Transcription:Bake-Off Beatdown

(Betty Crocker walks by a man and a woman)

Woman: *gasp* Oh my gosh. That's Betty Crocker.

(Betty Crocker is shown as well as a spoon that says her name on it)

Betty Crocker: Oh hello, darling.

(Sara Lee is shown as well as a flag that says her name on it)

Sara Lee: How long you gonna keep duckin' me?

Betty Crocker: How long you keep calling that cheesecake tasty, Sara Lee?

(Sara Lee breaks and bottle on her head)

Sara Lee: Hope you saved room for dessert. I got some pipin' hot beat-downs topped with a fresh ass whoopin'!

Betty Crocker: You feelin' hungry? Take a taste. (Betty breaks a roller against her knee)

Sara Lee: Fuck a taste. I want the whole pie!

(Betty Crocker punches Sara Lee before she punches Betty to the ground)

Betty Crocker: Your hits taste like your pound cake. Weak and store bought!

(Sara punches Betty again in the face)

Betty Crocker: Oh. This cake has some layers.

Sara Lee: Be sure to try the crust.

(Sara Lee bashes Betty's head against the ground until she bleeds)

Sara Lee: You like this, cock sucker? Because nobody doesn't like Sara Lee!

Betty Crocker: *mumble*

Sara Lee: What was that, lady fucker?

Betty Crocker: You want Betty Crocker again. Make someone happy.

(Betty burns off Sara Lee's face before she is hit by an ambulance)

(Aunt Jemima is seen with bottles on her fingers)

Aunt Jemima: I was in town, honey. Next time you dance with your old Aunt Jemima.