Transcription:Barbie Exposed

(MTV Exposed appears across the screen in a television theme)

Dater: Really? The whole budget's just the camera and the van.

Friend: Dude, you're on.

Dater: Oh, now. Okay. This is royally gonna kick ass!

Friend: I know! I'm gonna use the lie detection soft-ware to see which one the producer's told the lie to you. And you'll hit the other one in the face with your dick.

Dater: Boo-yah! Dude, dude, dude! Here they come.

(Barbie and Yasmin walk up to the dater)

Barbie: Hi. I'm Barbie.

Yasmin: Wussup. I'm Yasmin.

Friend: Bitches ain't lyin'!

Dater: So Barbie, how do you kick it?

Barbie: Well, I'm a doctor. Olympic skater. A scientist and a homemaker. And I like pink.

Friend: Oh snap! We got stuff in common.

Dater: How about you, Yasmin? How you get down?!

Yasmin: I like a man that takes care of me. I enjoy clubbing. Oooahhh! And shopping. I'm kind of a brat and I designed my own tramp stramp.