Transcription:Office Fighter

Frank: Did you finish that marketing proposal? Jim: Nope. Frank: I told you to give it to me today. Jim: I could've sworn you said Thursday. Frank: Noo... I said Wednesday. Jim: I don't think so. Thursday. Frank: Wednesday, douchebag. Jim: Thursday, assface. Frank: Wednesday, you fucking idiot! Boss Guy: What is going on here? Frank: We're having a fight about the due date of the marketing proposal. Boss Guy: Well, then there's only one way to solve it. (Mortal Kombat music kicks in, Jim and Frank are facing each other) Announcer: Fight! (Jim punches Frank in the face. Frank then throws two staplers at Jim; the first misses, the other hits. Jim then retaliates by throwing Post-Its) Announcer: Finish him! (Jim picks up a copying machine and smashes it over Frank's head.) Announcer: Level 2. Nancy: You know that proposal was due on Wednesday, Jim. Jim: Thursday, Nancy. (She throws two pots of hot coffee at him; he retaliates with 'Sexual Harrasment'. She defends with 'Lawsuit' and he then kills her with a letter opener.) Announcer: Level 3. Jim: Ryu from Street Fighter? I didn't know you worked here! Ryu: I don't, but that proposal was definitely due Wednesday. Hadoken! Jim: (on the ground) I'll get right on it.