In My Nature/Transcript

Scorpian: Excuse me, Frog? Can you help me get across the river? I could ride on your back.

Frog: Nobody used Scorpian. You sting me!

Scorpian: No, we'd both drown. Why would I do that?

Frog: Hmmm, okay.

(Scorpian gets a ride with Frog while he's swimming. Scorpian tries to sting Frog, but he holds Scorpian's hand.)

Frog: What the fuck?!

Scorpian: It's in my nature.

Frog: FUCK YOU!!

(Frog shoots Scorpian with his gun)

Scorpian: Ow, you shot me!

Frog: Blowin' your brains out of my fuckin' nature!!

(Frog lands on the ground, and Scorpian walks away)

Scorpian: Frog, relax! We made it! Chill!

Frog: CHILL THIS, ASSHOLE!!!

(Frog shoots Scorpian to death. Frog was panting, and Gerbil appears)

Gerbil: Excuse me, sir? Uh, mind you give a tired gerbil a ride across? I promise not to crawl into your ass or anything.

(Frog shoots four times at Gerbil, and Gerbil lays down)

Gerbil: But, why?

(Frog looks at the screen evilly)

Frog: It's in my nature.