Transcription:Yarael Poof, pt. 1

The sketch begins in the Jedi council where the Jedi Masters discuss a meeting regarding Anakin Skywalker.

Yoda: Much fear I sense in young Anakin. To be trained as a Jedi, he must not be.

Close up on Mace Windu.

Mace Windu: He could bring balance to the Force.

Close up on Yoda.

Yoda: Correct you are.

Cuts to Yarael Poof looking around.

Yarael Poof: I thought you said that would be bad!

Cuts back to Yoda.

Yoda: From the prophecy, that boy could be.

Cuts back to Yarael Poof.

Yarael Poof: Can I ask what the prophecy is? Why is that something I don't know?

Cut to Mace Windu.

Mace Windu: I will tell him of the Council's decision tomorrow.

Cut back to Yarael Poof.

Yarael Poof: Oh, so it's a Council now?! It's not just the two of you?! What about you, Dogface?! Did you know that now it was a Council?!

Cut to behind Mace and Yoda. Yarael Poof leans his head to the right to listen.

Yoda: Inform the Senate, we must. Of our lessoned ability to use the Force.

Yarael Poof: WHO can't use the Force now?!  I can still use the Force!

Cut back to Yarael Poof.

Yarael Poof: Let's put that one to a vote because I don't even know what that means! (timidly) Does anyone realize that I'm talking?

Yoda and Mace Windu look at each other.

Mace Windu: Enough for today. We should eat.

Yoda: Getting pizza, Yarael Poof should do. All in favor?

Jedi Council: Aye!

Yarael Poof sighs and puts his head down between his knees. His head gets back up.

Yarael Poof: I just got the coffee yesterday. I submitted the receipt, have yet to be reimbursed. Is anyone else having this issue?! But, oh, look! If it's the will of the Council, then I'll go!

Jedi Council: Aye!

Yarael Poof: Fine! Listen, Yaddle, I'm going to need to borrow your car!

Cuts to Yaddle.

Yaddle: Um, in the shop it is?

Yarael Poof leans towards her.

Yarael Poof: I just saw it downstairs.

Yaddle: (mumbles) Well, you know...insurance.

Cut to entire Jedi Council.

Yarael Poof: Okay, I am going. I'm one of twelve Jedi in the whole galaxy on the Jedi Council. And today it is my job to get the pizza. Sure! Yeah, my parents, they're very proud.

Yarael Poof leaves.