Transcription:Mission Kim Possible

[start scene]

[Kim Possible is seen incising a hole through a ceiling window in Kim Jong Un's palace, followed by her placing a rope down and sliding on it.]

Kim Possible: If I don't steal North Korea's nuclear launch codes, it could mean World War III.

[cage falls down on Kim Possible, and she exclaims about it]

[Kim Jong Un walks out of the bathroom to notice his bounty]

Kim Jong Un: Well, well, well, have I caught the great Kim Possible? Or am I just... "kim-agining" things? [kim-agining = imagining]

Kim Possible: Kim Jong Un, war is not the answer.

Kim Jong Un: How do you like my security system? I've made certain... "kim-provements." [kim-provements = improvements]

[floor opens up underneath Kim Possible, and a hungry alligator comes out of the hole, hungry for Kim Possible, but she hangs on to the bars of her cage]

Kim Possible: You're a madman!

Kim Jong Un: You  are "kim-prisoned." [kim-prisoned = imprisoned]

Kim Possible: Stop mocking my name!

Kim Jong Un: "Kim-itation" is the sincerest form of flattery. [kim-itation = imitation]

Kim Possible: Okay, Kim, so where's your "kim-aginary" wife? [kim-aginary = imaginary]

Kim Jong Un: She's uh... on vacation, "kim-becile." [kim-becile = imbecile]

Kim Possible: More like you're "kim-potent." [kim-potent = impotent]

Kim Jong Un: That's a lie! It's "kim-mense!" [kim-mense = immense]

Kim Possible: You're so "kim-mature." [kim-mature = immature]

Kim Jong Un: My wife's real, not like your "kim-plants!" [kim-plants = implants]

Kim Possible: What are you "kim-plying?!" [kim-plying = implying]

[cut to inside the alligator pit]

Kim Jong Un: Natural breasts don't form a perfect right angle.

Alligator #1: Geez, these two should just bang and get it over with!

Alligator #2: Yeah, he's a "kim-pregnator." [kim-pregnator = impregnator]

Alligator #1: You are dead to me, David.

[end scene]