Transcription:Wishes Come True


 * Kevin: Star light, Star bright, first star I see tonight. I wish I may, I wish I might, have this wish, I wish tonight. I wish-- (turning into a robot) Holy crap! I got to tell Oscar. Oscar, Oscar, Oscar.


 * Oscar: Agghhhhh!!


 * Kevin: Hey Oscar, it's me, Kevin.


 * Oscar: Oh, what happened?


 * Kevin: I made a wish on that star.


 * Oscar: (turning into a dinosaur) Dude, we've got to tell Jimmy.


 * Jimmy: (turned into a giant turtle) Dudes, we've got to tell Louis.


 * Kevin: Louis, hey Louis make a wish. It'll come true.


 * Louis: Okay! (turning into a giant squid)


 * Jimmy: Giant squid? You idiot, we're not even near water.


 * Louis: Oh crap! Sorry guys! (is put on Ocsar's head) Let's go tell Timmy!


 * Oscar: Timmy! Hey Timmy! Make a wish and it'll come true!

(Timmy wishes he were a girl)


 * Everyone: Timmy?!?


 * Timmy: Let's go tell Zach!


 * Kevin: Zach! Make a wish and it'll come true!

(Zach wishes they'd die, and they do)


 * Zach: Fucking jerks. It's three in the morning.