Transcription:Good News and Bad News

A patient and a doctor are conversing.

Doctor: I've got good news and bad news. The bad news is...you've got prostate cancer.

The patient is shocked.

Patient: Well, then what's the good news?!

Doctor: Well, as part of the treatment, you are in for a lot of ass play. I mean, so, you're into that. Jackpot!

Sketch ends