Transcription:Senor Clean

'''[Dad stands in the kitchen while the kids run into the house laughing. Cut to dirty kitchen floor, then cut back to Dad]'''

Dad: [Laughs and looks at the audience] You gotta love being a stay-at-home dad. But some days are tougher than others.

Announcer: [Dad looks around] ]Don't worry, Dad! Senor Clean is on the job!

[Senor Clean makes his entrance by breaking the door open and entering the house]

'''SENOR CLEAN! SENOR CLEAN!'''

Senor Clean: Need a little help? [Changes into a tornado and cleans the kitchen while Dad and the kids watch]

[Senor Clean finishes cleaning the kitchen, and the kitchen glows with cleanliness]

Kids: Thanks, Senor Clean!

Senor Clean: Oh no. I am not finished yet... [Grabs Dad's butt]

Dad: Uh... what?

Senor Clean: Go see a movie, kids.

Kids: YAY!!! [Run out of the house]

Dad: M-my wife will be home soon.

Senor Clean: [Picks up Dad] Not with her brake lines cut, she won't. [Shows rape face]

[Cuts to Senor Clean bottle, which sparkles]

SENOR CLEAN GETS IT DONE!

[Cuts to Senor Clean]

Senor Clean: [With rape face] Sometimes with my penis! [Runs with Dad in his arms]

[Cue static]