Transcription:Chili Day

Pterri: Why so sad, Chairry?

Chairry: (Sighs) It's Chili Day.

(Pee-Wee dashes in, holding a bowl of chili con carne.)

Pee-Wee Herman:(Laughs) Happy Chili Day, everyone. I hope you have your spoons. (Laughs)

(Chairry starts sobbing as Pee-Wee sits down on her. Pee-Wee starts snacking on the chili con carne, and starts gassing on Chairry.)