Transcription:I Know What the Bratz did Last Summer


 * Yasmin: Guess who lost their butt-virginity at Traci's party last night!
 * Jade: Yasmin! I texted you that in secret!
 * Sasha: Oh, my gosh, guys! Trevor just sent me a pic!
 * Yasmin: Of his dreamy eyes?
 * Chloe: Of his dreamy abs?
 * Sasha: Of taking Jade's butt-virginity.
 * Yasmin: Uh, who the fuck is driving right now?
 * Sasha: No idea.
 * All: Sasha! Ahh!
 * Yasmin: O-M-F-G, guys, we killed somebody's grandmas!
 * Chloe: I think it's Barbie.
 * Jade: The Bratz killed Barbie?
 * Sasha: And not just with market share this time. Hey-O!
 * Jade: True that.
 * Yasmin: Good one. We got to hide the body, you guys. Welcome to your dream house.
 * Chloe: Rest in peace, Bitch.
 * Sasha: See ya.
 * Chloe's Mom: Don't forget to take your medication! I'll never understand you girls infected yourselves with encephalitis!
 * Chloe: Because freakishly large heads are sexy, Mom! Duh! No! Nooooo! Ahh!
 * Mysterious Man: [Laughs Evilly]
 * Chloe: My encephalitis! I need my medication! I need my m--
 * Mysterious Man: Guess I blew her mind! Oh! Oh, crap! I'm definitively going to be sick.
 * Jade: Cool! New tattoos. "You only live once." That's deep.
 * Mysterious Man: : Let's test that theory, Bitch.
 * Jade: [Mysterious Man injects Jade on her lip] Ooh! Ow! [Slurring] What did you to me?
 * Mysterious Man: I extracted every ounce of ass fat from that wang warmer you call a mouth!
 * Jade: Noooo! Muh lips!
 * Mysterious Man: Huh. Actually, you look way better, like a real human girl.
 * Jade: I'm ugly! Ahh!
 * Mysterious Man: Huh. Six of one.
 * Sasha: Hello.
 * (Mysterious Man shoots Sasha on the head and dies)
 * Mysterious Man: (To the viewers) What? I ran out of ideas.
 * Yasmin: Barbie's body is gone! She's not dead! She's taking her revenge! What are you waiting for, you old pink bitch?!
 * Draculaura: Could it be? Monster High has killed Bratz the same way once Bratz killed Barbie? Poetic Justice! [Laughs]
 * Yasmin: Draculaura? But... I thought... The killer... was Barbie. Her body.
 * Draculaura: Barbie? You're at the wrong mile marker.Barbie's body is up there.
 * Yasmin: Please... I'll give you anything.
 * Draculaura: Silly Bratz. I've already taken everything you have.
 * Yasmin: Except... my butt-virginity.
 * Draculaura: Maestro, I'm gonna need a little butt-virginity music.