Transcription:Arcade Pervert

{A young man in a "VOTE FOR PEDRO" t-shirt is playing Zaxxon at an arcade.}

PLAYER: Ngh... ah... oh... awww! Ah, damn it!

''{Game over. The player walks away. The game's joystick withdraws into the game's booth. A door opens at the back of the booth, and an arcade employee steps out, putting his joystick back in his pants.}''

PERVERT: Thank you, Zaxxon. Hellooo Centa-pede!

{He opens the back of the Centa-pede game.}