Transcription:Non-Sexual Matters


 * Padme: (She and Anakin enter a room) This is my room for talking about non-sexual matters. Please, Ani, sit. (Anakin sits and takes a deep breath)
 * Anakin: We need to talk about us, how, uh...(Sniffs the air) Is that lavender?
 * Padme: Do you like it? I like to smell 'senatorial'.
 * Anakin: Padme, from the moment I met you, I've thought about you every day.
 * Padme: That's nice. (Takes off hairpiece, and releases her long black hair) I think of the Senate almost every day. I'm a Senator, you know.
 * Anakin: I'm in agony, Padme, I can't breathe!
 * Padme: Have you tried yoga? (Does cartwheel, and spins around the room) All us politicians do it. (Jumps and lands on the floor doing a split, which is attracting Anakin wildly) Uhhhgh! Oh, it's tight! UUUUUUUUHHHHGH! (Stretches multiple times) Uhhgh!
 * Anakin: If...uh...you're suffering as much as I am, please tell me...
 * Padme: (A pole appears from the ceiling) Oh, Ani! (Does pole dance with shining colorful lights on the scene, which attracts Anakin even more) You're a Jedi! And I'm a queen, and a hand maid, and a Senator! Uhhhgh!
 * Anakin: Errrgh! (Tries holding in attraction, but is struggling)
 * Padme: (R2-D2 appears, and Padme's clothes slip off, exposing her bikini and panties) Oopsie daisy!
 * Anakin: (Continues holding it all in as the camera eases onto him)
 * Padme: (Takes out soapy sponge, and speaks to R2-D2) Let's get you clean, dirty boy! (Scrubs R2-D2's top, and his seeing eye pops out from his head) Whoop! Sorry!
 * Anakin: You're in my very soul, tormenting me! (Padme pulls down crank, and water pours all over her body) I wish I could just wish away my feelings, but I can't!
 * Padme: I will NOT get into this...and neither will you. (Walks away)