Transcription:The Seventh Vowel

ANNOUNCER: Bruce Willis starred in The Fifth Element...

(As the title fades out, a number "5" appears briefly before fading out.)

ANNOUNCER: Then, he starred in The Sixth Sense...

(As the title fades out, a number "6" appears briefly before fading out.)

ANNOUNCER:'' Now, he's pushing the boundaries one step further. Bruce Willis in...''The Seventh Vowel!

BW: ''Everyone knows A, E, I, O, U, and sometimes Y. But there's another vowel out there... It's Uurhnt.''

(The teacher, played by Willis, asks a kid to stand up. He then kneels to his side.)

BW: Uurhnt.

KID: Yurt?

BW: Uurhnt!

KID: Yarnt?

BW: UUR-rhnt!

(There's an awkward silence. The camera flashes in this order: the teacher's face, the kid's face, the classroom, the teacher's fist, and then back to the original view.)

KID: *incomprehensible*

(Cut back to "The Seventh Vowel" title. As it fades, the teacher says...)

BW: Yippee-ki-yay, mother Uurhnt!

ANNOUNCER: Coming this summer to a theater near "Uurhnt!"