Transcription:Jasper, the Douchebag Ghost

(A ghost comes up to a man)

Man: Oh, hi there, Casper. Hey!

(The ghost pulls the man's pants down, and the man pulls them back up)

Jasper: (Laughs) Someone call UPS. There's a small package that needs to be delivered.

Man: I thought you were supposed to be a friendly ghost.

Jasper: Idiot, I'm his brother, Jasper. The Douchebag Ghost!

(A chorus sings Jasper's theme, with clips of Jasper playing rude jokes on people all the while)

Chorus: ''Jasper, the Douchebag Ghost, the douch-i-est ghost possessed. He'll call you names and act real mean until you feel depressed. He'll always say...''

Jasper: Fuck you!

Jasper and Chorus: Lick my sack, you fairy!

Chorus: ''He's so damn crude and so damn rude. Jasper, the Douchebag Ghost...''

Funeral Host: We will all miss Annie, but she truly is in a better place.

(Jasper possesses Annie's corpse, and makes her stand up and climb out of the casket)

(Everyone gasps)

Herman: Oh, Grandma, I'm so glad you're alive!

(Everyone sighs)

Jasper: (Fake voice) Herman, you were always my least favorite grandchild.

(Jasper then jumps out of Annie, who falls on top of Herman)

Jasper: Ha ha! Retards!

(Everyone starts jeering at Jasper)

Chorus: Jasper, the Douchebag Ghost!

Jasper: Lick my sack!