Transcription:The World's Most One-Sided Fistfights

VOICEOVER: Reality TV has never been this honest.

{A caption zooms towards the screen: "HONEST"}

VOICEOVER: This brutal.

{A caption zooms towards the screen: "BRUTAL"}

VOICEOVER: Coming soon: it's the World's Most One-sided Fistfights Caught On Film!

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VOICEOVER: Television too brutal to watch, yet you can't turn away.

''{A car collides with a van. The driver of the car leaps out and punched the driver of the van (who is in a wheelchair).}''

{A jock punches a nerd in the face outside a gymnasium.}

{A man smashes a shorter man off the edge of a building repeatedly.}

{Tarzan hits a monkey swinging on a vine into a tree.}

{A businessman steals a lollypop from a baby, and then punches the baby in the face repeatedly.}

{A robot performs brutal wrestling moves on a scientist.}

{A little boy at a urinal is smashed into the wall by an ice hockey player.}

VOICEOVER: Thursdays, 8pm: The World's Most One-sided Fistfights Caught On Film.