Transcription:Buffy: Season 8

[three Newspapers spin into view]

Headline 1 :Police search for killer doll.

Headline 2: Deadly doll still at large

Headline 3: Spinning Newspapers voted "Lamest Cliche" by TV viewers.

[Now cut to Chucky walking threw the woods, with a knife in his hand]

Chucky: Gotta lay low a while. This looks like a good spot.[he walks past some lettuce, it shivers] Once I get my body back and reverse the gypsy curse or whatever the hell my origin is.{the lettuce moves until a baby head pops out,and then hands]  I won't be hanging out in any lettuce patches. {laughs}He he he he

he stabs the lettuce that's in front of him, it shrieks all of the lettuce begins to move]

Chucky: {Confused} what!? who's there!? Come and get some!

[Babies with black eyes and white pupils all come out of the lettuce and come towards Chucky they continue to scream]

Chucky: What ARE you, zombies?

Lettuce head kid 1: we have no souls.

Lettuce head kid 2: We feel no pain.

Lettuce head kid 3: With your soul we can finally free ourselves of this retched lettuce patch

Lettuce head kids: Soul, give your soul, soul

[ Chucky begins at stab at the Lettuce head kids

Lettuce head kid 4: [sung] SOUUUUUUUL!

Lettuce head kids:[repeats] Soul! [they crowd Chucky until they get him to the ground]

Chucky:[terrified] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Lettuce head kids: Finally soul

[Cut to a toy store two women are shopping, the lettuce head kids are on the shelves behind them]

Lettuce head kids: [ they attack the shoppers] soul, souls soul soul give me your soul

[cut a boy oping a Christmas present, a lettuce head kid jumps out and attacks the boy while the family screams in horror]

Buffy: the lettuce head kids turn over a police car] with there new souls, nothing could stop the,lettuce head kids. {holding an airbow] Thats where I come in I'm Buffy, I fight evil, it's what I do.

[cut to Sarah Michelle Gellar and her friend sitting at a table]

Sarah: And that's how season 8 would have started.

Friend: Jesus no wonder you quit