Transcription:Cork

NARRATOR: Coming this fall! From the creators of Monk, everyone's parents' favorite obsessive-complusive detective, comes "Cork", America's first mentally challenged crime sleuth.

INVESTIGATER: It's an issidorchy. The bank teller. We're all outta leads, Cork. What do yo make of this situation.

(Cork is seen spinning around, babbling. He almost remsembles Dan Milano.)

CORK: I'm a tornado! I'm a tornado!

(he falls and cries. There is a ring on his face. The investigater picks it up, and his "Big Sister" appears)

INVESTIGATER: It's a wedding band. This young man just found our first clue!

CORK'S BIG SISTER: Good job, Cork!

CORK: No more gym class.

(The gang of Cork and B.S are at a petting zoo. Cork is jumping around and babbling.)

CORK'S BIG SISTER: What is it, Cork?!

(Cork babbles)

CORK'S BIG SISTER: It's it a widow and her boyfriend trying to cash in on her late husband insurance policy?(Cork babbles "No") Is it a gang of old porker buddies who decided to knock over a casino for one last shot of fortune?(Cork babbles "No" again.) OH! Do you have to go number 1?(He stops babbling, she holds his hand and takes him to the bathroom) Okay, take my hand. No more soda for you today, okay?