Transcription:Bulls Don't Cry

(A title card reads: Back to the Barnyard in... "Bulls Don't Cry". Otis and Abby were walking until they were encountered by Bessie, Pig, Pip, and Freddy. Freddy has a rake while Bessie and Pig have pitchforks.)

Bessie: I have finally figured out what's wrong with you, Otis: Male cows don't have udders.

Otis: Uh, right! And neither do I! (Covers his udders)

(The others give him a look, finding his claim untrue.)

Otis: I was born a hermaphrodite? I uhhhh...Ah, sweet cud, I'm a girl. You got me.

(There was an uproar from the animals.)

Abby: Oh my God, was that a strap-on or...Oooh! Was that your hoof?!

Otis: Would you want me to hate me for pretending to be something I'm not? Fine! Then, Abby, cows don't have blond hair! (Takes Abby's wig off)

(The other farm animals gasp)

Otis: And Bessie, cows can't walk on two legs! Our knees should explode under this much weight!

(Bessie, Otis, and Abby's legs break, causing them to cry out in pain.)

Otis: Bessie looks pretty good now huh, you judgmental bitches?!