Transcription:The Dakotanator

(Triple H is in the ring with a referre and carrying a belt)
 * Triple H: John Cena was supposed to challenge me for this championship tonight but apperantly he got lost on his way here.
 * JR: (At the announcer table with another announcer) That is a load of bull. We saw Triple H let the air out of John Cena's tires. DAMN HIM!!!
 * Triple H: I guess if nobody's man enough to challenge me, I'll just take my championship belt and go home.
 * (Just then, a music plays and everyone cheers as Dakota Fanning walks to the ring, angrily, with her theme intro)
 * JR: IT's HER! IT'S HER! Dakota Fanning is in the building and she looks pissed!
 * Announcer: And lets not forget the Dakota's new movie (An advertistment of the movie appears while seeing Triple H scolding Dakota) "Wishmagic: The Horse Who Wrote Poems" opens Friday at teathre across the country!
 * Dakota: (snatches the microphone from Triple H) I taught I was here to talk about Wishmagic...(whisper outside the mike)The horse who wrote poems...But apprantly some son of a bitch have to go ruin his mouth! (The she start attacking Triple H and start stomping his head to make him bleed)
 * JR: IT'S ON! It's on now! Triple H is in a world of....
 * Dakota: (Toss Triple H on top of the ringpole and going to do her finisher) Here comes a good part! (Does a finisher and crashes Triple H onto the announcer's table, breaking it in the process)
 * JR: THE DAKONATOR! THE DAKONATOR! This match is over if she can pin him in the ring!
 * (Just then, John Cena's intro is played while John Cena rushes into the ring)
 * JR: IT's John Cena! He must want a piece of Triple H too.
 * (Instead, he saves Triple H and start attacking Dakota and after he locks Dakota into submission and hitting her, Triple H came back with a steel chair and start hitting Dakota's face)
 * JR: OH NO! It's a damn double-cross! John Cena and Triple H must have set up Dakota from the beginning! AWWW! DAMN THEM! DAMN THEM! (An advertisement abotu Wishmagic appears below the screen) "Wishmagic: The Horse Who Wrote Poems" opens Friday! DAMN THEM TO HELL!