Transcription:The Pat O'Brien Treatment

The Simpsons Parody:
 * Homer Simpson: Morning Apu, one order of Freedom Fries, please?
 * Apu: Oh, for the love of my heathen God. They're called french fries, you fat, stupid American!
 * Guy: Department Of Homeland Security, don't move!
 * Apu: What?!
 * [The Department Of Homeland Security guys point their guns at Apu, then shows The Simpsons family at a barbeque.]
 * Simpsons: Happy birthday America!
 * Marge Simpson: I hope Apu has learned his lesson.
 * [Scene then changes to a naked Apu chained to the neck by Lynndie England in a detention prison]
 * Apu: I am so sorry I ever dared question the wisdom and strength of the United States of America.
 * Lynndie England: Damn straight, yee-ha!