Transcription:Chili Time

Two cowboys and a chef are at a station wagon on top of a hill. The bell rings and the chef holds a can full of chili and a spoon.

Chef: Dinner's ready, boys! It's chili time! Straight from New York City!

Both Cowboys: New York City?!

Both cowboys shoot the chef and a plop of chili falls out of the can and onto the wagon. The first cowboy dips his finger in the chili from the can and tastes it.

Cowboy One: Actually, it's pretty good.

Sketch ends