Transcription:Goldilocks and The 3 Bears: The Affair

[Segment Begins with Papa Smurf Standing infront of 4 smurfs with lays of flowers on his arm]

Papa Smurf: Oy gevalt! Happy Memorial day, my smurfs! This is the day on which we honor all the fallen smurfs of smurfs past. Myspace smurf. Payphone smurf. Ohhh, "Talk to the hand" smurf.

[Handy Smurf looks up while suspicious]

Papa Smurf: Michael Dukakis smurf

Handy Smurf: I'm sensing a trend here. All of these smurfs were kind of outdated.

Papa Smurf: Yes, it is a sad thing when a smurf outlives his usefulness. I mean, dies.

Handy Smurf: Well, did these smurfs die of natural causes?

[All smurfs look up shocked, cuts to papa smurf]

Papa Smurf: Well, let me think.

[cuts to flashback of myspace smurf]

Myspace Smurf: Doesn't look busy enough

[gunshot sound can be heard and Myspace Smurf is struck and killed]

[Payphone Smurf is seen on the phone when getting shot with "talk to the hand" smurf is right next to it]

"talk to the hand" smurf: Ew! Talk to the han--- [gets shot and goes down]

[cuts back to papa smurf]

Papa Smurf: Yep natural causes.

Handy Smurf: You sure about that?

[Papa smurf stares at him in a cold, killing way as he is shown walking with a brief case at night]

Papa Smurf: Handy smurf tonight. He knows too much.

[cuts to Azrael, Gargamels Cat, standing with a gun]

Azrael: Mrrow.

[segment ends]