Transcription:Dino Riders

(Dino Riders theme song begins)

Singer: (Singing) Dino Riders! /

[Unintelligible] and warriors! /

They train dinosaurs, and make them all like weapons /

What's cooler than THAAAAT?! /

Dino Riders, blasts from the T-Rex head /

And it's so damn RAAAAD!! /

The brontosaurus is a true transporter /

Dino to the mother[bleep]in' /

DINO RIDERS!! /

Oh my God, that looks like a work camp! /

I think the Dino Riders are using forced slavery to make their STUUUFF!!! /

Dear Lord in heaven, these Dino Riders are painfully tasing a man! /

And it's definitely a work camp! /

WHAT THE [bleep]?!?! /

The Dino Riders just fed the T-Rex a CHILD?!?!?!

(Theme song abruptly stops)

Dino Rider 1: Hey, at least we don't have sex with the dinosaurs.

Dino Rider 2: Ha-ha, speak for yourself, bro!