Transcription:Preciouszilla

Social Worker: What happened to your baby, Precious?

Precious: (Deep angry voice) I ate my baby! I ATE ALL MY BABIES!!

(Precious breaks out of restraints, roars and eats head of Social Worker. She then grows big and breaks out of the Social Services facility)

Precious: AAH!! BABIES!! (Eating screaming bystanders) NO ARMY!!

(Precious knocks down two power poles and a tree)

Precious: WHERE'S MY BABIES?!?!?!

(Army tank shoots a missile at Precious. She roars, then her face is dramatically zoomed in with the words "Directed by Oprah")

(Cut to video store where a female customer is holding a "Precious" DVD standing with a male customer)

Male Customer: Yep, that's pretty much precious.

Female Customer: Wow. That doesn't sound Oscar-worthy at all.

Male Customer: That's how I felt.

Female Customer: I guess I don't have to rent it. (Puts DVD back on shelf and walks away)

(Male customer pulls out a tube of Mentos and shows it to camera.)

Announcer: Mentos, The Fresh Maker.