Transcription:Two Kirks, a Khan and a Pizza Place

(Cut to the facade of a pizza place (The Piehole). Then, cut to a shot of Captain Kirk with this text: "ADMIRAL JAMES T. KIRK". Then, cut to Kirk Cameron moving pizza boxes with the text "KIRK CAMERON". Then, cut to Khan carrying pizza boxes. He drops them, and then shrugs and smiles with the text "AND KHAN NOONIEN SINGH IN". Then cut to the facade of the pizza place again while the text reads: "TWO KIRKS, A KHAN, AND A PIZZA PLACE" THen cut to the inside of the pizza place. Khan is manning the register.)

KHAN: Your change, sir.

(Admiral Kirk sits his drink down, and Khan knocks it over.)

ADMIRAL KIRK: Khan! Khan!

(People run screaming out of the building. Cut to static.)