Transcription:Purple American Pieman

(At the Purple Pieman's Tower, Purple Pieman takes a pie out of the oven)

Purple Pieman: Ha ha! That's a good-lucking pie! Yata-tata! (He puts the pie on the table and looks at it) You know, maybe that Jason Biggs had a good idea to...(Unzips his pants and starts to have sex with it)

(Outside of the tower, Blueberry Muffin was walking until she heard the Purple Pieman)

Purple Pieman: Ah, that's hot! That'sa so hot!!

Blueberry Muffin: (Tries to hear more clearly) What's that darn ol' Purple Pieman up to now?

Purple Pieman: Oh! Huckleberry Pie! Yes! So deep in you!!

Blueberry Muffin: (in digust) Ooooh!

(In the courtroom)

Strawberry Shortcake: Huckleberry Pie, you are accused of fraternizing with our enemy: The Purple Pieman.

Huckleberry Pie: Aw, that's bullcrap!

Blueberry Muffin: I know what I heard.

Huckleberry Pie: Whatever! Just sentence so I can get back to fishing.

(Huckleberry Pie's lawyer gives a worried look while Strawberry Shortcake bangs the gavel. Outside of the courtroom, huckleberry Finn killed when Blueberry Muffin hanged him. The Purple Pieman watches from his tower.)

Purple Pieman: It's-a getting a little Children of the Corn down there! Huh. (Eats a scoop of the pie he previously cooked) Ugghh! Oh, right. I fucked this one. Eh. (Eats another piece of the pie)