Transcription:Giving Tree

Jerry: I'm hungry, Giving Tree.

Giving Tree: Take one of my apples, Jerry.

Jerry: Thanks. It's hot too.

(The Giving Tree hovers over Jerry to make shade)

Jerry: Mmmm...A little to the right.

(Jerry is seen urinating on the Giving Tree with his finacee)

Jerry: I asked her to marry me and she said yes, Giving Tree. We are gonna need a house.

Giving Tree: Probably.

Jerry: So can I? Ya know...Maybe uh...

Giving Tree: Take my branches?

Jerry: Thanks!

(Jerry pulls out a chainsaw to cut off the Giving Tree's branches)

Giving Tree: Wait! That was a question! Not a statement!

(Jerry slices off the Giving Tree's left branch)

Ouh! That's my left branch! That hurts!

(Jerry is seen as a grown man)

Jerry: Giving Tree, my family has grown. I wanna add an addition to my house.

Giving Tree: Good for you.

Jerry: Come on! You're the giving tree!

Giving Tree: Yeah. I guess that's true.

Jerry: Great!

(Jerry pulls out an axe)

Giving Tree: Well, you should know I've been having termite problems.

Jerry: Oh, really?

Giving Tree: Yeah, but ya know my cousin across the field, is another giving tree.

Jerry: Oh, thanks! You're such a good giving tree!

(Jerry heads out for the other giving tree across the field)

Jerry: Hey. What's up? I hear you're another giving tree, so I just wanted to get...

(The Giving Tree's Cousin picks Jerry up by his branch)

Jerry: Hey! Ouh! Why're you takin' off my pants?! *scream*

(The Giving Tree's Cousin sticks his branch down Jerry's anis)

Giving Tree: Did I say Giving Tree? I meant Raping Tree! But I'm sure he'll give you something...Like a big thick stick-up your fatass! *laugh*