Transcription:Twiki's Practical Joke


 * Alien #1: Oh dear, our fleets are being destroyed!
 * Alien #2: Will help ever arrive?

[Buck Rogers comes in]


 * Buck Rogers: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Did someone call for a hero?
 * Alien #1: Oh, thank goodness! Fuck Rogers is finally here!
 * Buck Rogers: What.. did you just call me?
 * Alien #1: Fuck!
 * Alien #2: Fuck Rogers!
 * Buck Rogers: [goes near Alien #1:] My name is Buck. Buck Rogers.
 * Alien #3: The Robots are through the south defenses! Fuck Rogers, we need your help immediately!
 * Buck Rogers: [annoyed groaning]
 * Alien #1: It's Buck!
 * Buck Rogers: My name is Buck, not Fuck! What's with you aliens?!
 * Alien #4: Fuck!
 * Buck Rogers: It's Buck! Damn what the-- it's Buck! Buck! Buck! BUCK!
 * Alien #4: What are you talking about?! I've been shot! Fuck, it hurts! [dies]
 * Alien #5: Welcome, Fuck!
 * Alien #1: [as Buck gets annoyed:] It's Buck!
 * Buck Rogers: THAT DOES IT!!

[gets gun out and starts shooting at the aliens]
 * Aliens: [getting shot:] Fuck, Motherfucker!
 * Buck Rogers: Fuck you!
 * Alien #3: Wait! Wait! [gets shot]
 * Buck Rogers: Fuck you! Fuck you and you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!

[Wipe fade to Wilma Deering and Twiki having a conversation]


 * Wilma: You really told all the aliens that Buck's name was Fuck? [chuckles]
 * Twiki: Bidi-Bidi-Bidi, I was attempting human comedy.