The Chipmunks Other Holiday Songs (Transcript)

Alvin: The Chipmunks' Christmas album went double-mahogany on the charts. Simon: So we decided to release a holiday album for the other holidays. Theodore [singing]: Theodore [Alvin and Simon look at him angrily before talking] Simon: Take a listen. [cuts to St. Patrick's day with the Chipmunks wearing leprechaun hats and holding a 4 leaf clover] Chipmunks [singing]: St. Patrick's day is finally here  time to drink our weight in beer sipping green ale from a can Theodore: I think I blew a homeless man ''[Alvin and Simon look at him in shock and disgust] [cuts to Halloween with Theodore as a vampire, Alvin as a skeleton, and Simon as a zombie holding candy bags]'' Simon: And what's sure to be a Halloween classic. Chipmunks [singing]: hello, people, trick or treat I hope you give us something sweet give us candy, that's the plan Theodore: I think I blew a homeless man Alvin: Uh, Theodore, I think you're repeating the lyric from St. Patrick's day. Theodore: Nope. I blew a homeless man on Halloween also. I was high on candy. Simon: There's also a great song for Thanksgiving! Chipmunks [singing]: hooray, it's finally turkey day we'll drink and laugh our cares away eat pies of pumpkin and pecan Theodore: I probably didn't blow a homeless man? Alvin: Theodore, this is a safe place. Okay, I definitely blew a homeless man

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