Transcription:Homonym

Girl: Well there are words that you can say. Like nouns, adjectives, and verbs. And there are things you just can't say. Like curses and racist remarks.

Girl: And people say it's not okay to ever confuse the two. Cause it makes them proud. But I think it's profound.

Girl: Cause...my teacher tells my folks I've got turrects. I say bitch and pussy, but I really mean two of my pets.

Girl: I could say ass cause it's something I saw. Some say it's a curse, I say yee-haw! I talk in a way that no one gets.

Girl: Cause there are words that sound the same. Like dam and pecker and gay. And then some words are spelled the same. Like knockers and cock and snatch.

Girl: So people really can't complain when I use them as I plead. Cause their homonyms. Yes their homonyms.

Girl: So, when I yell out fag and chink and dike. They mean different things so I'm clearly within my right.

Girl: I could just yell out homonym, but I'd preferr the Homo spin. I'm teaching the world bout Homo-nyms! Yeah!

Girl, Couples: I'm teaching the world bout Homo-nyms! Everybody! I'm teaching the world, let class begin!