Transcription:A PR Nightmare

Man: Oh don't, please! No butt stuff! No butt stuff! Alien #1: Why do all these humans think we shove metal rods up their butts? Jerry: Oh, I wish I didn't, but I know the answer to that. * Flashback* Alien #2: You know, the fact that the scanning process is non-invasive makes me proud to come to work every day. Alien #3: Jerry! What the fuck are you doing? Jerry: I don't know. I-I... I got curious. Alien #2: This is gonna be a PR nightmare, you know that? Alien #3: Wait, it's actually quite fun. En garde! Jerry: Heeya! Alien #3: Hwa! Jerry: Heeya! Alien #3: Ha! Jerry: Heeya! Alien #3: Ho! * Flashback ends* Alien #1: Well, that's terrible. Jerry: I know! * beat* Alien #1: Wait, in that story, which alien were you? Jerry: What are you, a cop?