Transcription:Man vs. Wild Things


 * Bear Grylls: Behind me are Matt Dillon, Neve Campbell, and Denise Richards from the movie "Wild things." What you want to do is distract Matt Dillon by talking about how good he was in "Drugstore cowboy." Then you finger bang the girls under the water while the jets - hide it all.
 * Matt Damon: Who are you?
 * Bear Grylls: You know, you were just incredible - in "Drugstore cowboy."
 * Both: Oh.
 * Nerve Campbell: Oh, my gosh, this is the best hot tub ever.
 * Bear Grylls: Ooh, I'm really branching out from TV! And remember, a bird in the hand is worth a hand in two bushes.