Transcription:Big Bird Flu

Big Bird: Oh, boy! I feel like I'm gonna blow chunks of bird seed! [vomits, then collapses.] Elmo: Oh no, Big Bird has the bird flu! Grover: The Word of The Day is Quarantine! Q-U-A-R-A-N-T-I-N-E, Quarantine! [In a hospital]

Big Bird; Snuffelupagus... is that you? Doctor: Oh, he must be hallucinating. Snuffy: Hi, Bird, I'm so sorry you're sick. Big Bird: I'm scared, Snuffy, thank God you can't get it, since you're not real. [Big Bird then dies] Snuffy: Yeah, thank G-. [disappears] Count von Count: [Handing out vaccines to Bert and crew of Sesame Street] One vaccine, a-hah-hah, Two vaccines, a-hah-hah! [The show cuts to a separate bit]

Three Kids: One of these kids is not like the other, one of these kids is dead! Announcer: Today's episode brought to you by the letters C.D.C!