Transcription:Christmas 2065

In a futuristic city...

FEMALE NARRATOR: Christmas 2065 (Two Thousand Sixty-Five). Physical gifts are obsolete. The Distant Uncle Act now mandates the exclusive use of gift cards.

A family is gathered round a glass Christmas tree, wearing futuristic silver jumpsuits and VR goggles and waving their hands around a virutal desktop.

FEMALE NARRATOR: Funds are exchanged digitally, relegating Christmas to a window of 15 minutes between 8:45 and 9 o'clock.

At the end, a message reads...

'''FIGHT THE FUTURE. BUY REAL F#?%ING GIFTS THIS HOLIDAY SEASON.'''