Transcription:Edgiest Thing Ever


 * [Cut to a Justin Bieber music video]
 * Justin Bieber: [singing in a comedically terrible Auto-Tune voice] Aaah, I'm crushing on crushes. Bicycles, lemonade, Game Boys. And I'm feeling so highhhh (Feeling so high, girl.) I like Skittles, Skittles Skittles.
 * Director: And cut! [turns towards the producer] This is the edgiest thing I've ever worked on.
 * Producer: Edgy?
 * Director: Yeah. A young lesbian, proud of who she is, and singing about it; awesome.
 * Producer: That's a little boy!

[the Director drops his megaphone in chock]