Skylanders Trap Team

[Title card: Skylanders Trap Team]

Tuff Luck: [karate noises]

Shroomboom: Wow! Tuff Luck is so sexy!

High Five: I hear Tuff Luck is a real rough (fuck)! Ha! High five!

Bushwhack: Shut up, High Five! If anyone's going to conquer that kitty, it's gonna be me, Bushwhack! AXE TO THE MAX!

Whisper Elf: [whispers indistinctly ]

Bushwhack: I can't hear you, Whisper Elf.

Whisper Elf: Be careful! Tuff Luck is a Trap Master!

Bushwhack: I'm a Trap Master too! We trap bad guys and put 'em in jail!

Whisper Elf: Oh dear...

[Bushwhack and Tuff Luck go behind the bushes]

High Five: Hehe... Bushwhack is gonna whack some bush, behind that bush! Whack!

Shroomboom: Ugh, shut up!!

Bushwhack: AAAAH!! IT'S A TRAP! IT'S A TRAP!

Tuff Luck: DEAL WITH IT!!

[Bushwhack runs off screaming. The other two find Tuff Luck is a she-male]

Shroomboom: It's a trap!

Wolfgang: [in song] ''Ha-woo! That girls on the Trap Team! Ha-woo! She's got a ream scheme! Yeah! Ha-woo! She'll fill you with her sex cream / Your butthole is her wet dream / Ha-woo!''