Transcription:Shredder and April

Shredder: The "Channel 6 News Massacre Ball" is the opportunity for me to kidnap April O'Neil. She's the perfect bate to catch the turtles. (Shredder is surprised at April's costume.) Wow! Out of that bokeh lesbian jumpsuit, she's hot as shit!

April O'Neil: Care to dance, Mr. Potter?

Shredder: WHAT?!

(cuts to Shredder dancing with April.)

Shredder: And, what's your costume?

April: Bell from "Beauty and The Beast", but a dick slut.

Shredder: Is your favorite restaurant, Taco "Bell"?

(both laugh.)

April: You are hilarous.

Shredder: On the count of 3, say your favorite band. 1, 2, 3.

Shredder, and April: Toad the Wet Sprocket.

(both kiss.)

April: (gasps) Wait. Are you-

Shredder: In love? Yes! WHAT?! Bye! (walks away)

April: Shredder?

(cuts to Shredder with April at her apartment.)

Shredder: Think of something heretic, Oroku. But soft, you are total boner food.

April: Oh, Shredder. My heart doesn't take sides.

Shredder: People won't approve.

April: No one can keep us apart.

(both kiss again.)

(cuts to the sewer.)

Raphael: Aww, Hell to the No! (grunts, and punches a brick wall.)

April: We're soul mates. We both love Toad the Wet Sprocket.

Michelangelo: Toad the-What? Is that a sex thing? Have you guys had sex?

April: No. Just dry humping, and ball play.

Raphael: Ball play?! (grunts, and punches the same brick wall.)

Splinter: You must stay away from Shredder, April. He is dangerous. Sleep here tonight. Donatello, grab the guest pillows.

(Donatello grabs pizza boxes which are the guest pillows, and puts them on the couch.)

(Shredder comes up from behind the couch.)

April: (gasps) What are you doing here?

Shredder: I came to say "Hi", and also have sex after the whole "Hi" thing.

April: It's like Six Flags Hurricane Harbor in my panties right now.

(they both kiss again.)

April: Mmm, Mmm. You really Toadied my Wet Sprocket. When will I see you again?

Shredder: Soon, I hope. I should go before the turtles wake up. Plus, I have some major existence farts coming on. (farts)

Donatello: April, just go on one date with Casey. He's a good guy.

April: Casey is a job less loser in sweats. (walks away.)

Casey: Good start to my morning.

(cuts to April with the Rat King.)

April: So, I left. What should I do, Mr. Rat King? I belong with Shredder.

Rat King: I have an idea! And my idea involves you taking a lot of poison very quickly.

(A few seconds of slience with rats squeaking.)

April: (interested) Go on?

(cuts to April dead, and Shredder sad.)

Shredder: It can't be! April?! NO! WHY?! (he hits April, and she wakes up.)

April: Ow! Ow! Ow! What the f**k?! Shredder!

Shredder: April! You're alive!

April: The poison only made me appear dead. Didn't you read "Romeo and Juliet", you f**king ass clown? (April dies.)

Shredder: NOOOOOOO! (A few seconds of silence.) Just gonna take my Toad the Wet Sprocket bootleg back. (takes his CD back, and leaves.)