Transcription:The Avengers Initiative

[Tony Stark walks into his home, only to find Nick Fury in it]

TONY STARK: Who the Hell are you?

NICK FURY: Nick Fury, director of S.H.I.E.L.D. I've come to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative.

TONY STARK: At my house? In the middle of the night? And who the Hell are you? [camera pans to a burgaler holding what appears to be a TV]

NICK FURY: Run, stupid!

[he and the burgaler run away, knocking over Stark in the process]