Transcription:Wonka Locked Out


 * Willy Wonka: Ready to see my chocolate factory? ♪Follow me to a world of magical fantasy♪
 * Jeff: This is Jeff.
 * Willy Wonka: It's Wily. Can you buzz me in, please? ♪Before your eyes♪ Didn't open, Jeff.
 * Jeff: Really? I-I pushed 8.
 * Willy Wonka: No, Jeff, pound first, then 8. ♪To a place where dreams are sweeter than candy♪
 * Jeff: Sorry, I pushed "End call."
 * Willy Wonka: Jeff, howa bout you just come open the door for us? ♪Licorice chairs♪
 * Jeff: I'm not supposed to leave the desk.
 * Willy Wonka: Jeff, I'm Willy Fucking Wonka, so just come open the fucking door, Jeff. ♪Take a breath♪
 * All: (Gasps)
 * Jeff: ♪Come with me♪
 * Willy Wonka: No, Jeff! No!