Transcription:Who Is Booberry?!

[The Creature from the Black Lagoon is sitting on a beach chair drinking his snowcone and watching TV.]

Announcer: Frankenberry is part of this nutritious breakfast.

[The Creature Spits out his drink and dials a number on his telephone. Cuts to the Mummy in his tomb.]

Mummy: [Picks up phone] Hello.

Creature: Frankenstein got his own cereal?!

Mummy: I take it you haven't seen the Count Chocula commercial?

Creature: [Spits] Shut the f*** up! [Hears a beep from his phone] Ugh, hang on a sec. [Presses a phone to talk to someone else] Hello?

[Cuts to the Wolf Man holding his phone.]

Wolf Man: AAAAWHHOOOOOOOOOOOO do they think they are?

Creature: I know! You're watching the Frankenberry commercial, right?

Wolf Man: No! Booberry!

Creature: [Spits] Who the hell is Booberry?! That does it! I'm making my own cereal!

[Cuts to the Creature in his bedroom thinking of a name that rhymes with 'lagoon'.]

Creature: Baboon, cocoon, fafoom, lagoon, nanume, y- AHA!

[Cut to a studio set where the Mummy is operating the video camera and the Creature is ready to act with a bowl of cereal in his hand. The Wolf Man jumps into the scene with a clapboard.]

Wolf Man: Take TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [Claps the clapboard and jumps out of the scene.]

[Cut to a TV screen with a little boy standing in the jungle.]

Boy: I'm frightened... that I won't find a delicious treat to snack on!

[The Creature jumps into the scene with a box of cereal.]

Creature: Why not turn those chills into thrills?

Boy: The Creature with the Black Macaroons!

Creature: And they're not just for snacking! [Pauses, then gives the box to the Boy, but the box falls on the ground]

[Cut to a close-up of the cereal box that says 'The Creature with the Black Macaroons' and a bowl of said cereal.]

Creature: Dip them in a lagoon of milk to make 'em part of a nutritious breakfast!

[Cut to the Creature sitting in front of the TV.]

Creature: Hope! Hope! Hope! Hope!

[Cut to the supermarket frozen food section, where the Creatures is offering free sampes of his cereal to passing shoppers. Almost every shopper walks away in disgust upon seeing the Creature.]

Creature: Black Macaroons? Free samples, straight from the lagoon! Ma'am would you- okay. Sir, would you like to try some fresh Mac- Ma'am could I interest you in- f*** you. Sir, they're black like y- Sorry, sorry. [Sees a little boy standing in front of the samples table] Black Macaroons?

[The little boy is dragged away by his frightened mother. The Creature then takes a piece of cereal and tastes himself, only to show disgust.]

[Cut to the Black Lagoon, where a garbage truck dumps all of the Black Macaroons into the Lagoon while the Creature watches.]

Creature: Should've gone with 'legumes'...