Transcription:Faker Crashes the Party

(It starts in Skeletor's castle when Beastman sits in the chair and Evil-Lyn eats cereal in in the kitchen and Skeletor with the invitation)

Skeletor: Behold! An invitation to Rendor's Birthday Party! This is our chance to Castle Grayskull, once and for all!

Evil-Lyn: I'm sure were not in the guest list, Skeletor!

Skeletor: Of course not, you stupid s**t! But what if we had a magical clone of He-Man?

Evil-Lyn: Well I supposed, hypotheticly.....

Skeletor: AH! We do! We had a magical clone of He-Man

(Ease out when Beastman take of the cape of the clone of He-Man, but his skin is blue and his stuff is red or orange and blue, either.

Beastman:(singsong) DA DA DA DA!

Skeletor: What the hell is this, Beastman? He's blue!

Beastman: Well i'm half dog. Everythings shades the great of me.

Cloned He-Man: Me, He-Man!

Skeletor: Oh, and this personal pronouns are all f****ed up? And I mean where the verb in the sentence?

(Skeletor puts his hand of his face in confusion)

Skeletor: GAH!!!!

(Skeletor thinks that it be cool to take over Grayskull)

Skeletor: Eh! I'm a gambler!

(We have this image here, was Castle Grayskull and we take an inside of the castle has a quiet and peaceful party that was King Rendor's Birthday)

King Rendor: That's the thing about Feudal Agriculture.

(A hard slam of the door was the Cloned He-Man just kicked the door and everyone gasp!)

He-Man: Hey! Just who the heck do you think you...!

(Cloned He-Man pushes He-Man)

Cloned He-Man: Out my way, homo!

King Rendor: He! He! That nail on the hand.

(Cloned He-Man was at the table eating many food and Teela came to have a greeting)

Teela: He-Man! What a pleasant surprise! We weren't expecting you.

Cloned He-Man: Nice Boobies!

Teela: Oh! Oh my! Thank you, He Man.

(Orko comes to him with Hot Chocolate)

Orko: He-Man, you look cold! I brought you some piping hot co....

(Cloned He-Man hits hot coco and spread all over orko's eyes)

Orko: AHHH!! MY EYES ARE BLISTERING! WHY!!!!!!!

(The people starts laughing so hard but He-Man is mad and jealous)

He-Man: Well see about this! Hmm!

(He-Man leaves to change and Skeletor, Evil-Lyn and Beastman are outside and Skeletor watches the window that the party was terrorized)

Skeletor: He! He! You hear that? Think that must going all blood crazy in their asses!

(They seek out the window and see party lights and inside the castle was a wild party)

Man-At-Arms: What it I missed?

(Teela's stand in the table, dancing and King Rendor's dancing, too, but in the bottom)

Teela: He-Man pulled the stick out of his butt and he's whipping this party's ass with it! WHOO!!!!!!

(Cloned He-Man was dancing wildly and... SKELETOR BREAKS IN)

Skeletor: WHAT THE HELL, MAN!!

(Everyone gasp and Beastman and Evil-Lyn was with him)

Skeletor: Well? What you have to say for yourself?

(They muted for 4 seconds and Cloned He-Man.....STABS SKELETOR WITH THE SWORD AND DIES! Everyone gasp and CELEBRATED OF FREEDOM! But....what will happen to Beastman and Evil-Lyn?)

Beastman: Oh Poopy!

(The next scene that the normal He-Man was here)

He-man: Hey everybody! I'm here! It's me! The Real He-Man!

(The party was paused the the guys the taking Cloned He-Man upside down drinking beer and everyone looked at him and when He-Man looks cool, he looks something horrible as he was shocked. A spear with Skeltor's head, Beastman was bee skin cut and hang on the wall, and Evil-Lyn was in the stock, being hit by fruits and vegetables to her ass. He-Man talks to Cloned He-Man)

He-Man: Those...Those were my archenemies! How dare you!

All: 2 HE-MANS?!

Mekaneck: What in the plural mean He-Man?
All: WHICH ONE IS THE REAL HE-MAN?!

He-Man: Citizens of Eternia! I am shocked to this behavior! Excessive violence? Binge drinking? Haven't I set a better example than that?

All: BOOOO!!!!!!

Stinkor: BOO! YOU STINK!!!!

Teela: This He-Man sure's like the fun out of him.

King Rendor: WHO RUINED MY PARTY?!

He-Man: But I.....

King Rendor: Look, I'll make this simple. Everyone who think this is the Real He-Man, Raise your hands.

(Everyone rasied their hands to Cloned He-Man)

King Rendor: Everyone who think this is the Real He-Man, Raise your hands)

(He-Man and Cloned He-Man raised their hands)

King Rendor: Well, then it settled!

(The party songs plays back and the spear of Skeletor's head and speeds through the spear of the Real He-Man and Cloned He-Man was dancing with Teela)

Cloned He-Man: Dance! Dance! Dance! Oh yeah! Boggy! Boggy! Dance! Dance! Dance!

Man-At-Arms: Will did it, Prince Adam!

Cloned He-Man: Who's Prince Adam?

Man-At-Arms: Oops!

Cloned He-Man: Boggy! Boggy! Boggy!