Transcription:Eyes Made Out Of S***

Later...
 * Frosty: (2 kids have made a snowman, and a magic hat floats in the wind, and lands on the snowman's head, turning it into Frosty) HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BOYS N' GIRLS!
 * Kids: YAY! Frosty's back!
 * Frosty: Who wants to have a snowball fight? (Kids cheer until the wind blows the magic hat off of Frosty's head, converting the snowman back to normal)
 * Kid #1: Oh, no! We gotta catch it! (Kids go after the hat, and the hat blows over a truckful of manure, and lands on the top, making Frosty come to life as a poop figure)
 * Frosty: (Kids are disgusted at Frosty's appearance) Well, don't just stand there! PLAY! (Takes manure out of himself, and throws it at the kids)
 * Kid #1: Hey, stop throwing shit at us!
 * Kid #2: My new coat!
 * Frosty: (Hops out of truck) No, no, don't cry, kids! It's me, Frosty! Wipe those tears away! (Wipes off Kid #2's tears, getting manure all over her face, then the magic hat flies off of Manure Frosty, and his body plops all over the ground. The kids follow the hat as it blows straight into a burning oil keg)
 * Kid #1:...He's gone now! (Suddenly the keg shakes, and the hat brings back Frosty as a burning ash monster, and everyone screams in horror)
 * Hobo: What is that thing?
 * Frosty: Don't be scared! (Touches Hobo, setting him on fire)
 * Hobo: AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHH!
 * Cop: (Two cops arrive on the scene) Get behind us, kids! (Shoots at Frosty with pistols, but has no effect on Frosty) We need heavier firepower! (Takes out machine gun, and rapidly shoots at Frosty)
 * Frosty: I JUST WANTED TO PLAY! (Magic hat flies off Frosty's head, and the burning ash body falls apart. The magic hat lands on top of the Cop's head, and Frosty takes control of his body as he continues firing the machine gun, but he loses aim, and accidentally shoots the other cop and the two kids, and they fall down dead) Oh, I'm screwed! I'm totally screwed!
 * Frosty: (Sighs, still in cop's body, and puts his hat onto the snowman, giving Frosty his snowman body, and the cop regains control of his body, Frosty speaks to the cop) I'm sorry! I didn't want it to turn out like this! (Runs off crying after cuffing cop to a bench)
 * Cop: HEY! Get back here, you-- (Finds out he is cuffed to the bench, and finds a piece of paper taped to his back that says "I shot these kids", then finds the kids' and the cop's dead body right next to him)