Transcription:Xbox Revenge

Rex: That thing has hypnotized Andy! We gotta save him and save us.

Woody: So we're settled then. (the toys walk over to the Xbox, with all of them having angry looks on their faces except for Woody) Hey there, partner! Maybe we got off on the wrong FOOT! How bout' we be friends?

Xbox: How can I trust you Woody, while Rex is trying to kill me? (camera zooms out to reveal Rex holding a hammer. In shock, he throws the hammer away) Wouldn't you rather take a spin on the newest Mario Kart instead? (shows a controller)

Rex: Oh, sorry Woody! Oh wait a second, WHERE'S THE CONTROLLER?! (gets decapitated and killed by the controller)

Xbox: Now, WHO'S UP FOR MULTIPLAYER?! (shows another controller and proceeds to kill Mr. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head, and Bo Peep, with Woody hiding behind a basket with Buzz Lightyear)

Woody: He only has three controllers, so there should be an opening while he's killing our three friends! (discovers Buzz is not responding) BUZZ?! (turns to discover to his horror that Buzz was killed by a wireless third controller) YOU WIRELESS BASTARD!

Xbox: You can't save him Woody. You can't save any of them. (attacks Woody as he screams in agony and the screen briefly goes black. Andy then comes to his room to find his broken toys)

Andy: What? Oh, mom, the baby broke all my toys! (the computer screen then shows a game) Oh shit, is Black Ops out already? (throws his broken toys to a nearby basket and starts playing the game. The camera then shows all of the broken toys on the basket as creepy music plays. The sketch then ends.