Transcription:Honda: We Help With Roadside Assistance and Murder Mysteries!


 * Helpful Honda Guy: Hi, I'm a helpful Honda guy. I see you had some trouble. Is there anything I can help you with?
 * Jock: I've always wanted to know the truth about the JonBenÃ©t Ramsey case.
 * Helpful Honda Guy: Uh, I can fix your car window?
 * Jock: You know who had a broken window? JonBenÃ©t Ramsey's house. I mean, who did it, the parents, the brother, a kidnapper? - I would totally like some help with that.
 * Helpful Honda Guy: Uh-- This case is full of inconsistencies the hastily scribbled ransom note, the time it took to find the body, the undigested pineapple in her stomach. It doesn't make any sense.
 * Old Lady: Are you going to change my flat?
 * Helpful Honda Guy: You know who else had a flat? The back of JonBenÃ©t's skull.
 * Old Lady: It was suicide! Fix my car!
 * Helpful Honda Guy: The body was found here. Oh, my God! This is it. I know who killed JonBenÃ©t Ram-- Aah!
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