Transcription:TMNT Pizza Brutality


 * Leonardo: What is it?
 * Donatello: I call it the Pizza-Thrower!
 * Raphael: It looks like a tank.
 * Donatello: That's because it's a tank. Congress passed a bill that sends army weapons to law enforcement as assorted vigilantes!
 * All: Radical!
 * Donatello: I turned the radiator into a brick oven. Ten replaced the missile turret with a pizza cannon!
 * Master Splinter: Impressive, Donatello. But military equipment is more powerful than nunchucks and bow staffs.
 * Michelangelo: More powerful means more awesome!
 * Raphael: Yeah!
 * People: (Screams)
 * Shredder: All shall fall before the Shredder! (Laughs)
 * Leonardo: Order up!
 * Donatello: Say hello to Military-Grade Mozzarella!
 * Foot Soldiers: (Screams)
 * Michelangelo: Whoa! That was easy.
 * Shredder: Not so fast, turtles. Tonight, I dine with turtle -- (Screams) It burns!
 * Raphael: Hands behind your back, dude!
 * Shredder: This cheese is so hot, it's inside my mask! (Grunts)
 * Raphael: Hey, stop resisting!
 * Shredder: I'm not! I can't even see!
 * Raphael: Stop resisting!
 * Shredder: It's making the cheese hotter! (Grunts) (Sizzling)
 * Raphael: He was coming at me. Everyone saw him coming at me, right?
 * Donatello: Yeah, dude. Totally.
 * Raphael: So we should like, go home now, right?
 * Donatello: We, uh, still got a ton of pizza left in the chamber, dudes.
 * Michelangelo: Move it along! Turtles coming through! That car's parked in the red, dude!
 * Leonardo: That's what you get for breaking the law!
 * Raphael: That kid's not 18! Take out his cigarette!
 * Boy: Oh! (Grunts)
 * Leonardo: According to this, he's 19.
 * Boy: (Groans) I'm a late bloomer.
 * Leonardo: Well, y-- You shouldn't be smoking!
 * Reporter: We have exclusive cellphone footage from the incident. I must warn you, the video is disturbing.
 * Shredder: (Grunts)
 * Raphael: Hey, stop resisting!
 * Shredder: I can't even see!
 * Reporter: A hate crime against a minority. Do the Ninja Turtles hates Asians?
 * Leonardo: Hate Asians? We are Asian.
 * Michelangelo: Asian?! We're Italian, dude.
 * Master Splinter: You're fucking turtles!