Transcription:The Annoying Mjolnir


 * [Cut from static]


 * [Captain America's shield, the Mjolnir (Thor's Hammer), Hawkeye's bow, and Black Widow's gun are sitting on a table]


 * Mjolnir: Shield! Shield! Shield! Hey Shield! Shield!
 * Shield: Ugh, what?!
 * Mjolnir: Aren't you glad I didn't say, "Shield" again?! [Braying laugh]
 * Shield: Jerk.
 * Mjolnir: Gun! Hey, Gun! Gun! Gun!
 * Gun: I'm ignoring you.
 * Mjolnir: Hey, Gun! Gun! Gun!
 * Gun: What you do want?
 * Mjolnir: You're kind of cocky. Get it? Because you're a gun! [Another annoying laugh]
 * Gun: Ooh, I hate you!
 * Mjolnir: Bow! Hey, Bow! Hey, Bow!
 * Bow: What?
 * Mjolnir: You're pretty quiet today. What's up?
 * Bow: I'm just feeling a little...
 * Mjolnir: Maybe you feel like you pulled something?! Get it?! [Laugh]
 * Bow: You know what? You know what? I'd rather be used to pull out Hulk's catheter than to listen to you anymore.
 * Gun: I wish Thor would keep him away from us.
 * Mjolnir: Hey, can any of you do this? [Bolts of lightning hit the others] Shocking, isn't it? [Lightning strikes again] Don't give me any static! [Another strike] Shocking...oh, wait, I already said that. Bow! Bow!
 * Bow: What?!
 * Mjolnir: Hulk.
 * Bow: Hulk? That doesn't even make any...
 * [Hulk runs in]
 * Hulk: Hulk's catheter break again! [Grabs bow] Hawkeye no mind if I use bow to take it out!
 * Mjolnir: No wonder Bow is always so pissy!