Transcription:Snake Mountain

( Inside snake-mountain skeletor is watching t )

Announcer: In other news a typographical map of eternia has finally been completed Snake-mountain is the tallest peek in eternia.

Skeletor: It better not be ( out side alot of people are seen leaving trash behind bringing their dogs etc ) ah come on man their cliff bar rappers every were now!!

Evil-lyn; Littering is evil skeletor were evil whats the problem?

Skeletor: ( sighs ) i don't want to have this debate with you again evil-lyn: you're talking Barbour cartoon evil not real world evil his is senselessly a heightened narcissism!

Evil-lyn: Put it in you're disitation professor.

Skeletor; ( seeing dog poop ) THEIR ARE LAWS!!!

Hiker#1: ( to his friend ) Bro we are gonna summit this thing dude.

Skeletor: Hope ya f%#king die dude! ( realizes he stepped in the poo ) mother f%#&er ( he is then seen with beast-man carrying TNT ) when we blow up the peek of Snake-Mountain it will cease the highest pint in eternia!

Beast-Man: That seems like cutting off your nose despite your face.

Skeletor: Well iv'e done that to and i think the results speak for themselves

( he then hears music and its revealed to be stratos who starts singing )

Stratos: He was born in the land of avian with feathers on his arms and a sweet ass metal-y beard right from here one his mother called him stratos his dad called him collect after never coming home from a beer-run each cloud is a confidant

( skeletor then comes and beats the living crap out of him with his guitar )

Skeletor: GET OFF MY MOUNTAIN!!! ( later he and beast-man are laying the TNT near the peek ) ( laughs evilly ) light the fuse ( beast man lights it ) "once were in a safe distance away" is the rest of that sentence ( the TNT explodes and he and beast-man's arms are stuck ) MY ARM its stuck!!

Beast-Man: Me too oh its 127 HOURS man were Franco'd were Franco'd

Skeletor: Were not cutting off our arms jack-ass someone will find us

Beast-man: yeah but if we wait to long we wont have the strength to chew through the bone and ten-dent

Skeletor: ( disgusted ) Yeah lets have a little less "Beast" and a little more "Man" ( the next morning he wakes up and finds that beast-man had chewed his arm off and left ) SON OF A BITCH-Wait hes a hero he sacrificed his arm so wouldn't have to ( begins crying ) That stratos douche was right the spirit of the mountain-wait i have tear-ducts ? well nothing to do but wait for beast man to bring help

( back at snake-mountain beast man ( now with only one arm) is watching TV with chips and soda )

Evil-lyn: wheres skeletor ( Beast man replies by farting ) sometimes you are too much "Beast"

Beast-Man: So I've heard

( cut to credits )