Transcription:Fruity Fables

Teacher: Condoms reduce the risk of pregnancy and STDs, but only when used properly.

Fruity Fables, Fruity Fables

Arthur: Barry! Just where the H-E-C-letter-that-comes-after-J have you been?

Barry: Oh, just out.Oooops!

Arthur: We talked about this, Barry! Your sex education job violates everything we believed in!

Barry: You don't understand! God came to me in a dream.

God: 'Barry! You must continue teaching sex educations!'

Barry: But God, Arthur says sex ed is evil!

God: 'Arthur can eat my ass! What is the most evil thing in the world?'

Barry: Abortions?

God: What leads to abortions?

Barry: Pregnancy?

God: What prevents pregnancy?

Barry: Holy crap! Condoms prevent pregnancy!

Arthur: Damnit, Barry! Opposing sex ed is way more important than abortions!

Barry: What!?

Arthur: I don't care if there's a billion abortions! I just can't stand the thought of teenagers doing it! Those... tot, firm bodies, exploring one another with the kind of excitement that I'll never experience again in my life! And even if I try to recapture my youth with a willing-- mind you-- willing teenage participant, I go to prison!? You know what they do in prison, Barry? There's a thing called solid totting! I'm not going to prison, Barry! I'M NOT GOING TO PRISON!! ATTICA!! ATTICA!!!

Barry: ARTHUR!!!

Boy: Let's go have sex, baby.

Girl: Okay. [Arthur hits the boy as he falls] Oh, no! I'm sorry, Jesus!

Fruity Fables, Fruity Fables