Transcription:George Lucas at the Convention


 * Nerd: [gets into an elevator with George Lucas; gasps] You're George Lucas!


 * George Lucas: Uhh, I take it you're here for the Star Wars convention?


 * Nerd: I sure am! Ooo, wanna see my costume? [begins to dress into it]


 * George Lucas: Uhhh... hm.


 * Nerd: See? I'm a Tauntaun! But I don't have to tell you -- you invented Tauntauns!


 * George Lucas: Well, that's uh.. that's very interesting--


 * Nerd: Listen to my Tauntaun call! Oorah-rah-rah-ooh-rah-rah-rah-ooh-rah-ooh-rah-ahh!


 * George Lucas: [elevator stops] Uhh... nicely done. [runs out of the elevator; sees a group of Star Wars fans in front of him] Oh, dear God...


 * Star Wars Fan #1: [screaming] Oh, my God, George LUCAAAAAS!


 * George Lucas: Oh, dear God, oh, dear God... [runs away]


 * Star Wars Fan #2: I love you! Give me a baby!


 * Nerd: [halts George Lucas] Quickly, sir! Onto my back! I am your steed!


 * George: Uhh... [pause; gets on] I have a bad feeling about this...


 * Nerd: [begins hopping away] Oorah-rah-rah-ooh-rah-rah!


 * George: Oh, dear God! [they enter the convention room on the stage; Lucas gets off and stands at the podium and gets small feedback from the microphone] Uh, well, um... and I thought they smelt bad on the outside. [laughter, cheers, and applause from the audience]


 * Nerd: Just like in the movie! [George Lucas offers his hand to the nerd] Me?! [takes his hand and bows, hyperventilating] Thank you! Thank you!


 * [scene switches to the nerd in his old age with his grandson on his lap]


 * Old Nerd: ...And that was the greatest day of my whole life.


 * Grandson: What about when I was born?


 * Old Nerd: Not even close.