Transcription:Woo-Hoo!

Woo-hoo! TRL is awesome! I love Sway! TRL at Times Square and MTV is the best! Sway rules! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!

Welcome back to TRL! As I promised, I present to you...Usher!

Oh my gosh, I love Usher! Woo-hoo! Usher's awesome, he doesn't wear a shirt and he gets all the attention and tell Sway I'm goin' home! Woo-hoo!

Woo! All right, guys, I'll see you later! Woo! Woo-hoo! To Grand Central Station! Woo-hoo! People call it Grand Central Station but it's really Grand Central Terminal! That's awesome! Woo-hoo!

Woo-hoo! Keep the change! Foreign cabbies rock! The fare was $7 but I totally gave him $10 and that's awesome 'cause immigrants need money! Woo-hoo!

Metro North/Hudson River line rules! I save $5 with a monthly pass and somebody smells! Woo-hoo!

Woo-hoo! Mom, mashed potatoes are the greatest! There's some carrots and peas in there, too! Mom and Dad, our bodies are not enough awesome art and I finished my homework, it rocks! Woo-hoo!

Woo-hoo! I'm all tucked into bed and I've said my nightly prayers 'cause God is awesome! Woo-hoo! And now I'm gonna drift off to sleep...'cause I'm...dreaming...'cause later....Woo-hoo!.....gotta.....go to bed......Woo-hoo......hoo.........hoo.