Transcription:Number Five Is Alive


 * Professor: [Laughing] Ah Projaq, you're a gift of former mad scientists everywhere; with your help I'll use my inventions for good, right boys?

[Lightning strikes Robot Number Five]


 * Robot: I live! This is awesome!

[walks downtown]


 * Robot: I'm alive, I'm alive!

[Townspeople scream in terror]


 * Robot: Ahaha, yeah; ooh, sparkly!

[Breaks glass of jewelry store]


 * Robot: Aw, being alive holds such amazing wonders!


 * Police Men: Freeze, uh hands a-above your head sir!


 * Robot: I love you all!

[Police shoot at Robot]


 * Robot: I want to play too!

[Shoots machine gun through his stomach]


 * Robot: What a great game; I win!

[Dog barks at Robot]


 * Robot: Look at you.

[Grabs the dog with a harsh grip on dog killing and bleeding the dog]


 * Robot: I haven't seen anything so adorable in all my twenty minutes of life; come here you!


 * Professor: Well boys I hope you...oh my god!

[Robot sleeps on ground with dog in hand]


 * Police Men: Freeze copkiller!


 * Professor: What, no!


 * Police Men: There'd better be a reason!

[Police start shooting]


 * Professor: [Struggling to stay up in gunfire] Aah no!


 * Announcer: Vanax, get your smile back; but without the desire to build giant robots.