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Ironhide: Prime, we have to get these people to a hospital now

Optimus Prime: Put them in my trailer

Ironhide: Prime?

Optimus Prime: Wait, it should be here

Man: Is that your pager?

Man: What's going on?

Optimus Prime's Trailer: Ugh, it's this guy I hook up with sometimes

Optimus Prime's Trailer: Whenever he calls, he thinks I have to drop whatever I'm doing and run to him

Optimus Prime's Trailer: Well, not this time

Optimus Prime's Trailer: Mm

Optimus Prime's Trailer: Oh, yeah

Optimus Prime's Trailer: Yeah, grab my axle

Optimus Prime's Trailer: Yeah, open my cargo door

Optimus Prime's Trailer: Yeah

Optimus Prime's Trailer: Mm

Optimus Prime: Trailer! Why do I even pay for that pager if she's not going to use it?