Transcription:Strawberryland Names

Strawberry Shortcake: Baby-Needs-A-Name, your wish came true! You have a pet of your berry own!

Baby-Needs-A-Name: Yes Strawberry Shortcake! But I have another wish. I want to have a name of my berry own too!

Strawberry Shortcake: We should give you a name soon, and not leave it open to debate! Strawberryland is berry sheltered, but its a big world out there, and others might have berry different opinions about what constitutes an appropriate name.

Baby-Needs-A-Name: I'm not worried!

Strawberrt Shortcake: Well, I'm just saying...

(Door slams open)

Strawberry Shortcake: Oh, hello Bitch Pudding.

Bitch Pudding: Wassup hoes?

(Bitch pudding then proceeds to slowly walk to the refrigerator, snark about the dirty counter, grab a beverage, kick the refrigerator closed, and slowly walk out of Strawberry Shortcake's house)

Strawberry Shortcake: Phew! Anyway, I'm sure that someday someone will give you a name...

(Bitch Pudding crashes through the window feet first into Strawberry Shortcake's house)

Bitch Pudding (To Baby-Needs-A-Name, cutting Strawberry Shortcake off): BLAM! Your name is Cunt Face! You fucking cunt face! BLAM! Cunt Face! B-lam, Cunt Face! BLAM bitches! DuDuNuNuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BITCH PUDDING!

(Bitch Pudding exits the house, only to pry the door open once more to knock over Strawberry Shortcake's teapot with her raised middle finger)

Strawberry Shortcake: Oh my god I am so sorry! I think she has Asperger's or something, but, don't take it personally Baby-Needs-A-Name.

Baby-Needs-A-Name: No no! Call me Cunt Face!