Transcription:Christmas with The Biebz

Announcer: Welcome back to the "Justin Bieber Christmas Special...With Love".

(Transitions to stage. Justin Bieber walks on as audience members cheer loudly)

Justin Bieber: I love you all! (Guitar slides down to Justin. Santa Claus and Frosty the Snowman join in) This is a song I wrote about Christmas, and how it makes my heart feel.

(Frosty at the drums rhythmically click the sticks, then rapidly bangs on the drums. Heavy metal music starts)

Justin Bieber: [Bleep] Christmaaaaaas! / [Bleep] Christmaaaaaas! / (Santa joins in) [Bleep], [Bleep], [Bleep], [Bleep] / I see those presents that you brought me!

Frosty and Santa: [Bleep] them!!

Justin Bieber: I see that ribbon in your hair!

Frosty and Santa: I'll choke ya with it!!

Justin Bieber: The Christmas card up on the mantel!

Frosty and Santa: It's a photo of my d*ck!!

Justin Bieber: And all the stockings hung with care!!

Frosty and Santa: They're filled with my [Bleep]!!

(The female elves join the stage and dance in the background)

Justin Bieber: [Bleep]! [Bleep]! [Bleep]! [Bleep]-[Bleep] Christmas!! (Slams guitar on stage. Grinds behind one of the female elves) Yeah! Oh yeah!

Executive #1: We never had this problem with David Cassidy.

Executive #2: Cassidy was a hack. Bieber is a f---ing artist!