Transcription:Act Like You're Attacking Me

[we see a martial arts instructor teaching her three students in a martial arts studio]

Martial Arts Instructor: Okay, I need someone to act like they're attacking me, Louise, how 'bout you?

Louise: (quietly) Oh, okay.

[Louise slowly approaches her instructor]

Martial Arts Instructor: That's right, just come at me!

Louise: Hi-yah...

''[As Louise begins to act like she is attacking her instructor, the instructor pulls out a handgun and shoots her in the leg. Blood splatters on the floormat, Louise screams loudly and falls to the floor, clutching her injured leg, as the other two students watch in shock]''

Martial Arts Instructor: Okay, did everyone see what I did there?

[cut to static, segment ends]