Transcription:Her-assic Park

(two raptors are seen in the jungle)

female#1:i cant believe the jurassic park scientists made us all females i'm gonna dye all alone

female#2: crying wont help there's no way to change it

female#1:wrong tonight:life finds a way

( the raptors are seen behind two cars heading towards a building they hide then snap two workers neck they then act as statues then they go into the lab and mix some chemicals then leave laughing some day after day a male raptor emerges from a car and walks to the two females)

female#1: hes here finally im gonna get married have babies and live happily ever after

male raptor:you got great legs babe what time do they open ( laughs )

female#1;(gasps) ass hole

( sketch ends )