Transcription:Ass-Pirates of the Caribbean

(Screen on gay/pirate flag)

Announcer: (Very gay voice) "Coming this fall to Bravo, get reeeeadddy for: Ass-Pirates of the Caribbean!!!

(Screen zooms out to show a colorful and very gay ship)

Pirate #1: "Argh, I looove being a naughty pirate." (Grabs other pirate's behind)

Pirate #2: (In delight) "Whoo hoo hoo argh argh!"

Announcer: "Bravo!: somewhere along the line we got really, really gay."