Transcription:Table Be Round

Chirlaxx [3.20]
King Arthur can't hear a sound When a knight tries to talk That brother's gotta walk 'bout half a freakin' block to be heard Can't hear a word 'cause this table is so absurd Us knights got much to discuss But this table's ridiculous
 * Sir Mix-a-Lot: (to tune of "Baby Got Back This table's long, but it should be round


 * Balki: Don't be ridiculous

"Yo, can you pass me some beer?!"
 * Sir Mix-a-Lot: Belvedere can't hear


 * Sir Belvedere: Say what?!

Can't even flirt with ladies Better have long arms when you're havin' a meal If you're trying to cop a feel We need a new proportion To bring our kingdom fortune I got an idea that might work for ya I'm-a make this mother circular Sir Galahad!
 * Sir Mix-a-Lot: It's twenty feet by eighty


 * Sir Galahad: Yeah!


 * Sir Mix-a-Lot: Percival!


 * Sir Percival: Yeah!


 * Sir Mix-a-Lot: You wanna hear the others talk?


 * Knights: Hell yeah!

It's like King Arthur's crown Table be round! Table be round. Now with this circulation We can have nice conversation
 * Sir Mix-a-Lot: Bring it in, sit it down


 * Verizon guy: Can you hear me now?


 * Sir Percival: I can hear!


 * Sir Galahad: Holy cow!


 * Sir Mix-a-Lot: Make every knight say...


 * Everybody: WOW!


 * King Arthur: Now you know that we cannot fail when we're looking for the Holy Grail

You know hos like diameter
 * Sir Mix-a-Lot: 360 on the parameter


 * Knight: Bumping this with the circumference


 * All: Table be round!


 * Sir Mix-a-Lot: [bleep] I'm never gonna need money anyway. Where you win this shit, shootin' dice? Come on, man. Come on, man, the hell wrong with you? Crown-wearing mother[bleep]. [bleep].