Transcription:Gordon the Gecko

Kermit:Yeah !



''“Start sharing !” ''

'' ''

-I like sharing.

-Yea !



Everybody’s sharing,that’s

the way you’re supposed to do it.



(Clapping)



Hi,ol’ Gordo !



Everybody,this is my cousin Gordon the Gecko.

Gordon is a powerful executive on Wall Street.

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<p style="text-align:center">-What do you think about sharing ?

<p style="text-align:center">-There is just 1% of this country,

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<p style="text-align:center">Owns half its country as well.

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<p style="text-align:center">-5,000,000,000,000—

<p style="text-align:center">-1,000,000,000,000 !

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<p style="text-align:center">(Laughs)

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<p style="text-align:center">Shut up.

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<p style="text-align:center">Greed work,greed work.

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<p style="text-align:center">My dad says being greedy is bad.

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<p style="text-align:center">Your dad pours some out of your heel.

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<p style="text-align:center">Is Kermit over here sharing with you,

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<p style="text-align:center">-to sit here and sing songs ?!

<p style="text-align:center">-Ok,Gordo !

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<p style="text-align:center">It’s time to get back to the office.

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<p style="text-align:center">The first place I ever bought,$800,000.

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<p style="text-align:center">Ok,who wants a healthy snack ?

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<p style="text-align:center">Kids:A lot of dollars !

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<p style="text-align:center">You have to quit dressing up like 9-year old kids.

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<p style="text-align:center">Well,I guess that lesson is brought to you by

<p style="text-align:center">the number “Douchebag !”