Transcription:Hold the Elevator

(Palpatine walks towards one of the death star elevators wich is occupied by Garry the storm trooper.

Palpatine: Hold the elevator!

(Garry spots the emperor and frantically pushes the up button)

Palpatine: I remember this, what's your ID number?

Garry: It's1142Eatmyass.

(the door closes)

Palpatine:Aww come on!

(He starts banging his fist on the up button and the door, then a group of quarrens appear on the other elevator.)

Palpatine: I'll just take the next one.)

Quarren:Plenty of room!

Palpatine:Nah, I'll take the next one.)

Quarren:Sqeeze on in!

Palpatine: I'd rather my robes didn't smell like a F#ck Filet o' Fish thanks.

Quarrens:GASP!

Quarren: That's hurtful,man.

Palpatine:Well next time just let it go let it go.

(The quarrens shake their heads no, then the elevator door shuts.)

(The scene changes, Palpatine is on the escalator then  stormtroopers are on the other escalator greeting the emperor.)

Stormtrooper:My lord.

Palpatine: Stormtrooper. this goes on for at least a few more times before he gets sick of it.

stormtrooper: my lord.

Palpatine: go F*ck yourself

Stormtrooper:my lord.

Palpatine:Go f*ck your self

Stormtrooper:my lord.

Palpatine:Go F*ck yourself.

Stormtrooper:My lord.

Palpatine:Go F*ck yourself!

Stormtrooper:Aww,

RA-7 protocol droid:WAZZUP!!!!

(channel flips)