Transcription:Is That a Whip?

[''Two butlers, one with a candelabra and another with a drink on a tray, are walking towards one another. Simon Belmont kicks the door down''.]

Simon Belmont: Show yourself, Dracula, or I'll tear Castlevania from it's very foundation!

Werewolf Butler #1: Dracula's the least of your worries, Simon Belmont!

[''The butlers throw their objects to the side in order to transform into werewolves. They prepare themselves to attack Simon. Simon takes his whip out. Both of the wolves laugh.]''

Werewolf Butler #1: A whip? I hope you brought something more powerful than- [''Simon whips Werewolf Butler #1 in the hands and one of his knees. Werewolf Butler #1 holds his knee.] ''Ow! Ow ow!

Werewolf Butler #2: Holy- [''Werewolf Butler #2 walks toward Simon, but was whipped three times. He covers his ears.'']

Werewolf Butler #1: I can't feel my damn fingers!

Simon Belmont: Take me to your master!

Werewolf Butler #2: Ok! [''Simon whips Werewolf Butler #2's arm, making him hold it in pain. They lead him to a bookshelf.''] Damn! Just take it easy with the whip!

Werewolf Butler #1: I don't think my hand works anymore! [whimpering] I can't even make a fist.

[''Simon whips a candle, which causes the bookshelf to reveal a passage. The werewolf butlers retreat, with Werewolf Butler #2 covering his ears]''

Werewolf Butler #2: Don't you realize how loud that is?!

[Simon enters Dracula's domain. Dracula makes his appearance.]

Dracula: So we meet again, Belmont! Di you know that father died in exactly that spot? [Simon takes whip out once again.] Oh! What's that, a whip? [Dracula l''aughs. Simon whips him twice in the groin.] ''You hit the di-Ah! [Simon whips his him in the face.] You son of a bitch-Ow! [[Simon whips his him in the face].] The dick! [Simon whips his upper body.] I'm the mast-[Simon whips his him in the face]s