Transcription:Bop It... or Else

[inside kid's house]

Bop It: Bop it!

[kid bops it]

Bop It: Twist it!

[kid twists it]

Bop It: Pull it!

[kid pulls it]

Bop It: Bend it!

[kid pulls gun buttstock out of the Pull It end, along with the handle and trigger]

Bop It: Flip it!

[kid pulls out rifle scope]

Bop It: Extend it!

[kid pulls on Twist It end, extending into a gun chamber and loader]

Bop It: Load it!

Kid (confused): What?

Bop It: Load it!

[kid empties box to reveal four bullets, and loads one into the Bop It gun]

Bop It: Cock it!

[kid cocks gun]

Bop It: Read it!

Kid (reading): "Your target is Senator Carlton McDougal.  The fifteenth floor of the Gilmore building will provide an unobstructed vantage point?"

Bop It: Memorize it! Burn it!

[cut to Gilmore building, the kid is holding the Bop It gun out of the window, while panting in fear]

Bop It: Aim it!

[scope reticle below McDougal's head, McDougal is giving a speech to the public]

Bop It: Kill it! Kill it! Kill it!

[kid puts finger on trigger]

Bop It: Squeeze it!

Kid: I can't! I can't!

Bop It: Squeeze it!

Kid: I can't! I can't!

Bop It: SQUEEZE IT!

[kid pulls trigger, McDougal dies, kid panics]

Kid: God, help me!

Bop It: Beat it! Hoof it! Book it!

[kid tries to run, but two cops come into the door, with guns]

Cop #1: Who are you?! What are you doing?!

Bop It: Fake it!

Kid: I was playing with my toy. I-I-I want my mommy!

Cop #1: Why is your toy smoking?

Bop It: End it!

[kid tries to commit suicide, but the cops grab him, hold him down, and arrest him]

[cut to courtroom]

Judge: Is the mastermind behind the assassination in the courtroom today?

[cut to Bop It and its lawyer]

Bop It: Zip it!

[kid points to the Bop It, jury gasps]

[cut to jail cell with Bop It and human prisoner]

Prisoner: Suck it. [unzips pants]

Bop It: Damn it!