Transcription:Batman Fire Drill

Hall of Justice Fitness Room Showers Hall of Justice, Main Room
 * Batman: (Power Girl was seen lifting a 3-ton, Robin was seen lifting tiny weights, Batman was seen on the Cosmic Treadmill, and Superman was seen getting a tan with a lamp and resting on a hamper) (Panting) I hope we're not disturbing you!
 * Superman: Someone's gotta inspire you guys, right? Huh? (Smells his armpits)
 * Batman: Yeah, my dead parents, and your armpits REALLY push me forward.
 * Flash: (Zooms in) Batman, take care with the Cosmic Treadmill. I use it to race beyond the limits of time and space.
 * Superman: Don't worry, Flash! Batman's not gonna break any land-speed records. (Batman gets angry at that statement)
 * Cyborg: (Martian Manhunter and Green Arrow were seen taking showers, and Cyborg sat, and began removing all of his cybernetics (except the headgear) until he was an armless and legless and slid across the floor) Move your dicks, I'm coming through!
 * Green Arrow: Ah, gross, dude, get a towel!
 * Batman: (He was seen in a towel in the lockers, still wearing his mask, until a fire alarm goes off) Hu-WHA?!? A FIRE!!! FIRE!!! EVERYBODY OUT, FIRE ALARM, PEOPLE! (Goes out the door to meet many civilians as he gets his towel stuck in the door)...Oh, hello, citizens! (He struggles to get the towel out of the door)
 * Citizen #1: Is that Batman?!?
 * Citizen #2: I love him!
 * Citizen #3: Hi, Batman!!
 * Batman: HEY, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? (Points to a direction the citizens immediately face and he ditches the towel and exposes his nude body as he rushes by several citizens with mixed reactions to his nudity) Nothing! Nothing to watch here! Whoa, I'm just taking a stroll! Uh, Citizen, mam! (Mutters) Nice to see you, hello! Hello! Yes, I am the-, Hi, uh, hello!
 * Wonder Woman: Mongol's war machine has killed thousands in El Salvador. It's next target appear to be- (Sees the naked Batman) BATMAN'S BAAAAAAALLLLLLSS!!! (They all laughed at him)
 * Batman: WHO THE HELL PULLED THE FIRE ALARM?!?
 * Superman: It's a regularly-scheduled drill. Must not have ceased you in on the ol' memo.
 * Aquaman: Wait a minute! If YOU'RE Batman, then who's THIS guy? (Points at a guy in a Batman costume)
 * Guy in Batman Costume: (Speaks Spanish)
 * Superman: Hey, Batman was a no-show, so I grabbed the janitor. One guy in a Batman costume is just as good as any other, right? (Batman got mad and jumped on Superman, with his genitals right on the janitor's face)
 * Janitor: (Speaks Spanish in disgust)