Transcription:The Very First Christmas

We start looking out at a cave. Caveman Santa Claus is putting rocks on bows. Caveman Santa Claus smiled.

Caveman Santa Claus: Hah! Hmmm.

Cave Girl enters the cave, crying.

Cave Girl: Awwww. Huh?

Caveman Santa Claus turns around.

Caveman Santa Claus: Heh! Huh. Shhhhhhh.

Cave Girl (screaming): Aaaaaaaaahhhhh! Aaaaaaaaaahhhh!

Cave Girl is screaming. Caveman Santa Claus causes Cave Girl to stop, but he couldn't.

Caveman enters the cave holding a stick, really angry.

Caveman: Rrrrrrrggggh!

Caveman Santa Claus: Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh! Heh. Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh!

Caveman looks really mad. Caveman is ready to kill Caveman Santa Claus with a stick.

Caveman: Roaaaaar!

Cave Girl (screaming): Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh!

Caveman started killing Caveman Santa Claus. Caveman picked his brain up.

Caveman: Roaaaaaaaar!

Cut to the bedroom. Her mom tucks his girl up with the covers.

Mother: ....and that's the story of the very first Christmas.

Girl: Wait a minute, mama. How can there still be a Christmas if they killed Santa?

Mother: Hmmmm. You're rights.

Cut to outside. Mother is putting presents in the trash can on fire.

Mother: No Santa, no Christmas. no Christmas presents. Oh, you really would've liked this one!

Girl: Awwww!