Transcription:Mikey Meets His End

(Four kids stand in a corn field.)

Kid with a Hat: Dude, I heard that some kid ate some Pop Rocks and drank some soda and his stomach exploded and he died, dude.

Kid with Suspenders: (Laughs) No way, that never happened.

Kid with Overalls: I dare you to do it.

Kid with Suspenders: No way! Let's make Mikey do it; he'll try anything.

(The kid with a hat on hands Mikey soda and a pack of Pop Rocks.)

Kid with Overalls: I'll bet you a dollar he doesn't.

(Mikey eats the Pop Rocks and drinks the soda, then burps)

Kid with Suspenders: Lame! I knew nothing would happen.

(Mikey starts to feel pains in his stomach)

Kid with a Hat: He's going to explode!

(Mikey burps, then let's gas out of his behind)

Mikey: Guys, uh, guys! Guys!

(The gas continues to emit, causing Mikey to run off, and past a train.)

Kid in Train: Mommy, mommy! That boy out there is running faster than the train.

Kid's Mother: (sternly) What did I tell you about being stupid? You don't get a birthday this year.

(Mikey continues to run into town, gas still emitting from him. He stops near a man and a child, jumps, then lands on his side; the gas causes his body to spin in a circle.)

Guy with Baseball: We've got to cap that fire!

(The man runs to Mikey and plugs his opening with a baseball, causing the emission to stop.)

Mikey: Whew, thanks mister.

(The gas inside his body continues to stir, though. The next opening the gas escapes from is Mikey's head. His head severs from his head and the gas escapes. Mikey's head lands next to the three original boys.)

Kid with a Hat: Oh my God!

Kid with Suspenders: Mikey!

(The kid with overalls stares at Mikey's head for a while, then takes money from his overalls and hands it to the kid with a hat.)