Transcription:Office Kombat

[In a cubicle work place, two accountants are typing away at their computers.]

Frank: (turns to his co-worker) Did you finish that marketing proposal?

Jim: (stops typing) Nope!

Frank: I told you to give it me today.

Jim: I could've sworn you should Thursday.

Frank: Nooo... I said Wednesday.

Jim: *laughs* I don't think so. Thursday.

Frank: (gets up angrily) Wednesday, douchbag!

Jim: (also gets up angrily) Thursday, assface!

Frank: WEDNESDAY, YOU F*UCKING IDIOT!!!

[Their superior shows up.]

Office Manager: What is going on here?!

Frank: We're having a fight about the due day of the marketing proposal!

Office Manager: Well, then there's only one way to solve it.

[Scene changes into a fiery office background in Mortal Kombat style.]

Announcer: Fight!

[Jim runs up and punches Frank who counters.]

Frank: Stapler! (throws one at Jim who jumps over successfully) Stapler! (throws another and it makes contact)

Jim: Post it! Post it! P-P-P-P-P-P-Post it! (tosses several sticky notes at Frank making him dazed)

Announcer: FINISH HIM!

[''Jim picks up a copier and slams it onto Frank, killing him. Next round, Jim faces off against a female co-worker, Nancy.'']

Announcer: LEVEL 2!!

Nancy: You know that proposal was due on Wednesday, Jim!

Jim: Thursday, Nancy!

Announcer: FIGHT!

Nancy: (throws a pitcher of hot on Jim making him scream in agony) Hot coffee! Hot coffee!

Jim: (stretches his arms to grope Nancy's boobs) Sexual harrassment!

Nancy: (pulls out a court paper making Jim recoil) Lawsuit! Lawsuit!

Jim: Letter opener! (jams a knife into Nancy's face, killing her instantly)

[Next round, Jim faces off against a familar fighter.]

Announcer: LEVEL 3!!

Jim: Ryu from Street Fighter? I didn't know you worked here!

Ryu: I don't! But that proposal was definitely due on Wednesday!

Announcer: FIGHT!

Ryu: Hadouken! (fires a blue spirit energy at Jim depleting most of his health and brought him to his knees)

Jim: (pained) I'll get right on it...

[Cut to static.]