Transcription:Statler and Waldorf

(Open in on Statler and Waldorf in their box)

Statler: That movie was great. And by that, I mean great for a nap. Doh-ho-ho-ho!

Waldorf: Yes, although I did think the main protagonist had some nuance moments, especially when the cinematographer switched to a wide-angle lens during the...

Statler: I don't even know you anymore.

(Cut to static)