Transcription:Supervillians in Traffic


 * [We see Cobra Commander, Mumm-Ra, Skeletor, and Lex Luthor, together in a car, stuck in traffic]


 * Cobra Commander: Don't let this car in! [The car goes in front of them] Wha..what..what are you doing?


 * Skeletor: I have to, it's common courtesy!


 * Lex Luthor: This traffic is ridiculous. I knew I should've taken my teleporter to work today! I have a teleporter you know, I invented it myself.


 * Mumm-Ra: Blah blah blee blah! And yet every day you carpool with us!


 * Cobra: UGH! We're in the slowest lane! UGH! This minivan front of us is killing me! [Looks at the minivan, the bumper sticker reads MY CHILD IS AN HONOR STUDENT AT FANCHER ELEMENTARY SCHOOL] Oooh, "An honor student at the Fancher Elementary School'', [He pulls out a tape recorder] Note to self: Blow up Fancher Elementary School!


 * [Later, they are still in traffic]


 * Cobra: Uhh! This....is...un...acceptable!


 * [Lex looks out the window, he sees two kids making faces at them, he makes a face back, they do one back, he does another one, they duck out of sight, Lex chuckles triumphantly, the kids pop back up, they put up a sign that reads YOU SMELL, Lex growls and fires his gun, blowing out their tires]


 * Mumm-Ra: You missed the kids.


 * [Later, they are still in traffic]


 * Skeletor: That was a good one, [Sighs]


 * Lex Luthor: What was a good... Oh!! [He covers his nose, the others do so and gag as Skeletor cackles]


 * Cobra: AH! UGH! AAAAAAAAAOOOOHH! AAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOHH! It's burning my eyes!


 * [Mumm-Ra tries to unlock the window]


 * Mumm-Ra: Unlock the window!


 * Skeletor: Behold the gaseous stench of Skeletor's breakfast burrito! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!


 * Cobra: Oh Crap! [In the car next to them are their respective heroes, He-Man, Superman, Lion-O, and Flint]


 * Skeletor: Okay! Okay! Don't look at them! Just act casual!


 * [The heroes mockingly taunt the villains]


 * Cobra: This is exit 32, merge over!


 * Skeletor: I'm signaling, but they won't let me in!!!


 * Cobra: It's common courtesy!!


 * [Later, they arrive at a parking lot]


 * Mumm-Ra: OH! We are so late, man!


 * Cobra: Oh! Oh! There's a spot!


 * [They go to pull in, but the heroes quickly pull in before they do]


 * Lex Luthor: Oh, to hell with this! I'm teleporting! [he pushes his teleporter and vanishes]


 * Skeletor: Wow! He really did have a teleporter!


 * [Lex ends up teleported into the car of the kids he was making faces at earlier]


 * Lex Luthor: What the?


 * [Later, in the car]


 * Kids: Baldy! Baldy!


 * Lex Luthor: Son of a bitch.