Transcription:Metal Gear Solid Bathroom Break

[Farting] [Beeps] What's going on in there, Snake? This Soviet food's got me all corked up. So...bluaaaaaaaa starchy...GEEEAAAAAAAAAHHH! Keep it down, Snake. That bathroom is guarded. [Farting] [Pooping violently] Get out of there, Snake! [Beeping] Great move. Let's continue the mission. Ha! They don't call me "Solid Snake" for nothing. [Laughs] Flush. [Toilet flushing] [Alarm blaring]