Transcription:I Pity That Foo

[The Foo Fighters are rehearsing.]
 * Foo Fighters: [singing] And I love you cha cha cha! [the door bursts open to reveal Mr. T]
 * Dave Grohl: Hey, Mr. T, I'm Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters! I am so excited that you've come to check out one of our band rehearsals!
 * Mr. T: Quit your jibba-jabba! It's time to fight some foo's!
 * Taylor Hawkins: What are you talking about?
 * Mr. T: What's your name? The Foo Fighters, right? Then why aren't you fighting foo's? What's all this mumbo-jumbo about music?
 * Taylor: Uh...
 * Mr. T: C'mon, let's go fight some foo's! [The Foo Fighters exit the hall carrying their instruments. Scene change to the group arriving in the park, and run into an old man sitting down at a bench.]
 * Old Man: Hey, aren't you Mr. T?
 * Mr. T: Shut up foo! [to the Foo Fighters] Fight this foo! [the Foo Fighters hit the old man with their instruments] Pound that sucka! Yeah, yeah!

[Scene change to the group enter a library and approach a kid reading a book; the kid looks at Mr. T.]
 * Mr. T: Shut up foo! [the Foo Fighters attack the kid] Punch him in the microphone! Gimme a penny!

[Scene change to Mr. T and the Foo Fighters in a city street.]
 * Mr. T: C'mon, I think there's some foo's this way!
 * Dave: Mr. T, I think we have to stop fighting foo's together. You think everyone is a foo!
 * Mr. T: That ain't true, foo!
 * Dave: See?
 * Mr. T: Oh my God, you're right! Now I see, it is I who has been the biggest foo of all! You must fight me, but it won't be easy! I put up one helluva -- [gets cut off when Dave hits him with his guitar]
 * Dave: Shut up foo! [the Foo Fighters leave; a kid and his mother walk by and notice Mr. T]
 * Kid: I pity that foo!