Transcription:The Home Life of the Maytag Repairman

Opens to a scene with a Maytag Repairman sitting at home while his wife vaccums. She then stops to talk to him

Maytag Repairman's Wife: Ugh. Are you heading into the office?

Maytag Repairman: Do I look like I'm heading into the office?

Maytag Repairman's Wife: Well what if you get a repair call?

Repairman sarcasticly stands up and starts clapping.

Maytag Repairman: Oh you're hilarious! Let's hear it for Jokey Mc Shut the [mailto:f@#k f@#k] up!

Maytag Repairman's Wife: Go [mailto:f@#k f@#k] yourself! If you're unhappy, then just quit!

Maytag Repairman: Great idea, retard! And who's gonna pay the mortgage and the stuff of a [mailto:s@#t s@#t] shack you call a home?

Wife walks up to his face.

Maytag Repairman's Wife: You know those [mailto:f@#ken f@#ken] whashers never break down and you were the one who said you would use that time for your writing and i haven't seen page one, Earnest [mailto:Hemings@#t Hemings@#t]head!

Guy then slaps his wife.