Transcription:Frakking Galactica


 * I think we're frakked. I can't see any frakking way we can survive this frakking assault.
 * Sorry, sir. I need to be excused. I gotta take a shart. A massive, wet, sloppy, huge, frakkin' shart.

Kara: Sorry I'm late, guys. (clears throat) I was just having aurinal sex in the locker room.
 * (spits out coffee) Who the frak jargged off in my frakkin' coffee?!

FCC Member: What the f**k are they saying?