Category:Mordecai Flu

[Mordecai is walking down the street, holding his stomach and looking pale.]

Mordecai: Oh...I feel like I'm gonna blow chunks of bird seed!

[Mordecai vomits all over the steps, then collapses. Pops appears.]

Pops: Oh no, Big Bird has the bird flu!

[Quarantiners rush over to Mordecai Muscle Man now appears.]

Muscle Man: The Word of The Day is Quarantine. Q-U-A-R-A-N-T-I-N-E. Quarantine.

[In the hospital, Mordecai is lying in bed. Doctors are examining him.]

Mordecai: Snuffleupagus... is that you?

Wall-E: Oh, he must be hallucinating.

Tantor: Hi, Bird. I'm so sorry you're sick.

Mordecai: I'm scared, Snuffy. Thank God you can't get it since you're not real.

[Mordecai then dies.]

Tantor: Yeah, thank G-.

[Tantor dies, then disappears.]

Timon: [handing out vaccines to everyone] One vaccine, a-hah-hah! Two vaccines, a-hah-hah!

[Yogi Bear eats the vaccine that the Timon gives to him]

[The show cuts to a separate bit]

Kids: One of these kids is not like the others. One of these kids is dead!

Announcer: Today's episode brought to you by the letter C.D.C.