Transcription:Good Cop Bad Lamp

(The scene begins in an interrogation room. The Pixar Lamp (Whose real name is Luxo Jr.) is on the desk held by a police officer, interrogating a criminal on the other side of the table)

Police Officer: Talk! TALK DAMN YOU!!

Criminal: I ain't saying nothing! Get my lawyer!!

(The Pixar Lamp is released by the cop. He hops across the table and stops in the front of the criminal)

(He bends over, and wiggles preparing to jump on the Criminal, just like how he playfully bounce)

(He jumps directly on the criminal's head!)

Criminal: (WHACK!) Ow! (WHACK!) AAH! (WHACK!) OW! (WHACK!) OW! (WHACK!)

(The Pixar Lamp continues jumping on the criminal until he falls out of his chair!)

Criminal: ALRIGHT!! ALRIGHT!!! The body's buried near the river west of town!!!

Police Officer: Good job, Officer Pixar Lamp!

(The Pixar Lamp looks at the camera)

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