Transcription:Wall of Heroes

Duke: Twenty years of service!

Shipwreck: Since your a chef and black, we got you this chocolate statue.

(Shipwreck pulls the blanket off the chocolate statue to reveal a chocolate Roadblock)

Roadblock: The best gift of all is your smiling faces, but thanks for the gift that's mildy racist.

Group: Yeah!!!

Mutt: What's going on?

Shipwreck: I think your stupid dog ate Roadblock's statue.

Mutt: *laugh* Dogs can't eat chocolate.

(Junkyard falls down dead after Mutt explains that statement)

Mutt: Oh no...

Duke: Neither death nor life nor angels nor powers nor hief nor Cobra nor anything else in all creation will be able to seperate us from the love of God in Christ Jesus our lord.

Group: Yo Joe.

Mutt: *crying* Thank you, Duke. That was re-re-re-real pretty.

Duke: Come on, Mutt. Let's get Junkyard's ashes spread. What do ya say?

Mutt: Yeah. Junkyard always loved running on the beach.

(Junkyard is shot across the ocean by a tank operator)

Mutt: Junkyard!

Group: No!!!

Tank Operator: Oh, sorry boss. I thought that'd go way different.

Duke: Well, anyway. It's now with great pride that we add Junkyard's name to GI Joe's wall of fallen heroes.

(Duke pulls down the blanket to reveal that Junkyard is the only one on the list)

Duke: *laugh* Wow. Only one name. Hey didn't Lift-Ticket get shot down last year?

Lift-Ticket: I parachuted to safety.

Duke: Oh. Right, right. I swear someone got shot by a lazer though. Didn't anybody get shot by a lazer? Anybody? Shot? Huh. I bet Cobra's wall's frickin full of names! Am I right Joes?

Group: Yo Joe!

Cobra Commander: Hmmm.

(Cobra Commander looks at the wall of fallen heroes and sees that there is only one person that was injured)

Cobra Commander: Uuuggh. We need more namesssss.

(A Cobra walks by Cobra Commander)

Cobra Commander: You! What's your name?

Wilson: Wilson, sir.

(Cobra Commander shoots Wilson with his gun)

Cobra Commander: Well there's one for the wall.

Wilson: Don't worry. I'm okay. I'm just a little.

(Cobra Commander shoots Wilson again and kills him)

Cobra Commander: *evil giggle*