Transcription:Dr. Ball, M.D.

(Scene opens to the interogation scene aboard the Death Star with Darth Vader, Princess Leia and Dr Ball floating into the room.)

Vader: "Make her tell us the location of the rebel base."

Dr Ball: "Good God, man! I'm a doctor, not a savage! This is a flu shot! (begins to float out of room) Good day sir!

Vader: "You will make her..."

Dr Ball: "I said good day sir! (Floats out of room)

(Scene then opens into a sitcom like group of slides saying : Dr Ball, M.D. With Larry Elsworth as Sam. Also shows Dr Ball playing with a Twilek girl in a hot tub.)

(Scenes then opens to Medical Room at Echo Base with Leia, Han, C-3PO and a medical droid watching Luke float in a bacta tank as Dr Ball floats in)

Dr Ball: "What the?! You trying to drown that kid?! What are injecting there? Is this the bloody dark ages?! Why don't you just throw some leeches in there! Oh nobody listin to Dr Ball, he's just an old fool!" (Floats off screen.)

(Scene shows him floating past rows of Stormtroopers.)

(Scene then opens to Medical Room at Polis Massa with Padme on the operating table with Obi-Wan, Yoda, Bail Organa, and some Polis Massians standing around her as Dr Ball floats in.)

Dr Ball: "She's lost the will to live?! What, did you degree in poetry?! You sorry bunch of hippies! For God sakes, "Don't use the billions of dollars of medical equipment around us", why don't we all just "Get on our knees and pray?" WE DON"T HAVE KNEES, YOU MOTHER F@#KERS!"

(Scene the quickly shows Dr Ball returning to his office, then sketch ends)