Transcription:Nerd Rider

(The skit starts with the Nerd in his house watching an episode of Knight Rider on his tv.)

KITT: Approaching bank robbers in their getaway tank Michael. I recommend jumping over it.

The Nerd: I love you KITT!

(Offscreen KITT drives up to the getaway tank a tyre is heard screeching and then people screaming.)

Michael Knight: You saved that Bus full of Nuns KITT! By jumping over it.

The Nerd: I LOVE YOU MICHAEL KNIGHT! (Turns off the TV) Man,I wish you were real KITT. Weid have some awesome adventures. (Yawns) Weid fight all my enemies, and murder them. So cool, So cool...

(Falls asleep then wakes up in his dream where he is in KITT driving through the desert.)

The Nerd: Wow i'm Knight Rider! I'm Knight... oh wait a minute. Oh you're that crappy KITT from that crappy Knight Rider remake from a few crappy years ago!

KITT: Greetings Michael. Let's go on an adventure.

The Nerd: No, no, no, no, no! Wake me up right now! (Starts smacking his feet across KITT's dashboard.)

KITT: Please stop.

(The Nerd stops for a second before punching KITT's dashboard.)

The Nerd: WAKE ME UP!

KITT: Please stop.

The Nerd: NO!

KITT: Michael...

The Nerd: LET ME OUT! NO, NO LET ME OUT!

KITT: Michael!

The Nerd: No you suck ass! All you did in the entire pilot episode was drive after van! It was boring!

KITT: Fine, hope you like ejector seats. Hmmm... I don't seem to have an ejector seat.

The Nerd; BORING!

(The scene cuts to The Nerd walking through the desert to a local diner then KITT rolls up.)