Transcription:Pre-Pubescent Alien Whore

(A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila is shown across the screen in girly writing)

Tila Tequila: Last time at a Shot at Love with Tila Tequila.

Tila Tequila: Lebarren, you have a shot at love. Are you interested?

Lebarren: Yeah.

Tila: I'm sorry, Dike.

Diane: It's Diane.

Lebarren: Yo. I gotta give a shout out to my abs!

Diane: Tila, are you really bisexual? Cause I get the feeling I never had a chance.

Tila: Oh I am very bisexial, Diane. I have a number of interests including acting and hip-hop recording artists. I am very bisexial.

(Tila and Diane begin to make out while Lebarren shows off his abs to the camera)

Lebarren: *grunt* Tough tie. Yeah.

Tila: But my heart will always belong to Lebinan.

Lebarren: It's Lebarren.

Crew Member: Cut!

Scientist: The mispronunciations are still in progress.

(Lebarren and Diane are shot in the head by the Scientist)

Scientist: That's why we made her on the eth. Not to mention the pre-pubesant alien whore appearence.

Crew Member: Who the hell're you people? We're making a reality show.

(The scientist shoots the crew member as well)

Scientist: As demonstrated a limited rage of emotions and the emotions are appropriate almost fifty percent of the time.

Scientist: Alright. It's go time.