Transcription:Top Ten Things Eddie Buttskin Should Never Say

David Letterman is seen pulling out a Teddy Bear on Late Show with David Letterman.

David: Here are the Top 10 things Eddie Buttskin should never say! Number 10:

Eddie: If you die, can I have your room?

David: Number 9:

Eddie: Me so horny, me love you long time.

David: Number 8:

Eddie: There's blood when I wipe.

David: Number 7:

Eddie: I'm going to eat your face on TV, David Letterman.

David: (confused) Wait a minute. That sounds specific--

''Suddenly, Eddie Buttskin gets up and viciously mauls David Letterman by biting onto his face. David wrestles around, scream in horror and pain while trying to pull Eddie Buttskin off his face but to no avail. Eddie Buttskin is heard growling viciously as he continues to maul David as they both slump behind David's desk. Shortly after, a shocked Paul Shaffer and the band that plays off the Late Show are seen watching in horror, as the drummer plays a Rim Shot in order to play off the scene.''