Transcription:Betsy Creates the Flag

(Cut to Betsy Ross sewing a flag on her porch. George Washington walks up to her.)

GEORGE WASHINGTON: Good morning, Betsy. How's it coming?

(Betsy Ross unveils a Rainbow Gay Pride flag)

BETSY ROSS: Huh? Huh? What do you think?

WASHINGTON: It's a little gay.

(Transition)

WASHINGTON: Hey again, Betsy. What's the new idea for today?

(Ross unveils a pot leaf flag. Washington and Ross both burst into laughter)

WASHINGTON: You crazy, girl. Oh, you crazy.

(Transition)

WASHINGTON: OK, Betsy. What can you show me today?

ROSS: Well...

WASHINGTON: Ah, crap. Well, I guess it'll have to do.

(Cut to static.)