Ruxpin Goes Melon Crazy/Transcript

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Girl: (gasps) A Teddy Ruxpin! He can play any tape and he moves his mouth along with the words! (gasps again) Thanks, Uncle Gallagher!



Gallagher: Let’s try it out. I’ve got a copy of my stand up special “Melon Crazy”.



''Teddy comes to life and runs from Gallagher. Jumping the coffee table. Turning at the painting of a melon dodging Gallagher again who crashes into the stand. Teddy then is seen running towards the fireplace before dodging Gallagher’s melon hammer. Teddy lands on the coffee table breaking the glass this time. Gallagher catches Teddy and slams him against the wall. Gallagher pulls the tape from his pocket allowing Teddy to fall to the floor. Gallagher tries to force the tape into Teddy but Teddy deflects every jab. Teddy finally kicks the tape away. Both Teddy and Gallagher jump for the tape but it gets knocked away. Teddy finally gets a cyanide capsule and bites it. ''



Gallagher: NO! He’s got a cyanide capsule. (Teddy starts foaming at the mouth.) Don’t you bite down, you son of a bitch! You’re gonna play my tape. (Teddy dies) He’s, uh, he’s gone. Ah, we’ll have to listen to it in the living room. (The girl gasps and pulls out a cyanide capsule and tries to bite it but Gallagher stops her) NO!!



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