Transcription:Mr. Bill Gets Revenge

(cut to a typical SNL "Mr. Bill" skit, we see Mr. Bill, Mr. Hands, and Mr. Sluggo)

Mr. Hands: Gee, Mr. Bill! Sluggo wanted you to meet his new friend, Mr. Rolling Pin! (holds up a rolling pin)

Mr. Bill: Oh no! Mr. Hands, I warned you, if you kept messing with me...

(The rolling pin is used to roll Mr. Bill flat, as Mr. Sluggo smiles with evil glee)

Mr. Bill: Oh no! Ooooh nooo!!!

Mr. Hands: Gee, Mr. Bill, your clay doesn't seem as squashy this week. (squishes Mr. Bill)

Mr. Bill: It's called C-4, motherf**ker!

(Mr. Bill sets off a massive fiery explosion, vaporizing both himself and Mr. Sluggo, and blasting the hands off of Mr. Hands)

Mr. Hands: Oh NO!!!

(cut to static, segment ends)