Transcription:Can We Handle The Truth?

(the skit starts with three teenage boys leaving a sandwich restaurant)

Friend 1: Your not really an hatus are you Todd?

Todd: Look I just don't believe in the whole heaven hell hole (a bus comes by and runs over Todd, killing him)

Friend 1: Wow what an unfortunate... ah?

Friend 2: Plot device?

Friend 1: Yeah, plot device.

(Todd appears in heaven)

Todd: Holly shit! heaven does exist! (he walks in through the gates) Holy shit! It's beautiful! (alarm sounds, everyone stops playing their harps and run around screaming) W-What's going on? (an angel prances on him, it cuts to three angles running an airplane swoops in and kills the three of them)

Angel: Damn UFAE (inside the plane)

Pilot: (eating a hamburger, laughs, and coughs)

Todd's Grandma: Todd!

Todd: Holy shit! Grandma! It's so good to see you! And Uncle Steve? Holy shit! Who let you in here!

Uncle Steve: Yeah! turns out we were doing stuff that where at least to themselves. he lucky me! (Todd is walking)

Clown (from I'm Gonna Getcha! and Clown Car Crash): I was a serial killer! that repentided in prison and to heaven!

Guy: I killed hundreds in the name of your lords!

Adolf Hitler: I'm just as surprised as you are!

Todd: Um, H-hey! You work here?

Angel: Since Day 1, what can I do for you?

Todd: What's with the high popersee around here? Why is Uncle Steve here? And the serial killer gets in cause he repents?

Angel: Look if your gonna bitch so much I can return you to earth at any time!

Todd: Really?

Angel: Sure, just look over there (kicks Todd)

Todd: (screaming)

Angel: (laughing) Doucbag! (back on earth)

Friend 1: So there was this truck and it came out of nowhere and hit our friend! (Todd falls back in his body)

Todd: Holy shit! It's a miracle! hey guys i'm back! And I have so much to- (the police officer shoots Todd and he dies again)

Friend 2: Wow, that was ah?

Cop: Ironic?

Friend 2: Yeah ironic!

(sketch ends)