Transcription:Wile E. Piphany

Cut to Coyote chasing Road runner using rocket roler blades.. After a while, Road Runner runs past a tunnel, but when Coyote tries to run through it, he smacks right in to it reaveling it to be fake.

Road runner (holds up a sign who says "Fake Tunnel") Meep-Meep! (runs off)

Coyote (holds up a sign who says "No Shit", then he holds up another sign saying "What am i doing with my life?")

Cut to Coyote in front of a fire, throwing signs that reads "I'm going to catch him", "It's what i was born to do" and "My life has meaning" into the fire. He then walks away to a box with the text "Acme Suicide Kit" on it. Inside the box, he finds a plastic bag, a tape and a sign that reads "$149 ???". He does the whatever move and throws the sign away. He then puts the plastic bag on his head and tapes it around his neck. After a while, he coughs of anoxia and falls over to the ground, appearntly dead. Then it cuts to Coyotes funeral. Road runner enters it and walks to the grave

Road runner: M-Meep Meep (sobs)

(Suddenly, the funeral starts to break and Coyote appears behind it, holding a sign which reads "Fake Funeral". Before Road Runner can react, Coyote fries him to death with a fire gun. He falls over, dead. Scene then cuts to Coyote eating Road Runner's fried body. He smiles as he holds up another sign which reads "In case you where wondering.." (He turns the sign around) "...Yes, I have an erection"

Cut to static