Transcription:Bloopers! Two


 * [Presidential Report Blooper starts]


 * Reporter 1: This just in: CNN calls the state of Florida for Al Gore! That means Gore has won the Presidential Election. Thank you, Jesus!


 * Reporter 2: Sure dodged that bullet.


 * [Blooper ends]


 * Bloopers Host: Oops.


 * [CSI Bloopers start with an operator getting surprised, not realizing that he cut himself]


 * Operator: [laughing] Oh, you guys! That was-- That was really fun-- [realizing] Oh, Jesus, I- I f***ing cut myself! It's really bad, it's deep! F***! Ow!


 * [another Blooper starts, this time with an already-covered victim and investigators on the scene]


 * Investigator: This bullet casing shouldn't be here if the shooting took place 10 meters west.


 * [the victim farts, and the investigators laugh]


 * Victim: Sorry, that was me. Sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry. [another fart] Sorry about that.