Cheese Puff Mountain

​​Scene 1: Bo Peep Didn't Make The Cut!
Belle: Ah, where is it? (looking at the two lists)

SALAD

SMOOTHIE
 * Princess Peach
 * Mario
 * Chamber
 * Bugs Bunny
 * Hog


 * Bo Peep
 * Cows
 * Otis
 * Thaddeus "Phlegm" Bile
 * Woody

Belle: Oh,where is it? Where’s my name?

The Beast: Hey Belle! What you reading?

Belle: Stupid varsity lists. I didn’t make either team!

Bo Peep : Whoa! Can you believe it? I’m a starter!

Belle : You’re an hog!

The Beast: (nervously) Uh, guys, those aren’t teams.

Bo Peep: Sure they are! There's going to be a big game and everything!

Belle: Yeah, Salads verses Smoothies!

(Hands picks Bo Peep)

Bo Peep: Hey, hey (he is thrown on the killing board) Ow!

Belle: Whoa!!

The Beast: Bo! What happened?

Bo Peep: (groans) I think I landed on my teeth!

Belle: Yaaaaaaay!!! (Cut)  What? Now I get to play for Team Smoothie!

Bo Peep: Nuh-uh, nothing’s keeping me out of the bed!

(Knife slices him in half)

Bo Peep: (shrieks)

The Beast and Belle: Whoa!

Bo Peep: Oh Deeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrr! (screams) Belle: I guess Bo Peep didn’t make the cut! (laughs as Bo Peep's remains are taken away) Oo, Ow!

The Beast: Dude, those aren’t teams! Those are recipes! Wait! My name isn’t on there, is it?

Scene 02: Those Guys Can Blend In!
Otis Mooshroom #1: Huh-huh, not likely!

Big Lug (Bud-Bud) Mooshroom #2: The list for second place is in the ladies room! (both laugh)

Belle: Hey! Look, Adam! It's a couple of "Ki-weenies"! (laughs) The Beast: Mooshrooms? Oh, god! That’s on the list!

Eddy Mooshroom #3: You know it!

The Beast: No! That’s not good! You gotta run for it!

Otis Mooshroom #1: (hands picks him) Aaaah! (Otis Mooshroom #1 is thrown in blender stage) Belle: (screams) Both: Hey, what happened to-(screams)

(Hands Picks Eddy and Bud-Bud and throws in him in the Blender Stage) The Beast: Uh-oh...

Belle: hope those guys can blend in! (laughs) (Human Turns Blender On)

Mooshrooms: (shrieking)

Belle and The Beast: (screams) Princess Peach: Geez, what’s all the racket about? <p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">The Beast: Princess Peach you gotta get me outta here!

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Belle: Ya! You gotta friends to this! (laughs)

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Princess Peach: Why is that? Belle:  Trust me! You should just "leaf". (laughs) Princess Peach: Leave? But I just got here! The Beast: You gotta head out of here, run while you can! (Human Hand Throws Princess Peach on Killing Board) Belle: Wow, talk about getting flipped outta! (laughs)

The Beast: Uh-oh, it’s happening again!

(Human Hand Slices The Shrieking Princess Peach)

Belle: What a split decision! The Beast: For the last time, this isn’t a game! There’s no rules, its just... Wait! That’s it, Belle! Every time we talk to these guys they get chopped up! <p style="margin-top:1em;margin-bottom:1em;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Belle: Or blended!

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">The Beast: Whatever, the point is, maybe if we keep our mouths shut, nothing will happen!

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Belle: I gotta keep my mouth shut?

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">The Beast: Exactly! <p style="margin-top:1em;margin-bottom:1em;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Orange: But I’ve never done that before!

Scene 03: Go Smoothie!
<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">(Human Places Hog on Spiky Jacks)

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Hug: Wow, what’s going on, up in here?

<p style="margin-top:1em;margin-bottom:1em;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Belle: Hey, hey apple!

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">The Beast: Shut the mouth!

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Belle: Oh, ya, right!

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Hog: Yo, I’m talking to you guys!

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Belle: Nya, nya, nya, nya

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">The Beast: Shhhhhhhh

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Hog: Hello?

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Belle: Nya, nya, nya, nya

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">The Beast: Quiet!

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Hog: Nya, nya... what’s wrong with you? You know, besides being an Belle!

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Belle: Ergh!

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Hog: Hey, Minute Maid, why don’t you clean up this place! Ha, haa!

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Belle: Ergh!!

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">The Beast: Quiet!

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Hog: What’s the matter! Your mouth won't open, maybe your a little cit-rusty! Ha, ha, ha, boooyah!

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Belle: Ergh!!

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Hog: What’s you pal’s name? Mr. Chew? (laughs)

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">The Beast: Oh, I’m sorry we were just trying to save your life.

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Then you, you gotta go and be an hog! Well, you know what?

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Hog: What?

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Belle: Knife!

(Human Cuts Hog In Pieces on Spiky Jacks) <p style="margin-top:1em;margin-bottom:1em;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Belle: (screams)

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">The Beast: (screams)

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Belle: Man, that was one bad hog! (laughs)

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Lumiere: Go Smoothie!

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Chip: Yay!

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Cogsworth: What? Did we miss the game? <h2 style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Scene 04: Thats All Folks (Cut: Music plays "Thats All Folks")

The Beast:  (Screaming, he tripped the skateboard. Open to the stage Robot Chicken. Fell into some spiky jacks, and he was screaming out loudly. He looked down and he ran around the circles while he was screaming.)  Oh! Aye! Oh! Oh! Uh! Thats All Folks! (Music ends "Thats All Folks")