Transcription:A Titanic Joke

(Cut to scene with a vintage 1900s car)

British Gentleman: (Walks into scene) If I'm going down with the Titanic, I think I'm going to die in my motorcar (opens door and gets in to car)--like a gentleman of wealth and disting--(sits in the back seat and hears a loud squishing noise) I JUST SAT IN JIZZ!!