Transcription:Farting and Retards


 * Orderly: Hey, what's on the menu today?


 * Chef: I thought the inmates would enjoy a nice change of pace. Broccoli, baked beans, coffee ice cream, and Red Bull.


 * Orderly: Oh, my God.


 * [After dinner, the inmates are rioting, beating themselves with trays, drawing on the walls, and farting incessantly. Switches to TiVo listing, with the following dialogue unseen]


 * Gary: I think I've had enough of that show. Delete.


 * ["Delete? Are you sure you want to delete: Robot Chicken: "Boo Cocky?" Yes No"]


 * Enrique: [highlights "No" and selects. Goes up and down the queue throughout] Hey, what are you doing?


 * Gary: I don't want Robot Chicken on the DVR.


 * Enrique: No, I love Robot Chicken.


 * Gary: It's all farting and retards.


 * Enrique: Well, I like it.


 * Gary: Tough titties.


 * Enrique: Ass! We split the cable bill.


 * Gary: TV doesn't have to be stupid...


 * Enrique: I want...


 * Gary: [cont'd] ...it can be challenging, even brainy...


 * Enrique: You want something brainy on the TV. [Gunshot! Blood splatters on the screen, and the queue stops] There! Ha ha ha! Oh, man. I ain't going to prison. [Another gunshot! More blood splattered.]


 * Friend: [sound of opening door] Oh, my God! Gary! Enrique! I better call 911! [Dials] But I might as well watch a little Robot Chicken while I wait for the cops. [Selects "Boo Cocky" and watches. Scene goes back to the rioting, farting inmates.]