Transcription:Jar Jar Returns


 * Darth Vader: Inform the Emperor that the Jedi Temple has been sealed.


 * Private Perkins: Yes, my Lord. [walks away]


 * Jar-Jar Binks: Ani?! Ani! Little Ani!


 * Darth Vader: Jar-Jar, I am no longer Anakin Skywalker...


 * Jar-Jar Binks: [touches Vader's cape] These are some nice-ah duds, ah-poopah!


 * Darth Vader: Look, Jar-Jar, it is very important... [Jar-Jar taps on Vader's helmet; groans, then scares Jar-Jar back a step] that you never speak to me again.


 * Jar-Jar Binks: What'sa happen to you? Yousa burn your face... [takes off Vader's helmet and looks at him for a brief moment before Vader quickly puts his helmet back on] AAAHHH! Ani-bo-bani!! [shakes Vader by the shoulders] What'sa happen to you?!


 * Darth Vader: [grabs Jar-Jar by the ears and pulls him towards a door as Jar-Jar screams] Jar-Jar. Homey. My main man. Quickly, before the Separatists attack, get into the escape pod! [tosses Jar-Jar into an airlock chamber]


 * Jar-Jar Binks: Hey, if this is escape, then where the pod? [Vader shuts and locks the door] Yousa forgot the pod!! [Vader presses a button which ejects Jar-Jar out into space] WHOOO!


 * [a completely motionless toy of Jar-Jar Binks floats out into space with no sounds whatsoever]


 * [afterwards]


 * Darth Vader: [in bed; sighs, then chuckles maniacally]


 * [Jar-Jar Binks appears before Vader's bed as a Force ghost]


 * Jar-Jar Binks: Ani! Look! Yousa not gonna believe it! Meesa all sparkly glowy! [Vader covers his own head with a pillow while Jar-Jar bounces around Vader's bed ecstatically] Now, weesa gonna have all the time to spend together! I love you, Ani! Yaaaahh! Ah-haahhh! Ani, yeeeeah!