Transcription:Stratego

Red Marshal: First effision, CHAAAARGE!!!!

Red General: General!

Blue Major: Major! No outranked

(General shoots him)

Red Captain: Captain!

Blue Corporal: Corporal!

Red Captain: Aww!

Blue Corporal: Ha Ha Ha!

(Corporal shoots him)

Red Sergeant: Sergeant!

Blue Sergeant: Sergeant!

Red Sergeant: DAMMIT!

Blue Sergeant: Oh comeon!!

(they both shoot themselves)

Blue Major: Ha ha! Major! Die!

Red Scout: But please... I-I-I'm just a scout

(A Bomb kills the Major)

Blue Captain: Captain!

(Another bomb kills the Captain)

Blue General: Surely one bomb can't detonate three gener- (bomb explodes) AAAAAA

Red Marshall: Victory will be ours- Huh?!

(Blue Scout picks up flag)

Blue Scout: Hey guys I got it, I got their flag we win!!

Red Marshall: What?! You don't win we're creaming you!

Blue Scout: I got their flag! That means we win!

Kid 1: Thats total crap! I used a way better strategy!

Kid 2: But I used a better...Stratego

(Kid 2 winks)