Transcription:Totally Spies Newest Member

Alex: Hey, guys, does this look weird to you?

Clover: Mine looks like Richard Nixon.

Sam: Can we hang out one time without studying our vaginas?

Sam, Alex, Clover: Aah! Oh! Ugh!

Jerry Lewis: Good day, Totally Spies. Your mis Jesus Christ, put some pants on. Your mission travel to South America and root out a cell of radicals threatening the puppet ruler we control.

Clover: These radicals are teachers and artists.

Jerry Lewis: Who says blondes are dumb?

Sam: Can we, like, go fight a guy dressed as a big rat or something?

Jerry Lewis: No, and to make sure it goes smoothly, you'll be joined by Agent Marshall on loan from the CIA, and, girls, don't forget to take your gadgets. Whoosh!

Clover: What is this?

Sam: That is a cutesy, cuddly curling iron.

Clover: Fun!

Jerry Lewis: It packs a lethal dose of polonium-210.

Clover: Uh, fun?

Sam: Hey, guys, look at their work. So much culture. It's amazing.

Agent Marshall: And banned.

Sam: Aah!

Clover: Oop, sorry. Is that too tight?

Agent Marshall: Nice work. Hand me that cutesy, cuddly curling iron.

Clover: For the polonium?

Agent Marshall: [Chuckles.] No, gonna shove it up his ass.

Alex: I thought it was proven that torture doesn't work.

Agent Marshall: Depends on what you're trying to do. If the answer is have fun, it definitely works.

[Buzzing, man screaming.]

[All gasp.]

[Whirring.]

[Screaming continues.]

[Whirring continues.]

Alex: Guys, I think I have PTSD, post-totally stressed disorder.

Clover: Good one, Alex.

[Cat yowls.]

Alex: Ugh! Sam! Sam! Twitch is not a spy! Not a spy! [Cat yowling.]