Transcription:Morning Wood

Singer :When you wake up in the morning what's the first thing that you see? It's your morning wood  Morning wood!

Billy :Well, hello, morning wood!

* mom knocks on the door and Billy hides his morning wood *

Billy's mom :Billy, were you playing with your morning wood?

Billy : No.

Billy's mom :No need to be embarrassed, honey. Your dad has morning wood, too.

Singer : Look around your neighborhood,Everybody has morning wood

Bruce Campbell :Hello, I'm Bruce Campbell and I can't start my day without waxing my morning wood.

Announcer :Morning wood. From the makers of slow dance chubby.

( cut to static )