TMNT Straws/Transcript

(Scene starts in New York with the Turtles facing off Shredder)

Leonardo: You're done for Shredder!

Shredder: Stupid Turtles. You haven't seen my new Secret weapon!

Raphael: Is that Straw from Starbucks? How is that gonna- (Shredder throw the straw and kills Raphael)

Michelangelo: Awww! F(bleep)!

Shredder: I didn't believe it when I read it on "Buystuff.com". But it's true. Plastic straws are harmful to turtles! (throws straws, Mikey use his nunchucks. But Donatello gets killed too).

Michelangelo: Dude. We gotta outlaw those straws.

Leonardo: Actually Mikey. Straws make a tiny fraction of plastic in the ocean. The key is to reduce all plastic waste we gotta - (then Shredder kills Leonardo).

Shredder: You just start strawter.

Michelangelo: You're out of tricks Shredder!

Shredder: No! This is the last "straw"! (kills Michelangelo and laughs and then drinks Michelangelo's blood from the straw.) Mmmm! So much better than a sippy lid.