Transcription:Toy Story Meets Pinko

(Scene opens with Woody, Buzz, T-Rex, and Mr. Potato Head from Toy Story, plus a block of wood with pieces of string attached to it)

Woody: Guys, look what Andy's aunt got him from Gwyneth Paltrow's website. Say hi to Pinko!

Pinko: Hello.

Mr. Potato Head: What are you?!

Pinko: I am a Swedish creativity object designed in conjunction with freespace theory, which encourages cognitive freedom. For instance, your cowboy concept restricts imaginative thinking, where as I am conceptually neutral. Andy chooses what I am, not the manufacturer.

Mr. Potato Head: I already hate this prick.

Buzz: Hey! Stop that! We're all friends here, Mr. Potato Head!