Transcription:Homeless Airlines


 * Stewardess: Make sure your bindles are stowed properly. Please direct your attention to the exits here and here. The meal today will be a warmed-up can of beans, and the in-flight movie will be crazy John acting out scenes from "Forrest Gump."
 * Homless Guy #1: But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan!
 * Stewardess: Enjoy your flight, and thank you for flying homeless airlines.
 * Homeless Guy #1: Aah!
 * Crazy John: And that's how I'm gonna get home to Alaska.
 * Homeless Guy #2: I'm the President of jelly beans!