Transcription:Little Mean Pepper Shaker

Darth Vader is on his kneepad and a big hologram of Emperor Palpatine is looking at his recent haircut in a mirror. Palpatine tosses the mirror and puts his hood back on.

Darth Vader: What is thy bidding, my Master?

Palpatine: My bidding?! How about, "I bid thee to stop ramming the ship into f*cking asteroid fields?!" Can you handle it?!

Darth Vader: (sighs) I'm trying.

Palpatine: Yeah? Well, there is no "try!" There's "do" and "f*cking uproyal!" And you are f*cking uproyal! So, I'm hiring bounty hunters to do the job!

Palpatine opens his cell phone and starts calling.

Darth Vader: But, I-

Palpatine: No buts! It's already ringing! You look so tiny down there like a little, mean pepper shaker. (into his phone) Sheila! Hey, it's Palpatine. Listen, I need you to post an ad for me, will ya? "Imperial Emperor seeking bounty hunters to, um, to find and locate-" Yeah, I guess thatt is the same thing. Okay, "To locate the Millenium Falcon." She's typing. (To Vader) So, all you see is my head, huh? Can you see this?

Palpatine slowly moves his middle finger up at Vader.

Darth Vader: Yes, I-

Palpatine talks back into his cell phone.

Palpatine: No, I'm here. Alright. Oh, and be sure to mention some kind of a reward. What? Oh, I don't know. How-how much do you think? Really? That seems a little high to me. No, I see your point. Tell you what: Why don't we just say "Substantial reward" and leave it at that? Okay. Thanks, Sheila. What?

Palpatine sighs.

Palpatine: Sure. What's his name, Dengar? Sounds good. Yeah. No, no, we'll bring him in first thing. Okay. Okay, bye bye.

Palpatine hangs up.

Palpatine: Sheila's husband's a bounty hunter. I told her we'd give him a look see.

Palpatine crosses his arms.

Palpatine: Bet that knee's starting to hurt.

Sketch ends.