Transcription:Girl Toys

News Reporter: (while two paramedics carry a flattened Raggedy Ann onto a stretcher) Tradgedy struck today as beloved children's icon Raggedy Ann died today by steampress. Viewers will remember that her longtime companion, Raggedy Andy, died in the late '80s (shows a dead Andy with several quilt patches) and is now a permanent part of the AIDS quilt. (Michael Moore is watching this in his van) Michael Moore: All too common. While boy things and action figures live on forever, girls dump their old playthings with a cruel lack of compassion.