Transcription:Great Moments in Dumb Kid History

( The title GREAT MOMENTS IN DUMB KID HISTORY is seen on the screen )

Announcer: Great moments in dumb kid history

( A mom is seen driving her car with her son and daughter )

Mom; If you touch your sister one more time I AM DRIVING THIS CAR INTO A LAKE!!!

( after a short pause the son does it anyway and her mom literally drives the car into a lake )

( Cut to static )