Transcription:Celebrity Double Dare

Host: Thanks for tuning in, and welcome to a special celebrity edition of "Double Dare". Let's say hello to the red team: Daredevil...

Daredevil: I just heard something fart in the audience.

Host: And, Stevie Wonder.

Stevie Wonder: I'm feeling very superstitious, baby.

Daredevil: (sniffs) And, now I smell it.

Host: And, let's welcome the blue team: Marlee Matlin, and Helen Keller. Are ya ladies ready to play?

(a few seconds of silence)

Marlee Matlin: When are we starting?

Host: Great. First question: What animal makes this noise?

(a cow moos)

Daredevil: A cow.

(ding)

Host: Correct! 500 points.

Marlee Matlin: Is someone going to signal me when we are starting?

Host: Next question: Identify this object.

(a TV monitor with a picture of a basketball appears, and Daredevil walks over to identify it)

Daredevil: The object is a TV monitor.

(buzzer)

Marlee Matlin: Hey, look. A basketball.

(ding)

Host: Correct! Next question: What is the noise that this animal makes?

(the TV monitor from the previous question appears, with a picture of a cat's face)

Stevie Wonder: I'll take Geography for $400 please, Alex.

(buzzer)

Marlee Matlin: Helen wants to say that: "She is incredibly confused where she is." And, seriously if anyone can let me know when we're starting, that would be great.

(buzzer)

Host: As neither team could answer, Helen Keller will now have to do the Physical Challenge! (cuts to Helen Keller on a tricycle) Helen will have to jump through these...(three flaming hoops appear)...three flaming hoops on this tricycle. And...GO! (Helen starts pedaling, with a drumroll. She fails, and falls into the pile of slime) Oooooh. And, straight into the pile of slime. That's unfortunate.

Helen Keller: (cries)

Host: Red team WINS! CONGRATULATIONS! (touches Stevie Wonder)

Stevie Wonder: (screams) HEY! Who was that?! Who was that?! (punches Daredevil)

(cuts to static)