Transcription:My Stalker

(A boy slides down a slide with his My Buddy doll)

Announcer: New! From the makers of "My Buddy", America's favorite best friend...

(Cut to scene where the boy was playing with his toy train on his bed, he then peels back the curtains of his window to find a "My Stalker" toy standing outside in a thunderstorm, staring at him)

Singer: My stalker / My Stalker / His obsession still remains / Even though he's court-restrained. / My stalker and meeeeeee!!

(Cut to nighttime scene where a couple was making out in their car. The male looks out the fogged car window to find a "My Ex-Gielfriend" doll, angrily staring at him while in her toy car.)

Singer: My Ex-Girlfriend / My Ex-Girlfriend / Even though I said "we're through" / She sticks to me like glue. / My Ex-Girlfriend and meeeeeee!! (My Ex-Girlfriend doll drives in reverse out of the scene)

(Cut to house where a boy-like doll stands outside with an unnamed husband)

Husband: Look, I don't want to go to a hockey game with you, okay? I'm married now! I have a life!!

Margaret: (Opens door holding baby) Honey, is everything alright?

Husband: Margaret, go back inside!!

Singer: My Friend I Once Experimented With At Summer Camp / My Friend I Once Experimented With At Summer Camp / Though you think of me night and day / I'm not the one who made you gay. / My Friend I Once Experimented With At Summer Camp and meeeeee!!

(The "Friend" doll holds a gun to his own head and pulls the trigger.)