Transcription:Gullah Gullah I Lied

Announcer: And now back to Gullah Gullah Island!

(we cut to Ron and Natalie's house)

Ron: This show is fun Binyah Binyah!

Binyah Binyah: Binyah! Binyah! Have fun too!

(knock on the door)

Ron: I'll get it.

(opens door; two policemen stand outside)

Cop 1: Hello sir. We're investigating a tip. A criminal might be in the area, he's robbed a bank and shot three policemen.

Ron: Oh no, but there's nobody here but me, my wife, our three children, and our man-sized pet polliwag.

Binyah Binyah: Binyah! Binyah!

Cop 1: Yeah no, no ,no that's a man in a frog suit.

Natalie: What? No, he's just a giant polliwag we rescued.

Cop 1: Where did you find him?

Vanessa: Ooh behind an amphibious costume shop.

Cop 1: I'm gonna need him out of that frog suit by the count of three(pulls out pistol) One...

Binyah Binyah: (raises both arms in the air) Binyah! Binyah!

Cop 1: Two...

Binyah Binyah: Binyah! Binyah!

Cop 1: Three!

Frogman: Aahh(strips off costume) No! Don't shoot!

Cop 1: Down on the ground Frogman!

Natalie: What's on his skin?

Frogman: Sores you dumbass! From wearing a polliwag costume for four months straight! (while being pulled out of the house) Binyah! Binyah! Binyah! Binyah!

(cop 1 clubs Frogman on the back of his head)