Transcription:My Wife Died

(we cut to two clowns who entertains kids at a boy named Timmy's birthday party)

Clown #1 (honks with horn): Hey Sad Clown, why are you so sad!?

Clown #2: My Wife Died!

(Clown #1 walks to Clown #2 and holds his hand near his mouth)

Clown #1: Uh, that wasn't in the script?

Clown #2: I know! (starts sobbing loudly, the other clown backs away)