Transcription:I'm The Best

[[Scene starts with burglars at a bank heist. Alarms sound]

Bank Robber: Where's that new driver you hired?

''[Toad and his kart rush into the scene. The burglars hop in]''

Bank Robber: Who the hell are you?

Toad: I'm the best!

Bank Robber: Let's go.

Toad: There's four of you.

Bank Robber: Who cares! Now drive!

Toad: The deal was transportation for three men, whose combined weight does not exceed 250 kilo.

Bank Robber: Well this is a new deal, now drive.

Toad: One of you has to go!

Bank Robber: Are you nuts! They're almost here!

[A burglar shoots another burglar then takes his bag of money]

Toad: That's better (laughs) Here we go!

[Toad and the burglars begin to drive off with the police pursuing them]

Bank Robber: Aw, man! They're gaining on us.

Toad: I always come prepared.

[Toad presses the banana button, which sends bananas on the road]

Policeman: What are you kidding me?! Banana peels?!

[The bananas cover the windshield]

Policeman: Actually, they're surprisingly effective.

[The police car slides out of control, then another police car shows up]

[Toad presses the green shell button, three green shells pop out]

Policeman: Are those green turtles?

Policeman: Whatever they are, they're getting shot (pulls out a shotgun)

Policeman: No! Green turtles are endangered!

[The policeman grabs the gun and gets shot, Toad fires the green shells at the police car]

[Toad presses the golden mushroom button three times]

Toad: Yahoo! Yahoo! Yahoo!

[They are heading towards two police cars blocking their path]

Bank Robber: You're not going to try to smash through that, are you?

Toad: I already told you, I'm the best! Yahoo!

[Toad presses the star button on the steering wheel and knocks the police cars out of the way]

[While invincible, Toad presses the golden mushroom button four times and knocks all obstacles in their path]

[Toad and the burglars drive in a valley]

Toad: Don't worry, they won't follow us out here.

[Police sirens, the police have caught up]

Bank Robber: I thought you said they wouldn't follow us.

Toad: Once we're across that bridge, we're home free!

Bank Robber: He's gaining on us, do something.

Toad: We're almost there.

Bank Robber: He's gonna catch us, use one of the things!

[The panicked burglar presses the blue shell button]

Toad: No! Not that one!

[[The spiny shell flies through the valley]

Toad: The blue turtle shell always seeks out...

[The blue shell flies towards Toad and the burglars]

Toad: ...The lead car (sighs)

[The blue shell soon hits the kart and sends them over a cliff]