Transcription:The Best Spaceship Ever

Billy: The best space ship ever


 * would fly out in space.


 * It would have fins like a shark,


 * and a clown for a face.


 * It's wings have propellers,


 * it's sails catch the breeze.


 * It runs on marshmellows


 * And it's wheels are skis.


 * The pilot is brave,


 * he drinks like my dad.


 * He rarely takes showers,


 * and yells when he's mad.

Billy's Dad: Billy, what the hell's wrong with this damn thing? The steering wheels are frigging pretzels, damn it! Holy shit!

Billy: Then he plunges straight into the sun


 * and that bastard is never heard from again.

Billy's Dad: WHAT?! Billy! Billy, I'm breaking up. My god, it's a sauna in here. What smells like burnt marshmellows. Dear god. I'm sorry for everything I've ever (sizzling sound)

Billy: And that's the best space ship ever.