Transcription:This Will Only Hurt For a Second

Doctor: (About to give a kid a shot) Now, this will only hurt for a second.

Kid: (Screams and Flairs his arms)

(He ends up knocking the needle out of the doctors hand, and flies straight into the doctors eye, impaling it)

Doctor: (screaming with pain) My Eye! MY EYE!

(Not being able to see where he's going, he flies out the door, and crashes into multiple objects, where he steps on box of scapples, which impale his foot)

Doctor: AAA!! OOWWWAAA!!!

(He crashes into a vending machine. Seconds later, he crashes through a door, disturbing the quiet waiting room, people panic and run away when they see him)

Doctor: (Unable to say his words clearly, as he is panicking and in Massive Pain) VELABE!!! DELEBAJECTVIA!!!

(An angry old woman hits him out of the window, where he smashes to a garbage can. Still screaming, he runs in the street. He is accidentally run over by a car, and the driver, panicked, looses control of the vehicle, and plows through people on the sidewalk, dismembering and killing them all. The car then slams into a store, killing the driver and everyone in the store. The Doctor, still alive, runs out of the burning store, and drops to his knees)

Doctor: (Screaming and Crying in Pain)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

(It then cuts back to the doctors office, to reveal that the whole chaos was just a story he told his young patient, to convince him to not worry)

Doctor: ..And that is what will happen if you flinch.

(The boy, shocked by the story, decides it's for the best, and dramatically holds out his arm)

Doctor: Oh no, Johnny, this shot doesn't go in arm. It goes in the tip of your penis.

(Short ends)