Transcription:The Baloo Identity

This is the Transcript for The Baloo Identity.

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Mowgli, Baloo, and Bagheera from Disney's "The Jungle Book" are seen together in the Jungle resting against some trees.


 * Mowgli: Today was so fun Baloo! I love that song you sang about "the Bare Necessities"
 * Baloo: And you get that "Bare" not only means basic, but also that I'm a Bear. Right?
 * Bagheera: (unenthusiastically) Yes, we get the wordplay...
 * Mowgli: Goodnight Baloo!
 * Baloo: Goodnight Little Britches.

''Everyone then lays down to go to sleep. Baloo slowly goes to sleep. In his sleep though, Baloo is seen thrashing around violently and in pain. In his dreams, Baloo sees himself as he is in the series "Talespin" the scene then changes to him and Kit Cloudkicker flying in their plane. Some of Baloo's Tacos go flying out of the plane's windows.''


 * Kit: Watch out Baloo!
 * Baloo: Whoa, my Tacos!

In another scene, Baloo and Rebecca Cunningham are seen passing by one another in a hallway.


 * Baloo: Hi Rebecca.
 * Rebecca: Hi Baloo.

''While greeting each other, Baloo accidentally walks in a wall clumsily. Another scene change happens and Baloo is seen in his Mambo Outfits that he's usually seen wearing in the show's opening sequence. While dancing, Baloo is seen shaking his bra around showing off his cleavage. Eventually, Baloo wakes up in a panic while Mowgli and Bagheera check to see if he's okay.''


 * Mowgli: What's wrong Baloo?
 * Baloo: Oh, I'm having those dreams again. About a life where I flew a plane, and ate Tacos, and sometimes dressed in Drag, not only to solve crimes but mostly because I just enjoyed it.
 * Bagheera: Oh that's ridiculous. You've always been a bear in the Jungle!

Suddenly, Kaa the Snake drops down from the tree that Baloo is sleeping by and startles everyone.


 * Kaa: Who wantsssssss to be my dinner toni--?
 * Baloo: GET OFF ME!!

''In a panic, Baloo inadvertantly grabs Kaa by the throat and Kaa violently reacts by trying to snap at Baloo multiple times only to miss. Kaa then slithers around Baloo's waist to distract him and then lunges for him again, but Baloo cuts him off by punching him in the face a few times. Kaa lunges one more time, but Baloo catches him and then proceeds to break Kaa's jaw in a bloody display, killing Kaa. Mowgli looks terrified.''


 * Mowgli: How did you do that Baloo?
 * Baloo: I don't know!

''Everyone screams in terror when Baloo is suddenly seen wearing his Drag outfit again out of the blue. Bagheera then talks into a watch by himself in secrecy.''


 * Bagheera: He's catching on!

Confrence Room
In a confrence room, several agents are seen observing the actions that just happened, revealing that Baloo's life in the Jungle is all a lie.


 * Agent 1: Agent 754 is in danger of remembering his former life as a bushpilot and C.I.A. asset. Looks like our plan has fallen into a real "Talespin." Talespin referring to both a plane flying out of control and a crazy story.
 * Agent 2: Yeah we get the wordplay.

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