Transcription:Put a M.A.S.K. on it

(The scene opens with wire framed mountains and a zoom down a lighted tunnel.)

Chorus: M.A.S.K.! No one knows what's underneath their masked charade. M.A.S.K.! What's underneath are dudes with regular faces. M.A.S.K.! Helicopters that turn into smaller helicopters. M.A.S.K.! Cars open their doors, which sort of make them aeroplanes. M.A.S.K.!

(Matt Trakker picks up one of the helmets, or "masks", as they call them.)

Matt Trakker: Whose mask is this? Why do we call these masks, by the way?

(The camera pans to several of the team members, and back to Matt.)

Matt Trakker: This is a helmet, not a mask.

(One of the members snickers in the background.)

Chorus: M.A.S.K.! Do they know "command" doesn't start with a "K"? M.A.S.K.! The things they turn into are worse than they were before! M.A.S.K.! Do they sell the gas to themselves? M.A.S.K.! The show appears to take place in Arizona or maybe rural Nevada. M.A.S.K.!