Transcription:The Super Kiss


 * Clark Kent: Lois, you help me defeat General Zod. Superman II. But you know I'm Superman. I-I have to kiss you. Make you forget.
 * Lois Lane: Why would that be your superpower?
 * Clark Kent: You should hear some time, Lois!
 * (Clark kiss Lois on the lips)
 * Lois Lane: Huh? Why I'm standing here with Clark Kent? When I should be chasing a scoop on Superman.
 * Clark Kent: I should really use that power more often.
 * Lex Luthor: My beautifu hair. I'll never forget how you took it from me, Superman. Adventure comics two seventy-one.
 * Superman: Oh, really?
 * Lex Luthor: Superman, I'll destroy-- What are you doing?
 * (Superman kiss Lex Luthor on the lips)
 * Lex Luthor: I-I-I can't remember why I hate you?
 * Superman: Oh, yeah. I know.
 * (Superman kiss Darkseid on the lips)
 * (Superman kiss Solomon Grundy on the lips)
 * (Superman kiss Brainiac on the lips)
 * Superman: Another job well done. Ugh! 'i should t thought this through.