Transcription:It's Not Fair

(Henry Bemis walk around the ruins of a destroyed adult video store, stumbles upon the videos)

Henry: Wha-- (Picks up each video) "Debbie Does Dallas", "Taboo", "The Collective Works of Eva Angelina"! Finally, I have TIME! All the time in the WORLD!!

(Henry unzips his pants, but then he trips and his penis snaps off)

Henry: No! It's not fair! There was time now! THERE WAS FINALLY TIME!!!

(Dramatic music plays, Henry cries)