Transcription:Trio of Toasts

This sketch takes place in a bar where, as the title implies, a trio of toasts are made. The first is a married couple, the second is an evil mad scientist and his assistant, and the third is a lone man.

HUSBAND: To twenty-five years of marraige.

Their glasses clink together, and the camera pans quickly to the right.

MAD SCIENTIST: To evil!

Their glasses clink together, and the camera pans quickly to the right.

LONE MAN: To thirty days of sobriety.

The man takes a drink of his beverage. Realizing what he has done, he lays his head down in shame.

LONE MAN: Awww crap.