Transcription:A Rugrats Joke

Tommy Pickles: Well, after crossing the freeway, base jumping off a cliff, and dodging bullets in a gang war, we finally found my Reptar doll.

Didi Pickles: Tommy, what are you doing in the street? Oh, thank god.

Stu Pickles: They've been lost for hours. Where were they?

Didi Pickles: Stu, a word. [muffled] What the fuck, Stu?

Stu Pickles: [muffled] Well, I'm sorry. The babies escaped, and I-

Didi Pickles: Escaped? They're babies, you sack-less moron.

Stu Pickles: I was downstairs, working on a new toy, and they just-

Didi Pickles: Oh, a new toy. Never mind, then.

Stu Pickles: Didi, if you keep ridiculing my work, I-I swear to god.

Didi Pickles: What? You'll hit me? Ooh, you're such a man.

Stu Pickles: [crashes] Didi, stop.

Didi Pickles: I'll be the man. [thudding, crashing] See, Stu? I'm the man!

Stu Pickles: [sobbing] I want a divorce.