Transcription:3 Fast 3 Furious

Michael: Better use the turbo boost. KITT: Michael, wait! I can only use my turbo boost once per episode! Michael: Well, I'm using it! [Michael pushes the turbo boost, and crashes into a bridge] Speed Racer: [not making any movement] It's important that I do not move because if I were to move that would add to the cost, so if I stay perfectly still that will be preferable to moving because animation costs money. Uh-huh

Robin: Gosh-golly-gee-willicker-zippity-jippity-doo, Batman! Those policemen are pretty rude! Batman: Robin, law-enforcement officers are the backbone of our society. [the cops from CHiPs moon Batman and Robin] Motherf***s!

Robin: I don't believe in cheating, Batman. I only believe in doing what's right. Batman: If you don't want a Bat Bitch Slap, you'll launch the Batnet and take down those cops. Robin: OOPS...! [accidently launches a grappling hook that hit Ponch's face] Ponch: AAAUUUGGGHHH!! Batman: RETRACT THE LINE! RETRACT THE LINE! Robin: NO, NO, DON'T RETRACT! DON'T RETRACT! Ponch: AAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!! Robin: AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH!! GET IT OFF ME AAAAAUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!! [Ponch's head lands on Robin's lap causing panic in the Batmobile eventualy making Batman crash]

Luigi: Mario, we're-a losing! Mario: It's-a time to use-a the Blue Tortoise Shell, no? Luigi: Do it, you magnificent stereotypical bastard! Wario: The Blue Tortoise Shell is Mario Kart racer's ultimate weapon! It magically finds the lead car in the race, and takes it out. Wha-ha-ha-ha!

Dominic: You're more man than me, Headless Ponch.