Transcription:Badtz-Maru Returns

(penguins squaking in the artic around their eggs, Badtz-Maru arrives)

Badtz-Maru: Hello, family! I'm back! (drops luggage) What's your famous cousin, Badtz-Maru, doing here you ask? Shouldn't he be at some red carpet event with his friend Hello, Kitty?

Penguins: (Squak!)

Badtz-Maru: Well, Japan's economy-blah, blah, blah-stock in the toilet-yada, yada, yada, pain slip from Sanrio, et cetera, et cetera. (goes into luggage and pulls out vintage guitar) Now, where does a brother gotta plug in his 1959 Sunburst Les Paul around here, huh?

Penguins: (Squak! Squak!)

Badtz-Maru: Come, on! I thought that penguins were fun?