Transcription:Randy the Oblivious Pizza Delivery Guy

Announcer: Tonight's special guest star: Conan O'Brien! (Doorbell rings) Chorus: He's Randy, the oblivious pizza delivery guy. Ding Dong... (A beautiful lady dressed in a bathrobe and high heels answers the door) Randy: Here's your pizza, Ma'am. (Audience whooping) Randy: Here's your pizza, Ma'am. That'll be $18.44. Lady: I don't have any cash. Is there another way I can pay for it? (Audience whooping) Randy: Do you have a credit card? Lady: Isn't there another way? Randy: Traveler's cheques? Lady: No, I mean... (The lady opens her bathrobe, revealing her underwear; audience whoops) Randy: Debit card? We do the debit card now. (The lady pulls out a bill and takes the pizza) Lady: Geez...you sure are oblivious! (Audience laughs) Chorus: He's Randy, the oblivious pizza delivery guy. Ding Dong...