Transcription:Spider Sense

(Peter Parker is about to eat is cereal, then his spider sense tingles)

Peter Parker: My spider sense is tingling, but why, is it the green goblin? The lizard? Aunt May having another stroke? (nothing bad happens) nothing!! Okay.

(peter eats his cereal and spits it out)

Peter: The milk went bad! Umm... thanks spider sense?

(Peter walks by then his spider sense tingles)

Peter: Uh oh! spider sense tingling

(Scene shows three children walking by near a construction site)

Peter: oh no! those kids!

(Peter step in a puddle and his spider sense fades)

Peter: you tingled me over a puddle?!

(peter walks off stepping in puddles and his spider sense tingling at the same time, scene cuts to him and Mary jane about to have sex)

Mary Jane: Face it tiger (takes shirt off) your gonna get laid

Peter: Yes! after tonight, the Vulture can't call me a virgin ever again!

(spider sense tingles)

Peter: No no, shoo shoo come on let another part of me tingle for once (he gets a boner) uh oh

(spider sense fades, Peter starts crying, scene cuts to him as spiderman swinging through the sky, his spider sense tingles)

Peter: Be more specific, of course i'm in danger i'm 100's of feet abouve Manha-

(Peter hits a building, scene cuts to a hospital, the doctor is feeling his ankle, spider sense tingles)

Peter: Whatever

Doctor: Well mr parker it looks like you broke your ankle, (spider sense fades) also x rays show a tumor at the base of your skull that is for lack of a better word tingle

Peter: Remove it! Remove it now!

(spider sense tingles rapidly, peter is shown dead)

Doctor: Time of death 3:47 PM