Transcription:Sexx Luthor

[''There is a meeting at the Hall of Doom, with Lex Luthor giving a presentation on his next evil scheme. Seated in around him are Bizarro, Poison Ivy, Black Manta, Joker, Penguin, Brainiac, Captain Cold, Scarecrow, Grodd, Sinestro, Catwoman, Riddler, Toyman, and Two-Face.'']

Lex Luthor: By sending a targeted energy pulse from our stealth drone...

[While Luthor was talking, Scarecrow was surfing the internet on his laptop, out of boredom, until he discovered something that got his attention and causes him to chuckle.]

Lex Luthor: we will de-activate the Justice League's power generator...

[He then emailed it to Grodd's cell phone, with Grodd also finding whatever this is amusing.]

Lex Luthor: housed in the south quadrant of the Hall of Justice....

[Grodd then texts that which he and Scarecrow find so amusing to Sinestro's tablet.]

Lex Luthor: Rending those hapless heroes completely defenseless!

[Sinestro expresses disbelief and hilarity at the sight of what Grodd sent him, and shows his tablet to Catwoman, who is also highly amused.]

Lex Luthor: We're in the middle of a meeting! Do you fools wanna tell me what's so important?

Scarecrow: Well, if you insist...

[''Scarecrow sends what he found on his computer to the Hall of Doom's monitor. It is a video showing a teenage Lex Luthor standing on a stage with a microphone. He is wearing even more ridiculous clothing and has a full head of long, shaggy blond hair. He is standing in fround of a neon sign reading "Sexx Luthor".'']

Young Lex Luthor: Welcome, to the 1986 Smallville High School Talent Show! My name is Sexy Lexy, and we are Sexx Luthor!

[An off-screen band cues up music: specifically, hair metal.]

Present Day Lex Luthor: Turn it off!

[Sexy Lexy begins singing]

Sexy Lexy:

Oh, baby, baby, with that ass so sweet!

''We're the brainy studs that you're dying to meet! ''

Sexx Luthor!

Sexx Luthor!

''Come on! Lana Lang! Lana Lang, with that sweet poontang!''

I wrote you a song, with my hands and my wang!

Sexx Luthor!

Sexx Luthor!

Lex Luthor: I said turn it off!

[''He grabs Scarecrow's computer and smashes it. Without missing a beat, Grodd's phone starts playing "Sexx Luthor".'']

Grodd: Just made it my ringtone!

