Transcription:The Girl on the Train

(The sketch opens with the tittle The Girl on the Train, the scene then cuts to a boyfriend and his girlfriend making out)


 * '''Boyfriend: Sorry babe. Damn that is holy peep!


 * '''Girlfriend: The way that our neighbors ex-husband wife's spies on us everyday? (Cut to a women drink a jug of water)


 * '''Boyfriend: NO THAT DAMN THING!!! (cut to Thomas the Tank Engine)


 * Thomas: Don't mind me. (blabbers his tongue, and laughs)

(cut to static)