Transcription:Man's Best Friend

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Famer is faking hay when Lassie comes running.

Lassie: Bark bark. Bark bark.

Farmer: Lassie, what's wrong, girl?

Lassie: Bark

Farmer: Timmy fell…

Lassie: Bark bark

Farmer: Oh, wrong verb?

Lassie: Bark bark

Farmer: Dropped?

Lassie: Bark

Farmer: Put?

Lassie: Bark

Farmer: Spread?

Lassie: Bark

Farmer: Timmy spread

<p class="MsoNormal">Lassie: Bark

<p class="MsoNormal">Farmer: peanut butter

<p class="MsoNormal">Lassie: Bark

<p class="MsoNormal">Farmer: on his balls

<p class="MsoNormal">Lassie: Bark

<p class="MsoNormal">Farmer: and you had to -- Oh, I'm so sorry, Lassie.

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