Transcription:Silver Bullet


 * [Man shoots a werewolf with a handgun to no effect]


 * Werewolf: Only a silver bullet can kill me.


 * [Man pulls out a minigun and shoots the werewolf to a bloody pulp. He mops it into a bucket, pours gasoline on it, and sets it on fire. When he gets home, he chops the resulting ashes into lines and snorts it like cocaine, after which he violently craps it into a toilet. The crap is processed in a sewage treatment plant. Cut to three kids playing an RPG in a basement]


 * Kid in wizard hat: The book says he's still not dead. It has to be a silver bullet.


 * Kid in knight helmet: That's a bunch of crap!