'm a lady. I've got boobs.

{Door busts down and three mercenaries appear all with machine guns}

Boy #2: Oh my......

''{The mercenary in the middle holds up his fist, while pointing his gun at the boys, then gestures at them with his right hand. The mercenary on the left hand side walks over to Boy #2 and hits him hard with his gun, knocking him into the wall. Another mercenary kicks Boy #1 in the crotch multiple times. Boy #1 is then restrained by one mercenary while being punched multiple times in his stomach by another mercenary}''

Mercenary: Is this your Mom? {said as he stands with a knife to the gagged mom's neck, while holding her hair} Is THIS your Mom? (asking in a very aggitated tone)

Boy #1: (holding his crotch) Yeah......yeah

{Mercenary cuts the mom's head off while still holding her hair}

Boy #1: Oh my mommy! (said between sobbing)

{Mercenary drop kicks mom's head out of window}

Boy #1: Why?

''{One of the mercenaries picks up a guitar and slams it over Boy #1's head. A second mercenary pops up from behind the couch and shoots him dead}''

Mercenary: Bring in the horses

{Two horses appear and Boy #2 is drawn with his hands and feet tied up}

Boy #2: Oh no....no....NOOOO (screams)

{Horse whinnies and Boy #1 gets pulled apart from his waist}

{A nerd creeps in and points at the bloody mess}

Nerd: HA! That'll show you for making fun of my backpack....aww wait a minute....(sighs in dissapointment) This isn't Billy's place. (hangs head in utter dissapointment)

Announcer: Are your hired mercenaries not as good as advertised? Well, come on down to Dave's Mercenary Warehouse. We kill the right guy or your money back!

{Cut to static}