Transcription:Who's Killing the Muppets?

“For my next feat, I will walk across hot coals while explaining what the crap I am.”

“No, for your next feat, you die.”

“Gonzo died as he lived, and our family will never be whole again, and now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Steve Martin.

“The lord is my Sheppard, I shall not want, he makes me like…….”

“Oh, are we burying him in Missippian?”

[Camilla Clucks]

“You know, the last time a Muppet died………….”

“Excuse me!”

“Don’t you mean ‘excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me’.”

“No, this is a funeral, I’m working, do I come to where you work and knock the crap outta your mouth?!?”