Transcription:Happy Ending

MR. JOE: Ahh, I really needed this!

MASSEUSE: You are finished now, Mr. Joe. You want happy ending?

MR. JOE: Uh, what? Oh, no, no. I'm-I'm not into that.

MASSEUSE: Oh, ya-ya-ya. Very good happy ending.

MR. JOE: No, no, really. It's...that's okay. No, hey, no!

MASSEUSE: Happy ending!

MR. JOE: Hey, hey.

MASSEUSE: Ya!

MR. JOE: Get away from me! (walks away)

MASSEUSE: Happy ending!

MR. JOE: S-Somebody help me!

MASSEUSE: Happy ending!

(chase scene)

MASSEUSE: Ya! Happy ending!

(climbs a fence)

MASSEUSE: Happy ending! Oh, ya-ya-ya!

MR. JOE: O-Officer! You gotta help me!

OFFICER: What's going on here?

(masseuse snaps officer's neck)

MASSEUSE: Happy ending!

(runs into hallway)

MR. JOE: Ah-ha-ha, no!

MASSEUSE: Happy ending!

MAN 1: Hey, get out of my room!

MR. JOE: Sorry! Excuse me! Sorry!

MASSEUSE: Happy ending!

MAN 2: I'm not dressed!

MR. JOE: Sorry! Watch out! Excuse me!

MASSEUSE: Happy ending!

MR. JOE: Augh, excuse me!

(various arguments throughout)

(runs through a door, falling down stairs, screaming)

MASSEUSE: Happy ending, happy ending, happy ending, happy ending!

MR. JOE: Please, no!

MASSEUSE: Ha-a-appy e-e-ending!

MR. JOE: AH-HA, NO!

MASSEUSE: After the massage, you get the egg roll! (hands an egg roll) Happy ending!

MR. JOE: (looks at the egg roll, takes a bite) Mmm...it's good.