Transcription:Moral Quandary

[There are two boats in Gotham Harbor, a yeoman approaches the captain] YEOMAN: Captain, the whole boat is rigged to explode! And I found this! [displays a detonator] [meanwhile, all the passangers are in the seating area, the intercom turns on] JOKER: Greetings from the Joker. "Why so serious?" There are two boats; one full of civillians the other full of prison inmates. I will blow up both boats at midnight. MAN#1: Oh, my God! JOKER: However, each boat has a detonator to blow up the opposite boat. If one boat decides to blow up the other boat prior to midnight, I will not blow up the boat that blows up the other boat. Quite the moral quandary, is it not? MAN#2: What about neither boat blowing up? GIRL: No, he said we decide. MAN#3: Well I decide that neither boat blows up! CAPTAIN: So, do we vote or something? WOMAN: No, I think you're supposed to press a buttonor something. MAN#4: I don't understand. What does this prove, exactly? MAN#5: Yes, Mister Joker? We came to a consences. We vote that neither boat blows up. JOKER: That wasn't a choice! MAN#5: Maybe you should go over the rules again. JOKER: I will blow up both boats- MAN#1: -unless, UNLESS, one boat blows up the other boat first. OLD LADY: Ask him when the boats blow up. JOKER: MIDNIGHT! MIDNIGHT! MIDNIGHT!