Transcription:Monkeys in Outer Space

Singers: Monkeys in outer space, protecting the freedom of the human race!

Four fingers on his hand, spreading freedom across the land!

Protecting the United States, we owe our freedom to these primates!

Many died along the way...in fact, they all did, but that's ok!

Monkeys in outer space, protecting the freedom of the human race!

Monkeys in outer space, they're easier than humans to replace!

A human life is a terrible waste,

That's why we shot monkeys into space!

We used all the monkeys that we could find,

Fifty dead monkeys, a huge step for mankind!

Monkeys in outer space, protecting the freedom of the human race!

Monkeys in outer space-!