Transcription:2 Broke Girls Disaster


 * Caroline: Max, what are you doing? It looks like you have brain freeze.
 * Max: I'm doing Kegals.
 * Caroline: Mmm. It's that like a mix between a crosisant and a begal?
 * Max: Uh-oh. I think I just broke my vagina.
 * Man: We interrupt this program with breaking news. A powerful 9. 2 earthquake has struck off the coast of Europe. Now back to "2 Broke Girls," already in progress.
 * Caroline: You're not going to bandage her labia? Where'd you even go to school? -
 * Doctor:No, no, no, it will heal if she'll just leave it alone for a few days.
 * Max: [Scoffs] That's like asking a fish not to swim.
 * Man: An update on the European quake. A wall of water 90 feet high is expected to reach land within the hour. Now, "2 Broke Girls."
 * Max: Oh, your soup's cold, lady? Well, guess what? I just broke my [Cat meows]
 * Caroline: Oh, my gosh. Whose cat is that?
 * Man: Ladies and gentlemen, Europe is now under water. Millions of lives are presumed lost. Please, pray for everyone affected by this tragedy. And now back to "2 Broke Girls."
 * Max: Penis!