Transcription:Goofy and Clarabelle

(Open on a living room table with Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Donald Duck, Daisy Duck, Goofy and Clarabelle Cow seated around it)

Minnie: So Goofy, did your parents take it okay when you told them you and Clarabelle are...together?

Goofy: Well of course, Minnie. Why wouldn't they?

Mickey: Because she's a cow and you're a dog! It's...it's unnatural!

Donald: Someone finally said it.

Goofy: But gawrsh, guys, th-there isn't anybody like me out there.

Mickey: Well, there's Pluto.

(Cut to Pluto licking his junk in the corner)

Goofy: I'll pretend I didn't hear that.

(Goofy and Clarabelle leave; cut to a clubhouse meeting with various Disney cartoon characters in the audience)

Mickey:          I move we vote to ban mixed-species couples from the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. Do I have a second?

Donald: I second!

Chip: No! You can't legislate love!

Prince Charming: Oh really? Two confirmed bachelors who cohabitated their entire lives have liberal social ethics? Shocker!

Chip: We're brothers!

Dale: We're cousins!

Prince Charming: Get your story stright, fellas.

Beast: Uh, just a reminder. I'm actually human under all this, so Belle and I are cool. Right guys? (no response) Guys?

Mickey: All right, enough enough. All in favor?

All: Ay!

Mickey: The motion passed.

(Audience clamors; Walt Disney steps out from behind)

Walt Disney: Everyone, please stop fighting! I, Walt Disney, created you to spread happiness, not bigotry.

Uncle Remus: Sure did. Just look at me, Uncle Remus. You tells 'em, Massuh Disney!

Walt Disney: Well...guess it's back to the grave. Disney out! (makes a Nazi salute and disappears)