Transcription:He-Rold

Harold: Wow. Eternous. The capital of Eternia.

Harold's Wife: Maybe we'll see Man-At-Arms or Stratos or Fisto. Look! It's Prince Adam and Cringer!

Cringer: Those people are taking our picture. I'm scared!

Prince Adam: You've really mastered that one dimension, haven't you?

(Skeletor, Beast Man, and Trap Jaw break through the Eternia castle door)

Skeletor: *laugh* Finally! King Randor will bow down before me, Skeletor!

Trap Jaw: And there's the ego.

Skeletor: What?! What?! Because I said my own name?! It's so anyone who didn't know it won't feel confused!

Beast Man: So you think they're all idiots?

Skeletor: Be quiet, Beast Man.

Beast Man: Aww.

Harold's Wife: Harold! I think we shoulda gone to Sandal's with my sister!

Harold: Follow the green puma!

(Harold and Harold's Wife go into a brick alley with Prince Adam and Cringer)

(Prince Adam transforms into He-Man)

He-Man: I have the power!

Harold: Gotta take a picture and then-

(He-Man transforms Harold into a riding animal)

Harold: Ee-Hee!

Harold's Wife: Harold!

Harold & He-Man: What the fuck?!

Skeletor: Disco!

(Skeletor beams a flash from his wand which makes Cringer explode. Cringer's blood splatters onto Harold's Wife)

Harold's Wife: *scream*

He-Man: Yeah!

Harold: Rarr!

(Harold jumps on top of Trap Jaw and flips until he falls to the ground with He-Man still on his back)

He-Man: Good going, um?

Harold: Harold!

He-Man: He-Rol-old?

Harold: Nope. Just Harold.

Skeletor: You'll have to do better than riding a middle aged tourist into battle to defeat me, He-Man! Not sure that needed saying.

He-Man: Quick, He-Rold! We'll take out Beast Man first!

Harold: Which one is Beast Man?! I'm confused!

Skeletor: Hah. See *elbows Beast Man*

He-Man: New plan. I'll pretend to give myself up and when I say 'not today', that's your cue to jump on Beast Man.

(He-Man hops off of Harold holding his sword)

Harold: Maybe pissing myself could be a diversion.

He-Man: Oh my goodness! You win, Skeletor!

Harold's Wife: Harold, I want to go home.

Harold: As soon as we get our hotel deposit, we are outta this madhouse!

Harold's Wife: But the deposit was not refundable!

He-Man: Not today!

Harold: Maybe they'll make an acception for He-Man's new battle cat!

He-Man: Not today!

Harold's Wife: Well, who rides a cat anyway?

He-Man: Not today!

Harold: You'll find out tonight.

He-Man: Not toda-

(Skeletor decapitates He-Man with his own sword)

(Harold's Wife and Harold giggle and walk away from Skeletor and Beast Man)

Skeletor: Victory!

Beast Man: Please! Please take me to Sandal's with you!