Transcription:Kill Bunny

(Cut to a trailer rating screeen rated "R" for Righteous. Then, cut to a plane landing in Nazareth as misic that sounds similar to the music from the trailer for Kill Bill plays. Then, cut to Jesus on the cross as the Easter Bunny watches in the crowd. Then, the title card appears (Kill Bunny). Then, cut to Jesus riding a motorcycle in the jumpsuit worn by The Bride in Kill Bill. Then, cut to Jesus ordering a drink at a bar.Then, cut to a black and white shot of the Easter Bunny smoking a cigar. Then, cut to Jesus slamming a man's head in a door.)

JESUS: Where's the bunny?

(Then cut to Jesus swordfighting, then cut to Jesus sitting in a car)

JESUS: Wiggle your big toe. Great. I am Jesus, you know.

(Then cut to a man with a crown on a throne pulling out a samurai sword, then Santa ordering his ninjas to fight Jesus, then Jesus fighting the ninjas.)

NINJA: Hyah!

NINJAS: Oy!

(Then, cut to Jesus and the Easter Bunny sitting down together)

JESUS: Five-fingered palm of death!

(Jesus attempts the move, and the Bunny lays a giant pile of eggs.)

JESUS: Let me try that again.

(Cut to Jesus swordfighting with Santa, then a trailer. Elle Driver from Kill Bill walkis in and swordfights with Jesus.Jesus pokes her in the eye and heals her.)

ELLE DRIVER: Thanks.

JESUS: It's what I do.

(Cut to Jesus training with George Burns (God), then swordfighting. The title card comes up. Cut to the Easter Bunny and Jesus.)

EASTER BUNNY: You didn't think it would be that easy, did you?

JESUS: For a second there, yeah, I kind of did.

(Cut to Jesus swordfighting again, then "Coming Soon", then static.)