Transcription:Keebler Attacked

[Ernest opens the windows and sniffs the air]

Ernest: Aah, what a wonderful day to make cookies, cookies with the finest ingerdiants, the smoothest chocolate-

[Ernest stop his sentence and sniffs twice]

Ernest: Oh that I lived to see this day

[he gets out a horn and blows it, the elves stop working and get their weapons and their helmets]

Keebler soldier: [nervously] Are you are Ernest?

Ernest: Yes. Listen to the voice of the wind, you will know it to be true

Cookie monster: Cooookiiiiie!!

[The soldiers gasp]

Cookie monster: Cooookiiiiie!!

[The soldiers gasp again]

Cookie monster: COOKIE!!!

Ernest: Hold!!

[The soldiers hold their attack, the cookie monster eats several soldiers]

Ernest: Hold!!

[The soldiers still hold their attack, the cookie monster still eats several more soldiers]

Ernest: Hold!!

[Ernest runs off]

Ernest: I held them overtime

Keebler elf: Bu bu but you owe me overtime, which is no big deal

[The cookie monster chases them both

Cookie monster: Coooooookiiiiiiiiiie

Ernset and the elves run inside, cookie monster rams the door three times]

Cookie monster: Cookie! Cookie! Coookiiiie!!!

Keebler elf: I didn't sign up for this, I just wanted to make cookies!

Keebler elf: I'm making cookies in my pants right now! THERE SHAPED LIKE POO!!!!!!!!!!

[cookie monster crashes throught the door]

Cookie monster: COOKIE!!!!!

[he grabs one of the elves and smacks him on the floor, one of the elves fires arrows on his hand and then stabs a sword in it, the cookie monster screams, the elf then sticks a grappling hook in his upper jaw and pins him down]

Keebler elf: Now! give the monster what he wants!

Keebler elf: Diabeties?

Keebler elf: Good common and modern culture but no. Cookies!

[The elves feed the cookie monster cookies]

Keebler elf: Faster Buckets! Pack that fudge! Pack that fudge dammit!!

[Buckets laughs]

Keebler elf: Save your immaturity from when we're not about to be killed you idiot! [Laughs] Fudge

Cookie monster: Cookie monster, can stop, can stop eating cookies!

[Cookie monsters belly bursts open, the elves cheer, scene cuts to court room with cookie monsters mum crying]

Cookie monsters mum: They know he have cookie addiction, like they feed heroine to junkie!

Lawyer: It was a home invasion, they acted in self defense!

Judge brown: Order please order! The court fines in favour of keebler incoorperated! I guess thats the way the cookie crumbles.

Cookie monsters mum: me son is dead and you make pun?!! me kill you! me f*cking kill you!!

[she eats judge browns head and the cops shoot at her]