Transcription:Morgan Freeman Accident

(a silver car is seen going doown a country road)

Morgan Freeman: The night my car careened off that Mississippi highway...

(switch to a view of the inside of the car with Morgan Freeman driving and presumably Demaris Meyer, the woman he was with and who owned the car, in the passenger seat)

Morgan Freeman: ...and flipped into a ditch, (they smile at each other) is a night I'll never forget.

(switch to showing the car going around a curve too fast and starting to flip)

Morgan Freeman: To be fair, I don't remember much about the accident...

(inside the car, they are scared, glass is starting to break and fly around)

Morgan Freeman: ...itself, as I was banged up pretty bad.

(the car is shown flipping several times)

Morgan Freeman: There was much speculation as to what occurred on that unseasonably cold August night, but the most common thing I hear is "Morgan Freeman, you've been in more that 75 feature length films, why on God's green earth do you drive a 1997 Nissan Maxima?"

(inside the car, they are being tossed around as the car flips and glass and other debris is flying around)

Morgan Freeman: And for that question, like all questions, there's more than one answer.

(outside; the car is still flipping)

Morgan Freeman: You see, the '97 Maxima represented a significant improvement over the previous years model.

(inside the car; they are still being tossed around and more debris is flying around)

Morgan Freeman: And compared to my '89 Ford Probe, well, it wasn't even a fair contest.

(outside; the car is still flipping)

Morgan Freeman: In 2002, there was a factory recall on the alternator.

(inside; still being tossed around and getting hit by flying debris)

Morgan Freeman: But I brought it right in and they fixed it in a day or so. Even gave me a loaner, a brand new Altima.

(outside; the car is still flipping)

Morgan Freeman: Nice car, but it's certainly no Maxima.

(the car hits a tree, bounces off and comes to a halt, upside downand starts to smoke, then catches fire)

Morgan Freeman: Oh, oh, and that right there, that's the flip that should have killed me. But thanks to Nissans five star crash rating, along with dual airbags, crumple zones, seatbelt pre-tensioners, and side door beams,...

(inside the car, they are hanging upside down with their arms hanging limp, still terrified)

Morgan Freeman: ...well, I'm alive today. I suppose the other noteworthy aspect of this story is... I've been f(bleep)ng my own step-granddaughter.

(Morgan and Demaris smile at each other, happy to be alive)

(cut to static)