Transcription:Les Miserobble Robble

Announcer: From the makers of "Les Misérables", comes another story about a prisoner in need of redemption.

(Hamburgler enters a courtroom, with Ronald McDonald as the judge.)

Hamburgler: ♫ Have mercy my lord. I'm not a man of violence. I stole Big Mac's to feed my fami- ♫

Ronald McDonald: SILENCE! ♫ From this day on to bring you shame, Your crime, Hamburgler, shall be your name! ♫

Hamburgler: NOOOOOO!

Ronald McDonald: ♫ Yes, that's your name. There's no way to escape this. And, you're French Fry Killer, and you're the Nugget Rapist. ♫

(cuts to Birdie inside of a McDonald's kitchen with Ronald McDonald.)

Announcer: A poultry in need of hope.

McDonald's Employees: ♫ By the time this day ends, this won't will do nicely. Cause, a bird on the grill, is worth to in the hat. ♫

Birdie: ♫ You're supposed to be a friend, to all in McDonaldland. ♫

Ronald McDonald: ♫ You're a food that I surfry, to billions worldwide. So, you kind of should've seen this coming. ♫

McDonald's Employees: ♫ By the time the day ends. ♫

(the McDonald's Workers carry her out.)

Birdie: NOOOOO!

(cuts to Birdie, with her hair cut off, and her clothes gone.)

Announcer: Every performance riveted.

Birdie: ♫ I had a dream that I would be, more than a nugget made for dipping. ♫

(cuts to Hamburgler, with Birdie's egg.)

Hamburgler: ♫ I promise I will save your child, and keep her here among the living. ♫

Birdie: ♫ There's so much hope in my hear- ♫

(a McDonald's Employee slices her head off with a butcher knife.)

Hamburgler: Oh, GOD!

(a McDonald's Employee puts her in a boiling pot.)

Announcer: Every line of dialogue sung.

Hamburgler: Now, Who will rise?!

(crowd mumbles.)

Hamburgler: (coughs) I mean, "♫ Who will rise?! ♫"

(crowd cheers.)

(a McDonald's Employee drinks Happy Meal Drink.)

Happy Meal Drink: No! Please stop sucking!

(a McDonald's Employee bites Mayor McCheese.)

Mayor McCheese: No! No! No! No! No! Aaaaahhhhhh!

(Hamburgler stabs a McDonald's Employee, and holds up a McDonald's flag.)

Hamburgler: Robble Robble!

Announcer: Les Misérobble Robble.

(the words "Les Misérobble Robble" appear along with Hamburgler.)

(cuts to static.)