Transcription:G.I. No

Duke: Gather around, Joes. Our orders just came through.

Gung-Ho: What's Cobra up to this time, Duke?

Duke: No, not Cobra. Apparently, we're being deployed to Af-ghany-stan. Hmm? Okay. Yo Joe?

Group: Yo Joe!!!

Duke: Who want's to jump on Google and find out what a taliban is?

General: I was concerned about your colorful unit training my men, Duke. Until I heard about your experience with ruthless terrorist organizations.

Duke: Well, you can count on G.I. Joe to keep you a low profile, Colonel. Now, if you could just point me toward the local pet co. Seems the flight didn't agree with our exotic birds.

(Mutt is seen being attacked by Polly, a hawk, and Junkyard)

Mutt: Ouh! Oh, Polly! Watch the eyes!

Shipwreck: You simply knock out an enemy. Throw on his clothes and ahoy maty. You're undercover. Questions anyone? Estevez?

Hammond: I'm not Estevez, sir. I'm Hammond.

Shipwreck: Oh, of course. Sorry. I meant you. Estevez.

Sanderson: I'm Sanderson, sir.

Shipwreck: It's so hard to tell you guys apart with your matching uniforms. Where's Estevez?