Transcription:Tested on Dagobah

( In Dago-bah Yoda in seen sitting while Luke Sky-walker is standing )

Luke: Whats in the cave?

Yoda: Only what you take with you ( Luke then grabs his belt ) your weapons you will not need them ( he puts it on anyway and walks into a cave ) stutter did i? hmm ( sighs ) no use there is do what Luke will do-Luke will do ( he then hears screaming and light-sabers fighting in the cave ) oh s#%t ( he then runs up to Luke and a decapitated Darth Vader ) oh no no killed him you did?!

Luke: I uh though it was Darth Vader.

Yoda; Just some dude it was! the reason i said "No Weapons" this is!!

Luke: in my defense you phrase that more as a suggestion.

Yoda: Think you would straight cut his head off i did not!

Luke: ( looking at the body ) He kinda looks like me

Yoda: YES KIND OF LOOK LIKE HE DID!!! jump out and scare you he would and reveal his face to you he would and BLOWN YOUR MIND WOULD BE!!!

Luke: What was the point?

Yoda To make you think!

Luke: Oh like i was fighting myself or something like what-

Yoda: TO MAKE YOU THINK!!!!

( cut to static )