Transcription:E.T. Returns Home

(The spaceship takes off.)

KLEBORP: Be goooood.

ELLIOT: G-- good-bye, E.T.

(The spaceship goes to Outer Space. The scene cuts to 3 alien bullies playing soccer, throwing the ball to each other, and then throwing it far away. E.T. enters a moment later.)

KLEBORP: E.T., hoooooome!

ALIEN BULLY #1: OH, MY GOD! Look, everyone! That retard, we ditched on Earth somehow found his way home!

KLEBORP: E.T., phoooone hoooooome!

ALIEN BULLY #2: What the hell are ya callin' yourself "E.T." for, spaz?! Your name is Kleborp! Kleborp the retard!

ALIEN BULLY #3: Kleborp the retard with only one glowin' finger!

(Alien Bully #3's finger glows. Then all of their fingers start glowing, and they start laughing, mocking E.T. E.T. gives them the finger, and his middle finger starts glowing.)

ALIEN BULLY #1: Oh, now you're f(bleep)ckin' dead.

(E.T. attempts to run away, but one of the bullies grab E.T., lifts him in the air, and lets go, making him land in the other bullies' hands.)

KLEBORP: [high-pitched screaming]

(The bullies carry E.T. out of the area, take him to their spaceship, and land somewhere spooky.)

ALIEN BULLY #1: AND NEXT TIME, STAND OFF, LOSER!!!

(The spaceship door opens, and E.T. falls out. After the spaceship flys back to Outer Space, Alien comes by and roars at E.T.)

ALIEN: [roaring]

KLEBORP: Frieeeeend!