Transcription:Deer James Potter

Remus: James, Sirius, Peter, the moon is out. I'm...turning into a werewolf. (grunts as he grows paws)

James: Don't worry, friend. We'll transform into animals with you. (he turns into a deer, Sirius turns into a bear and Peter turns into a rat) (Remus howls)

Sirius: Follow here. We gotta get somewhere isolated. Hold on. Where's James?

James: Okay, that's it. Easy, girl.

Sirius: James! What the hell are you doing?

James: I'm going to fuck this deer. You know, went in Rome.

Sirius: What do you mean "went in Rome"?

James: Like, uh, I wouldn't normally do shrooms, but if I went to Burningman, of course I do shrooms.

Sirius: This isn't shrooms! It's bestiality!

James: No! Bestiality would be if I were a human fucking a deer, but I'm a deer fucking a deer. Now if you'll excuse me...