Transcription:Out To Score

Batman: What're we doing here, lantern?

Green Lantern: What's the matter? You a little rusty with the ladies?

Superman: Ha! If anyone's gonna score tonight, it's the man of steel!

Green Lantern: Haven't you been cording Lois Lane for like fifteen years? Do you ever score?

Superman: Watch and learn.

(Superman walks up to two ladies at the bar)

Batman: Hey ladies. You look like you could use a non threatening guy pal who could never push your boundary.

Green Lantern: And while you're at it, could you go sign my loan for a late model corolla?

Batman: Got a pen?

(Batman and Green Lantern laugh as the two girls walk away from Superman)

Green Lantern: Ouch!

Flash: Not even I could get to the friend zone that fast!

Batman: Class is in session, people. Soon as I get this suit off.

Superman: Hold on there, money bags! You gotta do it in costume!

Aquaman: Yeah! That's the rules! We all have to be in costume!

Batman: What?! I'm dressed like a giant bat! Well, fuck you guys! I'm getting wasted!

Green Lantern: Got a couple of pina colatas here. Just for the ladies.

Woman: Looks like you could use some just for men.

(The two girls begin to laugh)

Green Lantern: And you bitches can pay for your own drinks.

(Aquaman slides up to a girl at the bar)

Aquaman: Name's Aquaman. I know how to talk to tuna.

(Aquaman wiggles his tongue at the girl before it is revealed that the girl is Martian Manhunter in disguise)

Aquaman: Martian Manhunter?! What're you doing?!

Martian Manhunter: I have a life outside the team, you know.

(Flash, Green Lantern, and Superman begin to laugh)

Superman: Aquaman got manhunted!

Green Lantern: You are the worst!

Aquaman: I'm outta here! There's plenty of fish in the sea!

Flash: Did he mean that metaphorically or, uh...?

(Aquaman is seen on a couch in the ocean with a female dolphin)

(The dolphin scoots away from Aquaman)

Aquaman: I do not just call when I been drinking.

(The dolphin scoots farther away and makes annoyed noises)