Transcription:Palpatine's Haircut

{Palpatine walks into an imperial barbershop}

Palpatine: Hey, you're gonna be mad Alfonso. I haven't had time to get a cut and my hair is WHAAA!!!

Alfonso: Don't worry, we will have you looking perfect sir! {Alfonso pulls back Palpatine's hood and his hair is Einstein style} Oh ho ho, uh oh, look at you! You look crazy!

Palpatine: I know, I look crazy.

Alfonso: Well let's get started. {He starts styling Palpatine's hair} And how is the Empire coming along? Last time you were very excited about your Death Star.

Palpatine: Let's just say we're already building another one.

Alfonso: Uh oh!

Palpatine: Yeah, I've got Vader on it. Ugh! Just saying his name stresses my ass. {His cellphone rings and it's Vader}

Alfonso: Uh oh!

Palpatine: Yeah?

Alfonso: Turn your head for me, please.

Palpatine: You lost them!?!?!? Argh! I can't hold your hand anymore Vader. A hand I gave you I might add!!! No, no Shut Up! I gotta put you on hold! I just want to throw myself in a hot bath and cry!

Alfonso: Oh, no. You're looking for some guys, hey, what about a bounty hunter?

Palpatine: A what, now?

Alfonso: You know, a guy who looks for a guy for money! My sister's dating one.

Palpatine: Alfonso, you're a lifesaver! What's your midichlorian count? Seriously, what do we need to do?

Alfonso: Well, put an ad in the paper "Bounty Hunters from Everywhere Looking, Looking, Looking" and then we got this guy!

Palpatine: I like it! And I like where this is going! {His hair}

Alfonso: Well, you've got the face for it.