Transcription:Where In Time Is My Broken Heart

{We first see the Chief in her office.}

Chief: Time pilots, Carmen has stolen the Brooklyn Bridge! We need you to head to the year it was built, and bring back that bridge!

{Cut to Kevin and 3 time pilots.}

Kevin: You heard her, kids. We gotta retrieve the Brooklyn Bridge. {His cellphone rings.} Uh... I gotta take this. {talks on the cellphone.} Janine, I'm doing the show. I told you we talk about it later. ... Well, I have more to say. ... No, not now! What the fuck? You want me to lose my job?! ... Oh, nice! He's there now, isn't he? ... You motherfucking whore! But then I want my jacket back! ... Yes way! My fucking jacket! ... NO!! A gift is something you give to someone you love, you dumb bitch! {turns off the cellphone.} Uh... hey, kids. Uh, that was the Chief again. And uh... she said she made a mistake. Carmen didn't steal the Brooklyn Bridge after all. She actually stole a magical leather jacket, and we need you help to get it back! So are you with me?

Time Pilot #2: What's the matter?

Kevin: And we're off!

{Cut to Kevin driving a car with the time pilots.}

Time Pilot #2: Are we supposed to be answering questions?

Kevin: I'll give ya questions. What year did that fucking bitch ruin my life? Don't know? Trick question! She ruined three fucking years of my life! Is this Franklin Street?

{Cut to Janine's House Entrance.}

Kevin: {Crying.} You whore! I lost you, and you fucked it all up! I gave this to you because it's made something... STUPID! What was the day you said you loved me?! What was that day, kids?

Time Pilots: November 8th.

Kevin: November Fucking 8th! Three points for you, kids.

{Cut back to Kevin and time pilots in his car, quiet for a moment, but then Kevin begins crying before the screen cuts off to a disco.}

Kevin: When did firemen start using poles?

Time Pilot #1: 1878?

Kevin: BINGO!!

{Now Kevin in his car while the others are not.}

Kevin: Hooray! Carmen is safe!

Time Pilot #3: Where are we?

Kevin: I asked the question!

{Kevin drives off, but then crashes onto a pole.}