Transcription:A Very Dragon Ball Z Christmas

(Goku and Gohan hear santa coming down) (Takes out a Handgun and Pumps it) (Santa falls down in the Chimney)
 * Gohan: Dad, Can you kick an Angel's Ass?
 * Goku: You're Damn right I Could!
 * Gohan: Is that Santa on the roof?
 * Goku: If not, I got a little Present for him!
 * Gohan: Santa! Santa!!!
 * Santa Claus: Oh, My MotherF***ing Knee! Aw, F***! S**t! Dog F*** to all the hurts like a MotherF***ing C***!
 * Gohan: Dad, What's a C***?