Transcription:Nerd at the Daily Planet

Daily Planet Zoo Daily Planet
 * Nerd: (Sitting with Jimmy Olson) WOW! First day of my internship at the Daily Planet!
 * Jimmy: Working at the Daily Planet is great! Mr. Kent's really nice, and Ms. Lane gets all the scoops. And if I ever get in hot water (Snaps) I can call Superman on my signal watch.
 * Nerd: (Scoffs) Good one, Jimmy!
 * Jimmy: It's true!
 * Nerd: Pfft, no way!
 * Jimmy: (Gets up from his seat) I'll prove it, rookie! (Opens a window) Superman will catch me before I even hit the ground-- (Accidentally falls out the window) AAAAAAaaaaaahhhh...
 * Nerd: (Finds Jimmy's signal watch on the desk) Is this your signal watch? (A crash and a panic alarm was heard)
 * Nerd: (With a camera near a gorilla's cage snapping pictures while wearing Jimmy's signal watch) The bad news: Jimmy Olson died. The good news: I got promoted! (Goes up to the gorilla) Come on, you stupid gorilla, it's my first day! (Kicks the cage, getting the gorilla's attention) Do something cool! (The camera flashes, and the gorilla grabs the Nerd's arm) AAAHHH!!! (Pushes the button on his signal watch) HELP!! HELP ME, SUPERMAN!!! AAAA-HAAAH!! (The gorilla grabs the signal watch, and swallows it)
 * Superman: (Appears reacting to the signal watch) Jimmy? Jimmy? (Sees the gorilla and hears the signal watch inside it) JIMMY!! (Tears the cage open, and rips the gorilla in half as blood gushes the area, and Superman finds the signal watch) What? Why? (The Nerd takes a picture as the flash leads to the next scene)
 * Nerd: (Holding a newspaper next to Clark Kent with Superman holding the watch at the zoo with the headline 'Superman Murders Gorilla') Look, Mr. Kent! I got the front page on my very first day!
 * Clark: (Sarcastically) Congrats!