Transcription:I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

Susie: Doo! Doo! Doo! Doo! I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus! Husband: I Knew it! That F**king Whore! Husband: Where is he?! Where's that Motherf**ker Santa Claus?!?! Eskimo #1: What the Hell man? He's not real! Eskimo #2: Do you know how long it takes to Carve an Ice Door? Eskimo #3: Oh! Ooh! My Brothers!!! Husband: Now, Where's Santa Claus? Eskimo #3: Oh! Ok! ok! He's-He's Delivering gifts you know, that's what he does! So he's not gonna be back for some time! Wife: Oh no, wait..He just walked in. Where have you been? Husband: I Know! Wife: Know what? Husband: Susie Saw you, Kissing Santa Claus!!!!! Wife: That's Just a song, Silly! Husband: Oh, ha, ha, That makes sense! Man, I gotta start listening to more music! Wife: I am F**king the Neighbor though. Husband: Mike? How's he doing?
 * Husband crashes in home*
 * He Slams the door*
 * He Arrives at the North pole and goes inside the Igloo by kicking through the ice door open*
 * Husband Grunts and pulls out a Knife and Stabs Eskimo #1 in the Back*
 * Then he Stabs Eskimo #2 in the Stomach*
 * Then takes out a gun to finish him*
 * Hits him with the gun 4 times*
 * He leaves and pulls a small Grenade and blows up the Igloo*
 * Gives the Husband a Hug*
 * She plays the song*
 * Ends*