Transcription:Pikachu Secret

Pikachu: [flying into battle] Pikachu! Jigglypuff: [flying into battle] Jigglypuff! ''[Pikachu zaps Jigglypuff with a Thunderbolt. Ash Ketchum and Misty watch the battle.]'' Pikachu: [jumping up and down] Chu chu chu! Pika pika! Ash Ketchum: [holds up a Poké Ball] Back in your Poké Ball, Pikachu! [Pikachu claps cheerfully as he goes back inside his Poké Ball.] Misty: I wonder what it's like inside those Poké Balls. Ash Ketchum: I wonder when you'll shut up and make my dinner! [Inside the Poké Ball, the interior is a night club-like setting, as Pikachu drinks and dances with other Pikachu's. Back outside, Gary Oak shows up.] Gary Oak: Are you ready to battle, Ass? Ash Ketchum: [growls] My name is Ash! [throws Poké Ball] Pikachu, I choose you! ''[Back inside the Poké Ball, Pikachu is humping another Pikachu doggy-style, until he hears Ash's voice saying "I choose you!" echoing throughout the interior. Pikachu snaps out of it, slaps himself, and takes a few drinks.]'' Pikachu: Pika pika! [comes out of his Poké Ball to find out that he's facing a Charizard, which roars like an elephant.] Ash Ketchum: Go get 'im, Pikachu! Pikachu: Pikachu! (Subtitle: Douche!)