Transcription:Kitten Sneeze

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(a kitten is seen in a living room)

MAN: Have you seen a kitten sneeze? It's very cute! Dont blink or you might miss it! Any second, now that kitten is going to-

(scp-096 from SCP: The Containment Breach appears, tears the kitten in half and starts screaming with a gruesome detail)

MAN: The Scary Movie For People With Heart Conditions was a LIE from the very start!

MAN: Enjoy calling 911 with your heart completely stopped you dumb ASSHOLES!

(scp-096 screams again)

SCP-096: CULL THE WHEAT FROM THE CHAFF!

(old lady is heard screaming)

SCP-096: CULL THE WHEAT FROM THE CHAFF!

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