Transcription:Kermit Kong

(The Muppet Babies are partaking in a fantasy based on King Kong; a giant Kermit is carrying Miss Piggy to the top of the Empire State Building)

Kermit: Growl! Roar!

(Gonzo, Fozzie, and Scooter fly by Kermit on biplanes)

Gonzo: We'll rescue you, Piggy!

Piggy: Get lost, you blue weirdo! We're on a date.

(Kermit Kong puts down Piggy and attempts to swat the biplanes)

Kermit: Roar! Roar, again!

Gonzo: Alright, gang! Let him have it!

(the biplanes squirt streams of water; Fozzie's water gun hits Kermit Kong in the eye)

Kermit: A-OW! MY EYE!

Gonzo: AH-HA-HA! DIRECT HIT!

(Kermit Kong loses his balance and falls of the skyscraper; he hits the side of the bulding before landing on the street below, killing him)

(the fantasy ends, and we see Kermit lying dead from crashing through a glass table, with the other Muppet Babies surrounding him)

Piggy: You can stop pretending now, Kermie. (laughs nervously) Kermie? Kermie?!

(Nanny enters the room and sees)

Nanny: Oh my God, Kermit. What happaned?

Piggy: (frantic) Were were playing "King Kong", Nanny! Kermit Kong fell off the Empire State Building.

(Piggy points to a tower of stacked chairs that were used as an impromptu skyscraper; Nanny solemnly closes Kermit's eyes)

Nanny: Okay, new game, kids. It's called "Cleaning Up the Crime Scene". Piggy, get the bleach. Gonzo, hacksaw. Fozzie, you go get every Hefty bag you can find.

Piggy: But...(sniff)...what about my Kermie?

Nanny: He never loved you! Now MOVE, goddammit!

(cut to static)