Transcription:Santa Royale

(Jaden walks into his bedroom before a lamp is turned on and Santa is seen sitting in a chair)

Jaden: I suppose your presence here means I made the naughty list.

Santa Claus: We don't mind a little mischief, Jaden. But flashing your wee-wee at the maid. That's one step too far.

Jaden: And where is my mother?

(Santa Claus stares at Jaden and looks depressed)

Jaden: *smirk* I see. And how did she die?

Santa Claus: Not well.

(Santa Claus comes towards Jaden's mother and punches her. She elbows him in the neck before he grabs her neck and throws her against the kitchen top drawers. Jaden's mother bashes his head with the freezer. She grabs a knife and begins swinging it at Santa. As she is about to stab him, he moves which sends the knife into a wall plug-in, electrocuting Jaden's mother. Santa grabs her by the back of her head and shoves her face into a sink full of water until she doesn't move anymore.)

Jaden: She made you work for it, did she.

(Jaden opens a desk drawer where a small gun is seen)

Jaden: You'll find I'm not so easy.

(Jaden points the gun at Santa. He attempts to shoot, but there are no bullets)

Jaden: They say the second one is always-

(Santa quickly shoots Jaden with another gun which sends him flying into three shelves and knocks all of the toys down)

Santa Claus: Considerably.

(Santa is then seen walking away from Jaden's mother after killing her)

Jaden's Mother: *scream*

(She rises from the sink with her make-up smeared and holding the knife up)

(Santa shoots Jaden's mother which is a short parody of a scene in Casino Royale)

(Blood is applied down the screen before the opening credits are seen)