Transcription:This Deal's Getting Worse All The Time

(On Cloud City, Lando Calrissian has just betrayed Han, Chewie, and Leia to Darth Vader, who is stepping into an elevator, with Boba Fett and two stormtroopers standing guard)

Darth Vader: Leia and the Wookie must never again leave this city.

Lando Calrissian: That was never a condition of our arrangement, nor was giving Han to this bounty hunter.

Vader: I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.

(The elevator doors close, and Lando is left alone with Boba and the stormtroopers)

Lando: This deal's getting worse all the time.

(The doors open again, revealing Vader holding a pink dress and bonnet)

Vader: Furthermore, I wish you to wear this dress and bonnet.

Lando: This was never a condition of our arrangement!

Vader: I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.

(Vader leaves again. Lando is left holding the dress)

Lando: This deal's getting worse all the time!

(Vader reappears and produces a unicycle)

Vader: Here is a unicycle. You will ride it wherever you go.

Lando: What?! I'm not riding no ****ing unicycle!

Vader: I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.

(Vader leaves again)

Lando: This deal is getting worse all the time!!

(Vader returns holding a pair of clown shoes)

Vader: Also, you are to wear these clown shoes and refer to yourself as "Mary".

(Lando grabs the shoes and tosses them away, hitting a stormtrooper on the head)

Lando: Ah, **** you, man! I'm not doing it!

Vader: I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.

(Vader leaves yet again)

Lando: THIS DEAL...(He thinks for a moment and looks around)...is very fair, and I'm happy to be a part of it.

(Lando listens at the elevator, but Vader does not return. Lando picks up the shoes, unicycle, and dress and walks off)