Transcription:The Game of Life

Singer: Be a winner at the game of Life!

Pink Peg: A letter from the admissions' office? My life starts now!

Spinner spins. Pink Peg 2 opens letter.

Pink Peg: Rejected!? Fiddlesticks!

Singer: Disappointment in the game of Life!

Blue Peg: That's the last tray of imitation meat patties you'll ruin. You're fired.

Pink Peg: Isn't anything I can do to save my job?

Spinner spins.

Blue Peg: Yes. There is.

Blue and Pink Pegs leave room to have sex.

Singer: Sex for favors in the game of Life!

Pink Peg (taking a pregnancy test): God, please, PLEASE.

Spinner spins.

Pink Peg: NO! GOD, WHY!?!?

Singer: Broken condoms in the game of Life!

Blue Peg: Come on, honey, one last BIG push.

Pink Peg: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

Spinner spins. Pink Peg gives birth to four children.

Blue Peg: Aw, shot!

Singer: Start of family in the game of Life!

Pink Peg: Ugh, another interviewing blown!? We can't all live on beer, you know!

Blue Peg (hitting Pink Peg with beer bottle): You...shut...your...big...mouth...once...and...for...all..stupid...bitch!

Spinner spins. Pink Peg shoots Blue Peg.

Singer: Kill your husband in the game of Life!

Police arrive at house.

Pink Peg: Fuck the spinner.