Transcription:Splinter's Rock Bottom

Splinter: Turtles, strength comes from within. And, you must find that strength. (eats an apple from the garbage)

Leonardo: Splinter, are you eating garbage?

Splinter: What? Ewww. Gross. This shouldn't be sitting around, so I'm going to take this garbage out. And, uh, you get back to your lesson.

Raphael: You're taking it to your room.

Splinter: You're taking it to your room.

(Cuts to Splinter, and the turtles eating pizza.)

Splinter: Hey, guys. Remember when I ate garbage by accident? So gross. Right?

Michelangelo: Yep. It was gross.

Splinter: Dare me to do it again? Cause, you'd have to dare me. Cause, Ewww.

Leonardo: No, we're good.

(Cuts to the bathroom.)

Leonardo: Splinter? Are you okay in there?

(Leonardo knocks on the door, and opens it up.)

(the turtles are shocked.)

Splinter: You don't want to see this!

Donatello: Those are used tissues, Splinter.

Splinter: I know. I know! I'm a f**king rat! So, get in. This is Splinter's Rock Bottom! (eats a used tampon.)

Donatello: No. Eating that used tampon is your Rock Bottom.

Splinter: (takes the tampon out of his mouth.) It's April Fresh!

(The words "It's April Fresh!" appear on a board with Splinter inside of it.)

(Cuts to static.)