Transcription:Doom Secret Santa

Announcer: Meanwhile, at the legion of doom.

Lex Luthor:(Angry) And this new plan will crush the justice league once and for all. But more importantly, its time...(Happily) To draw names, for secret santa!

(Villains Groan)

Lex Luthor: It's team building people!

(Captain Cold is holding a Santa Hat filled with names.)

Captain Cold: Shake it up, shake it up, mmm hmm.

(Black Manta and Sinestro each take a card and Captain cold begins to walk away.)

Sinestro: I got Leonard Snartz. Whose Leonard Snartz?

(Captain Cold Stops)

Sinestro: Is he the kid in the mail room with the B.O. Everyday i'm like,"I smell the mail coming!" and sure enough--

(Captain Cold Interupts)

Captain Cold: I'm Leonard Snartz!

Sinestro: Ah. How could I forget?

(Smiles at Captain Cold. Toyman takes a card and Cold walks away.)

Sinestro: I think that kid's name is Gu-Lena!

(Manta nods)

Toyman (Happily): Oh-Oh. Somebody's going to get a big surprise. Hee-Hee-Hee!

Lex Luthor: Oh! And new rule everybody: No exploding TOYS!

Toyman: Hey i'm litteraly the only one affected by that rule.

Scarcrow: I still have a scar in my forehead from Christmas 2004 you dumb butthole!

Toyman (Sad): Its-Its how i express love.

(Giganta is the last one to recieve a card)

Captain Cold: Has everyone drawn a name.

(Begins to cover nose)

Captain Cold: Oh god! What smells like a turds lover pizza?

Glen the Mail Man: Hey guys, we doin secret Santa again this year?

(Villains grumble again and in disgust)

Glen: OH. Non complening mumbling. The gift that keeps on giving.

(Akward silence. Villains are either looking down, covering nose, or both. Luthor scratches head. Glen starts to look down and push the mail cart.)

Glen: I HAVE A GLANDUER CONDITION YOU GUYS! This is not my fault! You think I don't try!? I shower everyday!

(Villains still look away ashamed. Glen continues to push cart and wipes his nose. More akward silence.)

Glen: I SHOWER EVERYDAY!!

(Glen walks out of meeting room)

Sketch Ends