Transcription:Lighting Up the Christmas Lights

(Husband lighting up the Christmas lights, and the Christmas lights where it says, "Happy Holidays.")

Kid: Wow! Awesome! Go, Dad!

Wife: Oh, ho, ho, my goodness, dear!

(The Christmas light gets electicuted by itself and the H letter was on fire.)

Wife: Oh, my god!

(All the Christmas lights letters caught on fire.)

Husband: Oh, my god!

(The other rooftop on the left caught on fire.)

Husband, Wife, and Kid: Oh, my god!

(The guy has a fire on his head fall of the house, the kids ran away outside, woman fall off the house, the guy has no fire on his face, he crawls away, the dog was on fire running away, and the dog accidentlly bamed the snowman. The dog was not on fire, and the old man with a wheelchair rolls faster to the kid.)

Old Man: (screaming) I'M ON FIRE!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

(The old man grabs the kid)

Kid: (screaming)

(Man's story ends)

Man: And that's why I can burn it to Judius.

Man's son: Uh, Dad, that's a great story. But, I think you forget to blow up the menorah.

(The menorah was on fire)

Man: Damn it!